Prisoner Smuggling Cellphone In Butt Caught After Ring Tone Alerts Guards

But what was the ringtone?

"The man had concealed the phone inside his person," the official said, asking not to be named.

'Inside his person Officer?'

"Gosh! haha...you know. Inside his nether region (blush blush)"

'He put the the phone up his arse?'

"Hehe...well yes, but those aren't the terms we use here. It's embarrassing to talk about officially so we tend to become British when discussing such matters on TV"

'I see, and what ring tone gave the Inmate away good Sir?'

"Well I have the phone right here Squire"

Whoa, look at this one!!!!


Crack addict? Jailers find cell phone, MP3 player, headphones, cash and pot up inmate’s butt



Sentenced and jailed Tuesday on a narcotics conviction, a California man smuggled a Kyocera cell phone, an MP3 player, ear bud headphones, marijuana, tobacco, and $140 in cash into a county lockup by hiding the contraband in his rectum, investigators allege.The items were recovered when Lake County corrections officers strip searched Earl Lee Vogt and tossed his cell.

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How the hell do you discover you can fit all that in there?

I'm ashamed of the words that I googled to find that article.

Warning -- explicit l*rics

Wonder if he put it in SIDEWAYS or straight in?

Whatevs Heineyberg...

I bet he had service with Recto-Cellular.