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'Pork found' in Halal prison food

 
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02/01/2013 07:04 PM
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Halal or not halal my ass, give them the leftovers of Tesco. They are in jail.
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02/01/2013 07:17 PM
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the reason pork (pigs) are not eaten by many groups is because the pig's DNA is extremely close to ours. Its not because its 'dirty' as they would make you believe is the reason
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I'm not buying that. They weren't eating pork long before DNA was discovered.

Oh wait...
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02/01/2013 08:39 PM
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the reason pork (pigs) are not eaten by many groups is because the pig's DNA is extremely close to ours. Its not because its 'dirty' as they would make you believe is the reason
 Quoting: Matrix-V


So they knew about DNA back in the middle ages?
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Actually the prohibition against pork goes back to the time of the Old Testament of the bible. Most so-called christians just like to conveniently ignore this, and/or try to make up loopholes to consider themselves exempt from the old dietary restrictions.

I think some would argue that god had a tip-off on the DNA similarities.
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02/01/2013 08:46 PM
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the reason pork (pigs) are not eaten by many groups is because the pig's DNA is extremely close to ours. Its not because its 'dirty' as they would make you believe is the reason
 Quoting: Matrix-V


Actually no, its nothing to do with DNA, that has only became known in modern times with technology. Some people have an utter hatred of pork meat, the smell of it, it makes them sick and tastes like crap. Its called gene "OR7D4". People suggest Mohamed had this gene, since his hatred of pork but no other meats..
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the reason pork (pigs) are not eaten by many groups is because the pig's DNA is extremely close to ours. Its not because its 'dirty' as they would make you believe is the reason
 Quoting: Matrix-V


So they knew about DNA back in the middle ages?
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much had been forgotten by the dark ages, They just remembered what not why. There is tons of physical proof showing we lost a much higher civilization before this one,
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02/01/2013 09:00 PM
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boo hoo... so what, will the prisoners who eat the food with pork in it turn into pumpkins or something?
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Maybe they'll commit suicide to atone for their sin.
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02/01/2013 09:14 PM
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Pork pies at room temperature. mmmmm.....
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Let them eat dog crap! Same stuff.
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Wtf..why do we laugh at other religions? Not cool man
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It is rude, I agree, to laugh at the unevolved
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Re: 'Pork found' in Halal prison food
the reason pork (pigs) are not eaten by many groups is because the pig's DNA is extremely close to ours. Its not because its 'dirty' as they would make you believe is the reason
 Quoting: Matrix-V


Actually no, its nothing to do with DNA, that has only became known in modern times with technology. Some people have an utter hatred of pork meat, the smell of it, it makes them sick and tastes like crap. Its called gene "OR7D4". People suggest Mohamed had this gene, since his hatred of pork but no other meats..
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Nah they were probably feeding their dead to pigs.
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02/01/2013 09:25 PM
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Allah Akbar!
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the reason pork (pigs) are not eaten by many groups is because the pig's DNA is extremely close to ours. Its not because its 'dirty' as they would make you believe is the reason
 Quoting: Matrix-V


So they knew about DNA back in the middle ages?
 Quoting: strikeforce




Actually the prohibition against pork goes back to the time of the Old Testament of the bible. Most so-called christians just like to conveniently ignore this, and/or try to make up loopholes to consider themselves exempt from the old dietary restrictions.

I think some would argue that god had a tip-off on the DNA similarities.
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All I have got on this god stuff is when he arrives I wiill drink loads smoke non stop and eat piggy at every opertunity

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02/01/2013 09:29 PM

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I choose not to eat pork out of respect for the pig and our creator. (Pigs are smarter than dogs.) So for me, this is upsetting.

Personally, I would prefer if all prisoners were kept vegetarian. Maybe all the female hormones from eating all the tofu will calm them down. bounceb
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02/01/2013 09:29 PM
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lmao
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Allah Akbar!
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jihad2
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Don't you mean "snakbar"?..lmao
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I choose not to eat pork out of respect for the pig and our creator. (Pigs are smarter than dogs.) So for me, this is upsetting.

Personally, I would prefer if all prisoners were kept vegetarian. Maybe all the female hormones from eating all the tofu will calm them down. bounceb
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Bullshit..
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02/01/2013 09:34 PM
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Wait til they start feeding them long pig! ROFL!
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02/01/2013 09:41 PM
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Bread and water is halal.

If these mohammedans want something more, let them stay out of prison.

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02/01/2013 09:43 PM
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As far as I know, If they're in jail for whatever reason, It probably was for something that was against their religion too! So let them eat pork!!
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Mo is just as deluded as jew. When man made laws are called up one no one escapes

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02/01/2013 09:48 PM
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Wtf? I read it all and now I am pining for a bacon butty or a slice of cured ham...
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Re: 'Pork found' in Halal prison food
The Ministry of Justice has suspended a firm supplying meat to prisons after tests found that it may have provided pies and pasties described as Halal - but with traces of pork DNA.

[link to www.bbc.co.uk]

lmao
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I would like to see a bacon bit warhead of massive proportions exploded over the Middle East, filling the atmosphere with porcine vapor for decades to come.
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BACON BOMB!!!


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Re: 'Pork found' in Halal prison food
The Ministry of Justice has suspended a firm supplying meat to prisons after tests found that it may have provided pies and pasties described as Halal - but with traces of pork DNA.

[link to www.bbc.co.uk]

lmao
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If more was happy to do time for the crime why make them more special than the Jews gods chosen monkeys
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Re: 'Pork found' in Halal prison food
The Ministry of Justice has suspended a firm supplying meat to prisons after tests found that it may have provided pies and pasties described as Halal - but with traces of pork DNA.

[link to www.bbc.co.uk]

lmao
 Quoting: strikeforce


If mo was happy to do time for the crime why make them more special than the Jews gods chosen monkeys

Last Edited by bill shitters 1.2 on 02/01/2013 09:55 PM
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Re: 'Pork found' in Halal prison food
the reason pork (pigs) are not eaten by many groups is because the pig's DNA is extremely close to ours. Its not because its 'dirty' as they would make you believe is the reason
 Quoting: Matrix-V


So they knew about DNA back in the middle ages?
 Quoting: strikeforce




Actually the prohibition against pork goes back to the time of the Old Testament of the bible. Most so-called christians just like to conveniently ignore this, and/or try to make up loopholes to consider themselves exempt from the old dietary restrictions.

I think some would argue that god had a tip-off on the DNA similarities.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19868668


Christians do not follow OT Levitical law as the Jews still do. Jesus came to fulfill the law; it is no longer needed.
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02/01/2013 10:02 PM
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Blasphamy time if their god was on their side they would not commit crimes. And put self in harms way
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The Ministry of Justice has suspended a firm supplying meat to prisons after tests found that it may have provided pies and pasties described as Halal - but with traces of pork DNA.

[link to www.bbc.co.uk]

lmao
 Quoting: strikeforce


Why are we feeding Muslims special diets that cater to their made-up fantasies?

Must we supply them with special insecticide for the invisible bugs under their skin too?
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