Snake slithers out of toilet and bites man on the....yep you guessed it. | |
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Dr. Manhattan User ID: 40023107 United States 07/15/2013 12:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Now he will be able to pee through the side of his penis, like a leaky water hose. |
Ms. Superduper User ID: 15016867 United States 07/15/2013 12:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Once a lady that I know brought a plant pot inside from outside home and guess what was curled up inside it. She discovered this after she brought the pot in? Argh. This toilet snake is WORSE! Argh. Greater is He who is in me than he who is in the world. Whatever feels good to your soul, do that. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 43335359 United States 07/15/2013 12:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What a weird news day, first the snails and now this... Quoting: Chrit Snip; Since we’re talking “nightmare”-level scenarios, you’d be correct in assuming the wounded body part in question isn’t the elbow. It’s scary. It’s gross. And it ought to reinforce the habit of, you know, taking a second to scan the toilet bowl before you sit upon it. At least that’s what a 35-year-old man is probably wishing he did after getting bitten on the penis by a snake that allegedly slithered out of a toilet at his parent’s home in northern Israel. The Times of Israel quotes a report from Israel’s Channel 10: “While sitting on the john, he was rudely and painfully interrupted when a snake appeared and bit his penis. The victim ‘ran from the room in horror’ and went to Haifa’s Rambam Medical Center for treatment.” [link to www.theblaze.com] Prolly a Zimmerman snake.. it was just self defense |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 13794730 United States 07/15/2013 12:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What a weird news day, first the snails and now this... Quoting: Chrit Snip; Since we’re talking “nightmare”-level scenarios, you’d be correct in assuming the wounded body part in question isn’t the elbow. It’s scary. It’s gross. And it ought to reinforce the habit of, you know, taking a second to scan the toilet bowl before you sit upon it. At least that’s what a 35-year-old man is probably wishing he did after getting bitten on the penis by a snake that allegedly slithered out of a toilet at his parent’s home in northern Israel. The Times of Israel quotes a report from Israel’s Channel 10: “While sitting on the john, he was rudely and painfully interrupted when a snake appeared and bit his penis. The victim ‘ran from the room in horror’ and went to Haifa’s Rambam Medical Center for treatment.” [link to www.theblaze.com] Prolly a Zimmerman snake.. it was just self defense He should have smashed the snake on the concrete. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 41559432 Canada 07/15/2013 12:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What a weird news day, first the snails and now this... Quoting: Chrit Snip; Since we’re talking “nightmare”-level scenarios, you’d be correct in assuming the wounded body part in question isn’t the elbow. It’s scary. It’s gross. And it ought to reinforce the habit of, you know, taking a second to scan the toilet bowl before you sit upon it. At least that’s what a 35-year-old man is probably wishing he did after getting bitten on the penis by a snake that allegedly slithered out of a toilet at his parent’s home in northern Israel. The Times of Israel quotes a report from Israel’s Channel 10: “While sitting on the john, he was rudely and painfully interrupted when a snake appeared and bit his penis. The victim ‘ran from the room in horror’ and went to Haifa’s Rambam Medical Center for treatment.” [link to www.theblaze.com] Did they have to suck to poison out? ok, that did really make me laugh out roud |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 43351486 Australia 07/15/2013 12:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What a weird news day, first the snails and now this... Quoting: Chrit Snip; Since we’re talking “nightmare”-level scenarios, you’d be correct in assuming the wounded body part in question isn’t the elbow. It’s scary. It’s gross. And it ought to reinforce the habit of, you know, taking a second to scan the toilet bowl before you sit upon it. At least that’s what a 35-year-old man is probably wishing he did after getting bitten on the penis by a snake that allegedly slithered out of a toilet at his parent’s home in northern Israel. The Times of Israel quotes a report from Israel’s Channel 10: “While sitting on the john, he was rudely and painfully interrupted when a snake appeared and bit his penis. The victim ‘ran from the room in horror’ and went to Haifa’s Rambam Medical Center for treatment.” [link to www.theblaze.com] we all know how he really got bit on the dick by a snake |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 9589803 United States 07/15/2013 01:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yikes !!! And I thought my experience was bad. This reminds me of something that happened to me 19yrs ago, but this was def worse ... I feel for the guy. Many years ago I rented a really nice apartment on the ground floor. The idea of an apartment with a pond just beyond my back patio, & a nature preserve, ( woods ), just beyond that ... only meant one thing when I signed the lease. PRIVACY! Well, as it turns out, it also meant snakes, & lots of them. It was bad enough to walk to the mailbox & return to a four foot snake laying across the threshold of my front door. A quick call to the super saw him returned to the water behind the apartment. Not so bad really. It WAS outside, which is where you would expect a snake to be. HOWEVER... As a result of what happened another time there, I never go to the bathroom in the dark. At the time I didn't see any point in turning the light on. I knew where everything was, and the light would only wake me & make it more difficult to go back to sleep. Did you know, if you step on a snake barefooted you will know exactly what it is !?! Yup ... There was a snake in my bathroom & I stepped on him! :( After I peeled myself off the ceiling & managed to turn the light on, I watched as he slithered out of the bathroom, into the hall, & disappear into a hall closet my roommate had STUFFED with stuff. I emptied the closed & went thru all the boxes the next day. Never did find that snake. I moved out two months later when the lease was up ... to a second story ! |
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Revo/elation User ID: 1278834 United States 07/15/2013 02:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What a weird news day, first the snails and now this... Quoting: Chrit Snip; Since we’re talking “nightmare”-level scenarios, you’d be correct in assuming the wounded body part in question isn’t the elbow. It’s scary. It’s gross. And it ought to reinforce the habit of, you know, taking a second to scan the toilet bowl before you sit upon it. At least that’s what a 35-year-old man is probably wishing he did after getting bitten on the penis by a snake that allegedly slithered out of a toilet at his parent’s home in northern Israel. The Times of Israel quotes a report from Israel’s Channel 10: “While sitting on the john, he was rudely and painfully interrupted when a snake appeared and bit his penis. The victim ‘ran from the room in horror’ and went to Haifa’s Rambam Medical Center for treatment.” [link to www.theblaze.com] BAM! There it is... Did they have to suck to poison out? |
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