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Saddletramp User ID: 736749 Puerto Rico 01/21/2013 10:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Fuck CNN...you should send this story to the TV show on the Discovery Channel, Dirty Jobs... See if ol' Macho Man Mike Rowe wants to take a swing at that job... "And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius "Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..." "We don't rent pigs!" |
Spittin'Cesium User ID: 14589973 Netherlands 01/21/2013 10:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | sadly yes. People are sick... It used to be rarer back in the day... but with smart phones and cheaper camcorders its more common than most of us imagine... Especially ritualistic killings... I would imagine your local Sheriff's office has more than a few tapes locked away that depicts Satanic sacrifices... People go missing all the time... The saddest is the teenagers that run away... if they arent absorbed into the sex trafficking world... there is a good chance they were slaughtered in the name of sacrifice... yeah yeah sounds cliche... but it happens... Thats also how they get rid of victims of sex trafficking when they are "used up" its a sad sad sad cruel world out there... We see 'Snuff' on the Gnewz - Any image of someone being Killed is Snuff - Ghadafi's Murder was a International Snuff Movie as was Saddam. Crazy,sick World. This is true. Today is no different than the Roman Games... Completely agree Dr.Acula. Hunger Games are real. The thing that hath been, is That which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done:and there is no new thing under the Sun. Ecclesiastes 9:1 |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 15737046 United States 01/21/2013 10:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP - You considered contacting Rolling Stone to see if they want a 'Confessions of a Jizzmopper' article? Quoting: Spittin'Cesium Not really. I don't think they would publish it. It's too inflammatory. Can you imagine if all this was common knowledge? You'd have religious nuts and psycho homophobes blowing up porn stores. You'd have wives so paranoid that they'd be sniffing their husbands' dicks every time they got home from the grocery store. Yeah. No shit, right? Why don't you all just have some hookers in the back with a glory hole so they are protected by the glass? |
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Kirk User ID: 25384388 United States 01/21/2013 10:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bravo! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5141990 Loved the PSSC...tho that's not what they are getting thru that particular glory hole. LOL! Enlightening and entertaining. Men really are just animals if we let them be; I've always known this. Thank you. Can't speak for this generation but I knew men of moral stature. They weren't animals. Government is a body largely ungoverned. |
simultaneous_final (OP) User ID: 31759745 United States 01/21/2013 10:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | hahaha what's weird is I live about 3 blocks from a "peep show" store. Quoting: CreationPoetique I'm going to totally think about this every time I drive by it now...especially when dudes are walking out.... gross. GLP continues to rape my innocent mind. Remember--the people going in and out the FRONT DOOR are just there to buy dildos and DVDs. You'll never see who goes in and out the back door (no pun intended). These places have a back parking lot too. That way no one can identify their big redneck trucks. A subject observes itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself ad infinitum. |
simultaneous_final (OP) User ID: 31759745 United States 01/21/2013 10:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP - You considered contacting Rolling Stone to see if they want a 'Confessions of a Jizzmopper' article? Quoting: Spittin'Cesium Not really. I don't think they would publish it. It's too inflammatory. Can you imagine if all this was common knowledge? You'd have religious nuts and psycho homophobes blowing up porn stores. You'd have wives so paranoid that they'd be sniffing their husbands' dicks every time they got home from the grocery store. Yeah. No shit, right? Why don't you all just have some hookers in the back with a glory hole so they are protected by the glass? Hookers are illegal. The last thing a porn store wants is attention from the authorities (some of whom are "involved"). Also, you can get a blowjob from a stripper in any strip club in America. But it costs a lot more than $3 in tokens. Get my drift? A subject observes itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself ad infinitum. |
simultaneous_final (OP) User ID: 31759745 United States 01/21/2013 10:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bravo! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5141990 Loved the PSSC...tho that's not what they are getting thru that particular glory hole. LOL! Enlightening and entertaining. Men really are just animals if we let them be; I've always known this. Thank you. Can't speak for this generation but I knew men of moral stature. They weren't animals. Exactly. Most guys would never be a part of this. However, you NEVER KNOW WHICH ONES ARE... Nice truck...LOL A subject observes itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself ad infinitum. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 32751882 United States 01/21/2013 10:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This thread makes me hope for a new, improved AIDS: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32751882 100% mortality rate, 100% transmissible. Easy Tiger!? I'd settle for thermonuclear sterilization of this particular subset of the population. I'm not picky about the mechanism, but the goal is non-negotiable. |
simultaneous_final (OP) User ID: 31759745 United States 01/21/2013 10:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This thread makes me hope for a new, improved AIDS: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32751882 100% mortality rate, 100% transmissible. Easy Tiger!? I'd settle for thermonuclear sterilization of this particular subset of the population. I'm not picky about the mechanism, but the goal is non-negotiable. Spoken like a true peepshow customer. Trust me, they all talk JUST LIKE YOU. So keep your rage to yourself and don't do anything stupid or violent. If you don't like it, don't take part. Live and let live. A subject observes itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself ad infinitum. |
Lawlis User ID: 30966993 United States 01/21/2013 10:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This thread makes me hope for a new, improved AIDS: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32751882 100% mortality rate, 100% transmissible. AIDS is not transmissible at all. People on this forum need to understand the difference between HIV and AIDS. AIDS means Acquired Immunodeficiency SYNDROME. You develop AIDS YEARS after being immunocompromised from HIV, which is the virus that is claimed to cause AIDS. ORDO AB CHAO |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 15737046 United States 01/21/2013 10:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This thread makes me hope for a new, improved AIDS: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32751882 100% mortality rate, 100% transmissible. Easy Tiger!? I'd settle for thermonuclear sterilization of this particular subset of the population. I'm not picky about the mechanism, but the goal is non-negotiable. Spoken like a true peepshow customer. Trust me, they all talk JUST LIKE YOU. So keep your rage to yourself and don't do anything stupid or violent. If you don't like it, don't take part. Live and let live. It's always the biggots that have the most homo-tendency. Larry Craig ring your tinkerbell? |
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simultaneous_final (OP) User ID: 31759745 United States 01/21/2013 10:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | good read, OP. I give you credit. If i was in that predicament, i think i would've taken the Obamabux instead. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9353956 All this was before Obama's terms. If you've ever been unemployed, you know that you'd rather do ANYTHING for a living than nothing. Welfare wasn't an option. I'm an able-bodied man. These days I own/operate my own business. Thank God. Life is better when you do what you love. But I have no regrets. I learned a lot about the world by being a jizzmopper. A subject observes itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself observing itself ad infinitum. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 32630104 United States 01/21/2013 10:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | good read, OP. I give you credit. If i was in that predicament, i think i would've taken the Obamabux instead. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9353956 All this was before Obama's terms. If you've ever been unemployed, you know that you'd rather do ANYTHING for a living than nothing. Welfare wasn't an option. I'm an able-bodied man. These days I own/operate my own business. Thank God. Life is better when you do what you love. But I have no regrets. I learned a lot about the world by being a jizzmopper. Yeah well,, you just confirmed that men are disgusting pervs. And the ladies think "not MY man!" Lol |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 32751882 United States 01/21/2013 10:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This thread makes me hope for a new, improved AIDS: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32751882 100% mortality rate, 100% transmissible. Easy Tiger!? I'd settle for thermonuclear sterilization of this particular subset of the population. I'm not picky about the mechanism, but the goal is non-negotiable. Spoken like a true peepshow customer. Trust me, they all talk JUST LIKE YOU. So keep your rage to yourself and don't do anything stupid or violent. If you don't like it, don't take part. Live and let live. It's not rage, freakshow. Last time I checked, I don't have the means to construct a thermonuclear sterilization mechanism, nor to engineer a more efficient AIDS nano-weapon. It's my sense of justice on behalf of those poor wives. I don't care if openly-queer fags climb all over each other, but don't break your marriage contract and engage in what amounts to attempted murder on your wife for her crime of being gullible enough to believe you're a real man. You fine with HIV-flavored dick going into your sister? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 32751882 United States 01/21/2013 10:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I had a hair dresser who also happened to do the hair and make-up for the strippers at the big strip club here in town, Shotgun Willies. Quoting: CreationPoetique Some of the stuff she told me literally made me gag and throw up in my mouth a little. Google "chili dog". FFS. I am thankful every day for not having friends like you or OP. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 15737046 United States 01/21/2013 10:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I had a hair dresser who also happened to do the hair and make-up for the strippers at the big strip club here in town, Shotgun Willies. Quoting: CreationPoetique Some of the stuff she told me literally made me gag and throw up in my mouth a little. Google "chili dog". FFS. I am thankful every day for not having friends like you or OP. |
Spittin'Cesium User ID: 14589973 Netherlands 01/21/2013 10:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I had a hair dresser who also happened to do the hair and make-up for the strippers at the big strip club here in town, Shotgun Willies. Quoting: CreationPoetique Some of the stuff she told me literally made me gag and throw up in my mouth a little. Google "chili dog". FFS. I am thankful every day for not having friends like you or OP. Hahaaa! : ) The thing that hath been, is That which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done:and there is no new thing under the Sun. Ecclesiastes 9:1 |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 5141990 United States 01/21/2013 11:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | sadly yes. People are sick... It used to be rarer back in the day... but with smart phones and cheaper camcorders its more common than most of us imagine... Especially ritualistic killings... I would imagine your local Sheriff's office has more than a few tapes locked away that depicts Satanic sacrifices... People go missing all the time... The saddest is the teenagers that run away... if they arent absorbed into the sex trafficking world... there is a good chance they were slaughtered in the name of sacrifice... yeah yeah sounds cliche... but it happens... Thats also how they get rid of victims of sex trafficking when they are "used up" its a sad sad sad cruel world out there... We see 'Snuff' on the Gnewz - Any image of someone being Killed is Snuff - Ghadafi's Murder was a International Snuff Movie as was Saddam. Crazy,sick World. This is true. Today is no different than the Roman Games... It has been rumored that Joseph Edward Duncan did this. He is one I would take pleasure in killing myself. |