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Confessions of a Jizzmopper

 
Saddletramp

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Fuck CNN...you should send this story to the TV show on the Discovery Channel, Dirty Jobs...

See if ol' Macho Man Mike Rowe wants to take a swing at that job...
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OP are snuff films real?
 Quoting: CreationPoetique


sadly yes.

People are sick...

It used to be rarer back in the day... but with smart phones and cheaper camcorders its more common than most of us imagine...

Especially ritualistic killings...

I would imagine your local Sheriff's office has more than a few tapes locked away that depicts Satanic sacrifices...

People go missing all the time... The saddest is the teenagers that run away... if they arent absorbed into the sex trafficking world...

there is a good chance they were slaughtered in the name of sacrifice... yeah yeah sounds cliche... but it happens...

Thats also how they get rid of victims of sex trafficking when they are "used up"

its a sad sad sad cruel world out there...
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


We see 'Snuff' on the Gnewz - Any image of someone being Killed is Snuff - Ghadafi's Murder was a International Snuff Movie as was Saddam.

Crazy,sick World.
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


This is true.

Today is no different than the Roman Games...
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


Completely agree Dr.Acula.

Hunger Games are real.
The thing that hath been,
is That which shall be;
and that which is done is that which shall be done:and there is no new thing under the Sun.
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OP - You considered contacting Rolling Stone to see if they want a 'Confessions of a Jizzmopper' article?
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


Not really. I don't think they would publish it. It's too inflammatory. Can you imagine if all this was common knowledge? You'd have religious nuts and psycho homophobes blowing up porn stores. You'd have wives so paranoid that they'd be sniffing their husbands' dicks every time they got home from the grocery store.
 Quoting: simultaneous_final


Yeah. No shit, right?

Why don't you all just have some hookers in the back with a glory hole so they are protected by the glass?
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This thread makes me hope for a new, improved AIDS:
100% mortality rate, 100% transmissible.

dead dead dead dead dead
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Easy Tiger!?
The thing that hath been,
is That which shall be;
and that which is done is that which shall be done:and there is no new thing under the Sun.
Ecclesiastes 9:1
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01/21/2013 10:09 PM
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hahaha what's weird is I live about 3 blocks from a "peep show" store.

I'm going to totally think about this every time I drive by it now...especially when dudes are walking out....

gross.

GLP continues to rape my innocent mind.
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01/21/2013 10:14 PM
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Bravo!

Loved the PSSC...tho that's not what they are getting thru that particular glory hole. LOL!

Enlightening and entertaining. Men really are just animals if we let them be; I've always known this.

Thank you.
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Can't speak for this generation but I knew men of moral stature. They weren't animals.
Government is a body largely ungoverned.
simultaneous_final  (OP)

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hahaha what's weird is I live about 3 blocks from a "peep show" store.

I'm going to totally think about this every time I drive by it now...especially when dudes are walking out....

gross.

GLP continues to rape my innocent mind.
 Quoting: CreationPoetique


Remember--the people going in and out the FRONT DOOR are just there to buy dildos and DVDs. You'll never see who goes in and out the back door (no pun intended). These places have a back parking lot too. That way no one can identify their big redneck trucks.
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simultaneous_final  (OP)

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OP - You considered contacting Rolling Stone to see if they want a 'Confessions of a Jizzmopper' article?
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


Not really. I don't think they would publish it. It's too inflammatory. Can you imagine if all this was common knowledge? You'd have religious nuts and psycho homophobes blowing up porn stores. You'd have wives so paranoid that they'd be sniffing their husbands' dicks every time they got home from the grocery store.
 Quoting: simultaneous_final


Yeah. No shit, right?

Why don't you all just have some hookers in the back with a glory hole so they are protected by the glass?
 Quoting: CreationPoetique


Hookers are illegal. The last thing a porn store wants is attention from the authorities (some of whom are "involved"). Also, you can get a blowjob from a stripper in any strip club in America. But it costs a lot more than $3 in tokens. Get my drift?
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simultaneous_final  (OP)

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Bravo!

Loved the PSSC...tho that's not what they are getting thru that particular glory hole. LOL!

Enlightening and entertaining. Men really are just animals if we let them be; I've always known this.

Thank you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5141990


Can't speak for this generation but I knew men of moral stature. They weren't animals.
 Quoting: Kirk


Exactly. Most guys would never be a part of this. However, you NEVER KNOW WHICH ONES ARE... Nice truck...LOL
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This thread makes me hope for a new, improved AIDS:
100% mortality rate, 100% transmissible.

dead dead dead dead dead
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32751882


Easy Tiger!?
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


I'd settle for thermonuclear sterilization of this particular subset of the population.

I'm not picky about the mechanism, but the goal is non-negotiable.
simultaneous_final  (OP)

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This thread makes me hope for a new, improved AIDS:
100% mortality rate, 100% transmissible.

dead dead dead dead dead
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32751882


Easy Tiger!?
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


I'd settle for thermonuclear sterilization of this particular subset of the population.

I'm not picky about the mechanism, but the goal is non-negotiable.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32751882


Spoken like a true peepshow customer. Trust me, they all talk JUST LIKE YOU.

So keep your rage to yourself and don't do anything stupid or violent. If you don't like it, don't take part. Live and let live.
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This thread makes me hope for a new, improved AIDS:
100% mortality rate, 100% transmissible.

dead dead dead dead dead
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32751882


AIDS is not transmissible at all.

People on this forum need to understand the difference between HIV and AIDS.

AIDS means Acquired Immunodeficiency SYNDROME. You develop AIDS YEARS after being immunocompromised from HIV, which is the virus that is claimed to cause AIDS.
ORDO AB CHAO
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good read, OP. I give you credit. If i was in that predicament, i think i would've taken the Obamabux instead.
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This thread makes me hope for a new, improved AIDS:
100% mortality rate, 100% transmissible.

dead dead dead dead dead
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32751882


Easy Tiger!?
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


I'd settle for thermonuclear sterilization of this particular subset of the population.

I'm not picky about the mechanism, but the goal is non-negotiable.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32751882


Spoken like a true peepshow customer. Trust me, they all talk JUST LIKE YOU.

So keep your rage to yourself and don't do anything stupid or violent. If you don't like it, don't take part. Live and let live.
 Quoting: simultaneous_final


It's always the biggots that have the most homo-tendency.

Larry Craig ring your tinkerbell?

afro
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:osuckoff:
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:cruiser:
simultaneous_final  (OP)

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good read, OP. I give you credit. If i was in that predicament, i think i would've taken the Obamabux instead.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9353956


All this was before Obama's terms. If you've ever been unemployed, you know that you'd rather do ANYTHING for a living than nothing. Welfare wasn't an option. I'm an able-bodied man. These days I own/operate my own business. Thank God. Life is better when you do what you love. But I have no regrets. I learned a lot about the world by being a jizzmopper.
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good read, OP. I give you credit. If i was in that predicament, i think i would've taken the Obamabux instead.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9353956


All this was before Obama's terms. If you've ever been unemployed, you know that you'd rather do ANYTHING for a living than nothing. Welfare wasn't an option. I'm an able-bodied man. These days I own/operate my own business. Thank God. Life is better when you do what you love. But I have no regrets. I learned a lot about the world by being a jizzmopper.
 Quoting: simultaneous_final


Yeah well,, you just confirmed that men are disgusting pervs.

And the ladies think "not MY man!"

Lol
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01/21/2013 10:44 PM
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Well, now we know why their wives and gfs don't put out the pussy anymore for them so they go looking elsewhere. lol.
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Perhaps someone could share what happens in back door dance clubs?!

That'll shock ya
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It is known that all humans are inherently bisexual. Propagation of the species, children.
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Well, now we know why their wives and gfs don't put out the pussy anymore for them so they go looking elsewhere. lol.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4022902


Oh sure, it's the women's fault.

I swear. Own up to your sicko dicko and stop blaming other people
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Ughhhhhhhh another example of why I pray daily for god to smite us all.
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That's more disgusting than op's original post.
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I had a hair dresser who also happened to do the hair and make-up for the strippers at the big strip club here in town, Shotgun Willies.

Some of the stuff she told me literally made me gag and throw up in my mouth a little.

Google "chili dog".

FFS.
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01/21/2013 10:51 PM
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Hmm

Think I will apply for a job, and when the rooms are full, I will chain the doors shut and call the press and say Officer Dickwad and Preacher Fudgepacker are in there fucking each other.
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This thread makes me hope for a new, improved AIDS:
100% mortality rate, 100% transmissible.

dead dead dead dead dead
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32751882


Easy Tiger!?
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


I'd settle for thermonuclear sterilization of this particular subset of the population.

I'm not picky about the mechanism, but the goal is non-negotiable.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32751882


Spoken like a true peepshow customer. Trust me, they all talk JUST LIKE YOU.

So keep your rage to yourself and don't do anything stupid or violent. If you don't like it, don't take part. Live and let live.
 Quoting: simultaneous_final


It's not rage, freakshow. Last time I checked, I don't have the means to construct a thermonuclear sterilization mechanism, nor to engineer a more efficient AIDS nano-weapon.

It's my sense of justice on behalf of those poor wives.
I don't care if openly-queer fags climb all over each other, but don't break your marriage contract and engage in what amounts to attempted murder on your wife for her crime of being gullible enough to believe you're a real man.

You fine with HIV-flavored dick going into your sister?
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Hmm

Think I will apply for a job, and when the rooms are full, I will chain the doors shut and call the press and say Officer Dickwad and Preacher Fudgepacker are in there fucking each other.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32724170


Excellent idea.
applause2
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I had a hair dresser who also happened to do the hair and make-up for the strippers at the big strip club here in town, Shotgun Willies.

Some of the stuff she told me literally made me gag and throw up in my mouth a little.

Google "chili dog".

FFS.
 Quoting: CreationPoetique


I am thankful every day for not having friends like you or OP.
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I had a hair dresser who also happened to do the hair and make-up for the strippers at the big strip club here in town, Shotgun Willies.

Some of the stuff she told me literally made me gag and throw up in my mouth a little.

Google "chili dog".

FFS.
 Quoting: CreationPoetique


I am thankful every day for not having friends like you or OP.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32751882




whatever
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I had a hair dresser who also happened to do the hair and make-up for the strippers at the big strip club here in town, Shotgun Willies.

Some of the stuff she told me literally made me gag and throw up in my mouth a little.

Google "chili dog".

FFS.
 Quoting: CreationPoetique


I am thankful every day for not having friends like you or OP.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32751882




whatever
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Hahaaa!

: )
The thing that hath been,
is That which shall be;
and that which is done is that which shall be done:and there is no new thing under the Sun.
Ecclesiastes 9:1
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OP are snuff films real?
 Quoting: CreationPoetique


sadly yes.

People are sick...

It used to be rarer back in the day... but with smart phones and cheaper camcorders its more common than most of us imagine...

Especially ritualistic killings...

I would imagine your local Sheriff's office has more than a few tapes locked away that depicts Satanic sacrifices...

People go missing all the time... The saddest is the teenagers that run away... if they arent absorbed into the sex trafficking world...

there is a good chance they were slaughtered in the name of sacrifice... yeah yeah sounds cliche... but it happens...

Thats also how they get rid of victims of sex trafficking when they are "used up"

its a sad sad sad cruel world out there...
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


We see 'Snuff' on the Gnewz - Any image of someone being Killed is Snuff - Ghadafi's Murder was a International Snuff Movie as was Saddam.

Crazy,sick World.
 Quoting: Spittin'Cesium


This is true.

Today is no different than the Roman Games...
 Quoting: Dr. Acula



It has been rumored that Joseph Edward Duncan did this. He is one I would take pleasure in killing myself.





GLP