Dogs Poop in Alignment with Earth's Magnetic Field | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 51784070 Puerto Rico 01/01/2014 10:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | so, when the magnetic field goes apeshit, can we expect to be sprayed with dogshit, like some disgusting sprinklers from hell? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7499623 get THAT image out of yer head! Maybe they will not shit at all ..... GOOD! Big TV degaussing coils to keep the fuckers from shitting your place up ! May they constipate their way to hell ! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 51967356 United States 01/01/2014 10:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | BECAUSE WE ARE STUPID LMAO. INTERESTING PEOPLE ARE DYING FROM MUTATING DISEASES YET THEY ARE WATCHING DOGS SHIT.... NEVER MIND FINDING CURES FOR STUFF GO WATCH DOGS SHIT IN A LINE.. IM SO TIRED OF THIS PLANET.. I WANT OFF THIS RIDE. |
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Eggcellent Re-Instate Smith-Mundt! User ID: 49121629 United States 01/01/2014 10:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | so, when the magnetic field goes apeshit, can we expect to be sprayed with dogshit, like some disgusting sprinklers from hell? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7499623 get THAT image out of yer head! Thanks for the first BELLYLAUGH of 2014!!!! And Doorbert, you have OUTDONE yourself this time!! 5 Stars, wish it could be 10!!! "I have come to the conclusion that all news should be treated like 9/11, assume it is a psyop with actors participating in a staged event complete with props, until proven otherwise, in which case assume whatever is being recorded, reported, televised, is distortions/lying by omission/outright lies, until proven otherwise." - Anonymous, 4-13-12 |
Tampa Heather User ID: 34405159 United States 01/01/2014 11:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hmm, a product that makes a magnetic field the dog likes to poop around. Keep all the crap in one spot in the yard. Quoting: --Voltaic-- Hmmm... I'm thinking with your expertise in all things electric you could make this work... And if you order now you will receive.... What doesn't kill me only makes me stronger... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 38511557 United States 01/01/2014 11:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Scientists have recently discovered that the red fox also uses the Earth's magnetic field when hunting prey. The odds of a red fox catching a mouse buried beneath the snow rise to nearly 75 perfect if the predator is facing north. The fox uses the invisible magnetic field of the planet to triangulate and home in on its prey, buried in up to 3 feet of snow, from 18 feet away. [link to dsc.discovery.com] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 12803244 United States 01/01/2014 11:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dogs seem to have an awful lot of ritual before hunkering down and soiling the sidewalk. It’s not uncommon to see a dog owner—plastic bag in hand—rolling his eyes as his furry companion sniffs and spins, getting just so before hunkering down to do the least considerate thing possible. Quoting: DoorBert But for whatever its worth, all that spinning is far from arbitrary. What dog owners witness is a small and furry version of the aurora borealis and a link between species and environment that’s as holistic and beautiful as a dog pooping can be. A team of Czech and German researchers found that dogs actually align themselves with the Earth’s magnetic field when they poop. Proving at least that they’re really devoted to their work, the researchers measured the direction of the body axis of 70 dogs from 37 breeds during 1,893 defecations and 5,582 urinations over the course of two years, and found that dogs “prefer to excrete with the body being aligned along the North-south axis under calm magnetic field conditions.” They fittingly published their results in the journal Frontiers in Zoology. [link to www.frontiersinzoology.com] This is the only way I poop as well. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 52263882 United States 01/01/2014 12:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Why, I'm practically salivating over this new data! Quoting: GroundHogDay When our dog was young, I actually made a spread sheet (insert pun here) of her daily defecations. I think the average was about 4X daily. I do not recall seeing any particular orientations, however, did seem to notice that if there was any 'interest' in the area, that was the position most likely facing. Definitely agree with the 'ritual' part. Oh, ....you made a spread sheet did ya? Backs away, slowly,....I be ....uh,.....gotta run a few errands, give you a call ......later, ya, .....see ya,....take care. |
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Brussel Sprout User ID: 52290191 Belgium 01/01/2014 12:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This has to be the funniest if not awesomest study on the subject of dogpoo ... ever. |
Brussel Sprout User ID: 52290191 Belgium 01/01/2014 12:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | five stars |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 52016957 United States 01/01/2014 12:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Other odd pooping habits. .. my big dogs poop up by the house, my little dogs poop far away from the house. Quoting: Dinkytuff I think it's dominance. The less dominant dog tries to hide it's shit further away. Like a cat. When my cat decided it was the dominant animal, it stopped spending 10 minutes covering it's shit in the liter box and just leaves it now. |
N User ID: 27615062 United States 01/01/2014 12:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Actually, the reason behind this probaly has less to do with the magnetic field of the Earth, and more to do with survival instinct. Defecation and sleep are two periods when an animal is at its most vulnerable. If you do either of these actions facing east-west, there is more of a chance of being blinded by the sun and being taken by surprise by a predator. Facing North-south would lessen the likely hood of not being aware of danger... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 38511557 United States 01/01/2014 12:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Other odd pooping habits. .. my big dogs poop up by the house, my little dogs poop far away from the house. Quoting: Dinkytuff I think it's dominance. The less dominant dog tries to hide it's shit further away. Like a cat. When my cat decided it was the dominant animal, it stopped spending 10 minutes covering it's shit in the liter box and just leaves it now. Hmmm interesting, I thought maybe it was because the smaller dogs didn't want potentially dangerous critters (to them) to know they were in the house. Like a decoy....we live in the country, and I know there are coyotes, fox around. |
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Russh50 User ID: 42092983 United States 01/01/2014 12:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So when my shitzoo does his patented spin move ( he's really good ) he is shitting due north? That means that if I take him with me deep in the woods without a compass I can find my way home? just sayin....lol “Freedom had been hunted round the globe; reason was considered as rebellion; and the slavery of fear had made men afraid to think. But such is the irresistible nature of truth, that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing.” – Thomas Paine |
Nikola Tesla User ID: 51663264 United States 01/01/2014 12:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dogs seem to have an awful lot of ritual before hunkering down and soiling the sidewalk. It’s not uncommon to see a dog owner—plastic bag in hand—rolling his eyes as his furry companion sniffs and spins, getting just so before hunkering down to do the least considerate thing possible. Quoting: DoorBert But for whatever its worth, all that spinning is far from arbitrary. What dog owners witness is a small and furry version of the aurora borealis and a link between species and environment that’s as holistic and beautiful as a dog pooping can be. A team of Czech and German researchers found that dogs actually align themselves with the Earth’s magnetic field when they poop. Proving at least that they’re really devoted to their work, the researchers measured the direction of the body axis of 70 dogs from 37 breeds during 1,893 defecations and 5,582 urinations over the course of two years, and found that dogs “prefer to excrete with the body being aligned along the North-south axis under calm magnetic field conditions.” They fittingly published their results in the journal Frontiers in Zoology. [link to www.frontiersinzoology.com] DoorBert, This is incredibly useful info. The next time I have a surveying project, I will take AL the wonder dog with me. Al's poo will be useful in determining the exact azimuth of magnetic north. Tesla "One person with courage is a majority." - Thomas Jefferson "You’ve heard that we are what we eat. But we also are what we think". “Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views." -William F. Buckley Jr. |
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The voice o' reason User ID: 38159679 Ireland 01/01/2014 01:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Now we're talking my language - Shit! This has me inrigued. I have to wonder now whether other animals do the same thing? Horses don't seem to, they just keep on shitting wherever. Also, if this is the case maybe we should do the same? Our 'other' senses are lost. Humans are the only animal on Earth that when faced with the 'dark alley', senses danger but goes in regardless. Ask any spiritually aware person, they'll agree that your shit is the bad energy out. Maybe we should aim for Washington? Seriously though, we're part of this planet and not in tune with it. It may be beneficial to align for a dump. The voice o' reason |
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