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TOP TEN REASONS THERE IS NO GOD

 
keyte
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I like how your "top ten reasons" focus squarely on Crhistianity instead of the "11" other "major religions" as well. If you want to disprove religion all together you are going to need to attack more than just Christianity you insolent little cunt.
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hehe yeah uh u forget all religions are the same just the names r changed... dick head lol
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I like how your "top ten reasons" focus squarely on Crhistianity instead of the "11" other "major religions" as well. If you want to disprove religion all together you are going to need to attack more than just Christianity you insolent little cunt.
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hey yeah um maybe cos all religions are the same! just the names are changed... lol dick head
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1. Prayers are never answered when verifiable things are prayed for.

Examples:

Christians have been praying for at least 50 years for their god to stop abortions, but their god has never stopped even one single abortion.




Sorry, but you are wrong. His quiet voice stopped me from going through with it.
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maybe... or your a bit schitzophrenic lol
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Your definition of God is very very very very incomplete LOL ....STOP SEEING THINGS TWO DIMENSIONALLY !!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP SEEING THINGS LIKE THE PROGRAM WANTS YOU TO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the definition of God is extremely large and you just missed 99.99.99 percent of the definition of God.

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Rather than speaking for your douche bag god, get that motherfucker to speak for him/itself.

BHAHAHAHAHahahahahahaahahahha!!

YOu can't do that. YOu dont have a real god. Your god is only a shit bag imaginary nothing.


Who the hell are you to have to prove to you anything anyway, you are putting tickets on yourself, noone cares about you, not even Christians you sad sack.
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bit unchristian of you dont ya think lol if your such a believer convert him and love him rather then call him weak arse insults lol you "sad sack" lol
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I sense a lot of anger from you OP and I have to admit I have felt the same at some points, however I have to remember that such anger towards God does nothing, you may have to ask yourself why you have written such a thing? Does the existence or non existence actually affect you? What makes you want to shout your protest and create a list?

Perhaps you need to ask why you are putting so much negative energy into being angry at God and his followers, do something else and create positivity in your life and maybe then you may actually see clearly!
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he's angry cos its blinded people like you tryin to convert our kids into believin some random crap from a dusty old book. aka not angry at "god/gods" just the people who pretend he's there.
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TO THE OP:

A god of some form must exist. The universe could be considered God, wether or not you believe exactly in the Christian God of the bible is another story. Christians seem to think the bible is infallible, but it was written by humans and is clearly full of errors and contradictions. Jesus's words as preserved by the bible are true wisdom, in my opinion. Love your neighbor. Jesus also said we are all brothers and sisters of his. Meaning that we are all like jesus, children of God.
Jesus said to take communion and that bread was his body and wine was his blood. This could be interpreted that God is matter. We are all part of God.
One should focus on Jesus's teachings and give less emphasis to the rest of the bible.
“Life is a great surprise,” Vladimir Nabokov once observed. “I do not see why death should not be an even greater one.”
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1. Prayers are never answered when verifiable things are prayed for.

Examples:

Christians have been praying for at least 50 years for their god to stop abortions, but their god has never stopped even one single abortion.




Sorry, but you are wrong. His quiet voice stopped me from going through with it.
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thats your morals u dumb bitch, not god fuck god he can suck my 8 inch
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I feel sorry for you my friend, how decieved you are by the trickery of the devil. You are so blinded from the truth that God is right under your nose and you can't see him. If there is no God, riddle me this: How were you created? How was the world created so perfectly so that both man and animals can survive and adapt (unlike any other planet)? How was space and the stars created, the atoms, molecules, electrons, etc.? You have to have faith and once you have this, he will reveal himself better than any picture can portray, better than any "physical" god can reveal himself. God is a being that is highly intelligent, far more than all humans combined. He does not work how we want Him to work, for we are mere sheep and He is our shepherd. We will never fully understand how he works and it is foolish to judge his works because we have the intelligence of a block of wood compared to God.
The point is, I'm sorry that you feel this way but one day you will bow down and worship this God who is oh so real. Every knee shall bow and every tongue shall confess that He is Lord in the end, you're no exception. You are so decieved by the devil, that is just what he wants us to think, that there is no God, you are a prime example of what the devil can do. Im praying for you my friend, and may GOD bless you. I couldn't help but laugh at your bogus article of how God isn't real, you are an abomination before God to try to decieve others with what the devil has decieved you with. God will cut you down like a weed in the field for trying to poison and destroy His children, you will know that He is the Lord when He lays His wrath upon you! You'll be writing 10000000000 reasons why God is REAL when he is done with you!
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11. the OP is a liar.
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What I like about this is, everytime someone (like the OP) says they hate religion, they ONLY go after Christians.

Not Buddists, or Hindus, or Satantists, or even Muslims. JUST CHristians.

WHy is that? WHat is it about Christianity that pisses them off so much they have to take a Hitleresque stance against it?
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Boy. Generally speaking this sure is one heck of a depressing thread. This Was Your Life...

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Zec 12:3 And in that day will I make Jerusalem a burdensome stone for all people: all that burden themselves with it shall be cut in pieces, though all the people of the earth be gathered together against it.
Psa 9:17 The wicked shall be turned into hell, [and] all the nations that forget God.
Jer 6:2 I have likened the daughter of Zion to a comely and delicate [woman].
STOCK UP NOW. You should have at least 6 months worth of basics for every member of your household. Stay away from crowds when trouble starts, do not forget water storage, tobacco is worth more than gold or silver, and be kind to hungry children.
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I feel sorry for you my friend, how decieved you are by the trickery of the devil. You are so blinded from the truth that God is right under your nose and you can't see him. If there is no God, riddle me this: How were you created? How was the world created so perfectly so that both man and animals can survive and adapt (unlike any other planet)? How was space and the stars created, the atoms, molecules, electrons, etc.? You have to have faith and once you have this, he will reveal himself better than any picture can portray, better than any "physical" god can reveal himself. God is a being that is highly intelligent, far more than all humans combined. He does not work how we want Him to work, for we are mere sheep and He is our shepherd. We will never fully understand how he works and it is foolish to judge his works because we have the intelligence of a block of wood compared to God.
The point is, I'm sorry that you feel this way but one day you will bow down and worship this God who is oh so real. Every knee shall bow and every tongue shall confess that He is Lord in the end, you're no exception. You are so decieved by the devil, that is just what he wants us to think, that there is no God, you are a prime example of what the devil can do. Im praying for you my friend, and may GOD bless you. I couldn't help but laugh at your bogus article of how God isn't real, you are an abomination before God to try to decieve others with what the devil has decieved you with. God will cut you down like a weed in the field for trying to poison and destroy His children, you will know that He is the Lord when He lays His wrath upon you! You'll be writing 10000000000 reasons why God is REAL when he is done with you!
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You're the moron.

Where is your ddouche bag knuckle dragging as*hole faced god character?

That mmmotherfuker is a constant no show

no where

do nothing

dog sh*t god.

Thats because............

YOur god character,
your jesus character
yOur devil character
You hell place
your heaven place

are all make believe

None of them actually exist.

Your make believe god guy character is a stinking nasty monster people slaughtering stupid as*hole god.

You silly chrsturds don't have a fuking REAL thing except your crappy smelly stooooopid, and I do mean sstoooopid,

ignorant BLIND BLIND BLIND BLIND BILND BLIND..... faith.

Your entire religion sucks ass.

It's nothing but garbage.



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If God didn't exist, then we wouldn't be having this discussion.

Let me explain. Atheists must be materialists. That's their only option, since they don't believe in an immaterial soul or spirit. They believe that human consciousness is a function of the brain which is composed solely of matter and energy. They also must believe in vertical evolution as the origin of life, since they don't believe in a Creator. Some may believe in an alien origin of life, but that just pushes the problem back one level. Those aliens had to either be created or evolved from the slime. Ultimately they believe that all life originated from non-life through dumb luck (mutations), natural selection, and lots of time.

The problem is, that consciousness or perception (same thing, really) can't be explained by a material process in the brain. For example, let's say you touch a hot stove with your finger. We know that the perception of pain does not occur in the finger. The nerve impulses must travel along thousands of nerve cells from the finger to the brain. None of those cells feels any pain while sending the signal. Somewhere in the brain, the perception of pain must occur. But the brain is just a vast network of specialized nerve cells that send and receive signals to each other through synapses. No single nerve cell feels pain. We know this because the ones in the finger and arm don't feel anything when sending the "pain" signal to the brain. We also know that probing the brain of a living person does not cause any pain. The brain cells themselves do not feel pain while being probed electrically or even when damaged.

Since individual nerve and brain cells do not perceive pain (or other perceptions like sound, smell or vision), how can perception explained as happening in the brain? There is nothing in the brain to actually perceive anything. The only explanation is that perception (or consciousness) is a non-material process. There must be a soul or spirit to convert the brain cell activity into all the perceptions that we're familiar with.

Sorry materialists, you can't explain consciousness with brain cell activity, therefore humans must be spirits housed in material bodies. Since spirits are supernatural (outside of nature), there must exist a God that created them.
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If God didn't exist, then we wouldn't be having this discussion.

Let me explain. Atheists must be materialists. That's their only option, since they don't believe in an immaterial soul or spirit. They believe that human consciousness is a function of the brain which is composed solely of matter and energy. They also must believe in vertical evolution as the origin of life, since they don't believe in a Creator. Some may believe in an alien origin of life, but that just pushes the problem back one level. Those aliens had to either be created or evolved from the slime. Ultimately they believe that all life originated from non-life through dumb luck (mutations), natural selection, and lots of time.

The problem is, that consciousness or perception (same thing, really) can't be explained by a material process in the brain. For example, let's say you touch a hot stove with your finger. We know that the perception of pain does not occur in the finger. The nerve impulses must travel along thousands of nerve cells from the finger to the brain. None of those cells feels any pain while sending the signal. Somewhere in the brain, the perception of pain must occur. But the brain is just a vast network of specialized nerve cells that send and receive signals to each other through synapses. No single nerve cell feels pain. We know this because the ones in the finger and arm don't feel anything when sending the "pain" signal to the brain. We also know that probing the brain of a living person does not cause any pain. The brain cells themselves do not feel pain while being probed electrically or even when damaged.

Since individual nerve and brain cells do not perceive pain (or other perceptions like sound, smell or vision), how can perception explained as happening in the brain? There is nothing in the brain to actually perceive anything. The only explanation is that perception (or consciousness) is a non-material process. There must be a soul or spirit to convert the brain cell activity into all the perceptions that we're familiar with.

Sorry materialists, you can't explain consciousness with brain cell activity, therefore humans must be spirits housed in material bodies. Since spirits are supernatural (outside of nature), there must exist a God that created them.
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Your circular reasoning is absurd,

Just because it says there was a jseus in a shitty old book , dosen't make it true.

The crappy bible is just a book of stories and fiction.

According to the bible, the bible god was a murderous rapist asshole anyway.

That fuck salughtered every first born baby in Egypt one night, and craving more bloodshed, that motherfucker slaughtered all the first born animals too.

Also according to your book of shit, that douche bag god slaughtered the entire population of the planet, including of course all babies, children, women, plants and animals.

What a scum bag dickless asswipe god.

It hasn't VERIFIABLY appeared anywhere in six thousand years, and that was only in that shit fictional bible.

In spite of all the braying by christers, their asshole god has never stopped even one single abortion.

It has never healed even one visible wound, or healed even one severed limb back on any single amputee.

Its a useless god.

The bible god loves to slaughter babies too.

He stands by idly and gleefully watches millions of babies starve to death each year.

He/it laughs as millions more babies are born deformed and diseased and blown to bits in wars.

Course the bible god in only imaginary, along with the christer devil.

Christers love their devil though.

Christurds get to blame their devil evey time they fuck up, which is all the time.

Their jesus, their heaven and thier hell are also all imaginary.

Their god can't do a fucking thing

It's not a real god.

It's only a make believe god.

It's totally powerless.

It's a no show god.

You delsuonal chirsturds just pretend to have a god .

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I think God is biding his time. For good reason.

I hope.

:)

hbh
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its you AGAIN
I RECOGNIZE YOUR FOOLISHNESS OP
GOD IS REAL
and i receive a vision of God the father in 1998
in case you want to KNOW...
SO IF I WERE YOU I WOULD RECONSIDER...
YOU ARE ONLY FOOLING YOURSELF OP
BY DENYING GOD`S EXISTENCE
AND FEEDING TO SATANS LIE...
GOD IS EVERYWHERE
AND IN THE BEAUTY OF CREATION
MARKS THE FINGERPRINTS OF OUR CREATOR GOD
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weak OP

my 15 year old could do better!!!


but she loves the Lord and reads her Bible!!


Read the book of John tonight ! you will feel better!!

God Loves and so do I!

I know you are a great person and you are going to have a great life!!

See you at the marriage supper of the Lamb!!! you don't want to miss it!!!


ice
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Your circular reasoning is absurd,

[rant snipped]

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Nothing circular in my reasoning. Maybe you just picked a rhetorical buzzword out of a hat.

But you do seem awfully angry at something that you claim doesn't exist.

Just saying.
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its you AGAIN
I RECOGNIZE YOUR FOOLISHNESS OP
GOD IS REAL
and i receive a vision of God the father in 1998
in case you want to KNOW...
SO IF I WERE YOU I WOULD RECONSIDER...
YOU ARE ONLY FOOLING YOURSELF OP
BY DENYING GOD`S EXISTENCE
AND FEEDING TO SATANS LIE...
GOD IS EVERYWHERE
AND IN THE BEAUTY OF CREATION
MARKS THE FINGERPRINTS OF OUR CREATOR GOD
 Quoting: All for God`s Glory 643599



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fuk you you stupid clown.

Your god character is a fuking joke

Your satan character isnt real either.

Your entire religion is a steaming pile of stinking shit.

Your make believ jesus character was a fagggot and a lying sack of shit.


Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing




jesus was a lying sack of sh!t.


That fag jesus stated many times that he would "return to earth "during the life time of listners".

Those listeners are long dead.

What a scummy liar yourimaginary jesus character was.

Now thousands of year later,

he is still a now show.

jesus is also quoted many times in the Bible saying that a believer can ask for ANYTHING through prayer and receive it.

jesus even said that prayer could move mountains.


heh.


Here are the quotes that prove your humper jesus character was a flat a$$ed liar.


1)

And Jesus answered and said to them, "Truly I say to you, if you have faith and do not doubt, you will not only do what was done to the fig tree, but even if you say to this mountain, `Be taken up and cast into the sea,' it will happen. "

And all things you ask in prayer, believing, you will receive." (Matthew 21:21-22 NAS)



2)

Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you. For everyone who asks, receives; and the one who seeks, finds; and to the one who knocks, the door will be opened. (Matthew 7:7-8 NAB)



3)

Again I say to you, that if two of you agree on earth about anything that they may ask, it shall be done for them by My Father who is in heaven. For where two or three have gathered together in My name, I am there in their midst. (Matthew 18:19-20 NAS)



4)

Amen, I say to you, whoever says to this mountain, 'Be lifted up and thrown into the sea,' and does not doubt in his heart but believes that what he says will happen, it shall be done for him. Therefore I tell you, all that you ask for in prayer, believe that you will receive it and it shall be yours. (Mark 11:24-25 NAB)



5)

And I tell you, ask and you will receive; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you. For everyone who asks, receives; and the one who seeks, finds; and to the one who knocks, the door will be opened. (Luke 11:9-13 NAB)



6)

And whatever you ask in my name, I will do, so that the Father may be glorified in the Son. If you ask anything of me in my name, I will do it. (John 14:13-14 NAB)



7)

If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask for whatever you want and it will be done for you. (John 15:7 NAB)



8)

It was not you who chose me, but I who chose you and appointed you to go and bear fruit that will remain, so that whatever you ask the Father in my name he may give you. (John 15:16 NAB)



9)
On that day you will not question me about anything. Amen, amen, I say to you, whatever you ask the Father in my name he will give you. Until now you have not asked anything in my name; ask and you will receive, so that your joy may be complete. (John 16:23-24 NAB)



It is very easy to see that your queer Jesus is

NOT

saying that your knuckle dragging douche gag will.......

THINKS ABOUT GRANTING ....... your prayers.

He says your invisble god fugger

WILL

grant ALL

your prayers.

Clearly your imaginary fukfaced as*wiped shithead god guy doesn’t grant all prayers.

It's not real so it obviously cant grant anything,

Its just a make believe fuk faced shit eating fugger god.

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bump
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if there is no god why does it matter to you, why do you have a problem with believers, oh could it be God pursueing you, im 15 and i am smarter than you
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Man created religion. Religion created gods.
Then man along with various religions (beliefs) and the "created" gods divided this fantastic planet "mother earth" into the hellhole it is today.
Go figure.......... whatever
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Atheism

The belief that nothing happened to nothing, and nothing magically exploded for some odd reason, creating everything, then nothing created self-replicating molecules that again came from nothing which created matter and the turned into bacteria and then monkeys and then into humans even when monkeys have way less chromosomes than humans so it isnt possible, but yet you guys can make up some lame excuse.

Atheism makes perfect sense.
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Hey Now!
"such as belief in witches or goblins"
Witches are real...lol
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PEACE, LOVE & LIZARDS~
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Is that right> You were a piece of sperm, were born from nothing, had bones and flesh, became a baby, once adult you became the enemy of God? It that how you are thankful?
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its you AGAIN
I RECOGNIZE YOUR FOOLISHNESS OP
GOD IS REAL
and i receive a vision of God the father in 1998
in case you want to KNOW...
SO IF I WERE YOU I WOULD RECONSIDER...
YOU ARE ONLY FOOLING YOURSELF OP
BY DENYING GOD`S EXISTENCE
AND FEEDING TO SATANS LIE...
GOD IS EVERYWHERE
AND IN THE BEAUTY OF CREATION
MARKS THE FINGERPRINTS OF OUR CREATOR GOD



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fuk you you stupid clown.

Your god character is a fuking joke

Your satan character isnt real either.

Your entire religion is a steaming pile of stinking shit.

Your make believ jesus character was a fagggot and a lying sack of shit.


Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing




jesus was a lying sack of sh!t.


That fag jesus stated many times that he would "return to earth "during the life time of listners".

Those listeners are long dead.

What a scummy liar yourimaginary jesus character was.

Now thousands of year later,

he is still a now show.

jesus is also quoted many times in the Bible saying that a believer can ask for ANYTHING through prayer and receive it.

jesus even said that prayer could move mountains.


heh.


Here are the quotes that prove your humper jesus character was a flat a$$ed liar.


1)

And Jesus answered and said to them, "Truly I say to you, if you have faith and do not doubt, you will not only do what was done to the fig tree, but even if you say to this mountain, `Be taken up and cast into the sea,' it will happen. "

And all things you ask in prayer, believing, you will receive." (Matthew 21:21-22 NAS)



2)

Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you. For everyone who asks, receives; and the one who seeks, finds; and to the one who knocks, the door will be opened. (Matthew 7:7-8 NAB)



3)

Again I say to you, that if two of you agree on earth about anything that they may ask, it shall be done for them by My Father who is in heaven. For where two or three have gathered together in My name, I am there in their midst. (Matthew 18:19-20 NAS)



4)

Amen, I say to you, whoever says to this mountain, 'Be lifted up and thrown into the sea,' and does not doubt in his heart but believes that what he says will happen, it shall be done for him. Therefore I tell you, all that you ask for in prayer, believe that you will receive it and it shall be yours. (Mark 11:24-25 NAB)



5)

And I tell you, ask and you will receive; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you. For everyone who asks, receives; and the one who seeks, finds; and to the one who knocks, the door will be opened. (Luke 11:9-13 NAB)



6)

And whatever you ask in my name, I will do, so that the Father may be glorified in the Son. If you ask anything of me in my name, I will do it. (John 14:13-14 NAB)



7)

If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask for whatever you want and it will be done for you. (John 15:7 NAB)



8)

It was not you who chose me, but I who chose you and appointed you to go and bear fruit that will remain, so that whatever you ask the Father in my name he may give you. (John 15:16 NAB)



9)
On that day you will not question me about anything. Amen, amen, I say to you, whatever you ask the Father in my name he will give you. Until now you have not asked anything in my name; ask and you will receive, so that your joy may be complete. (John 16:23-24 NAB)



It is very easy to see that your queer Jesus is

NOT

saying that your knuckle dragging douche gag will.......

THINKS ABOUT GRANTING ....... your prayers.

He says your invisble god fugger

WILL

grant ALL

your prayers.

Clearly your imaginary fukfaced as*wiped shithead god guy doesn’t grant all prayers.

It's not real so it obviously cant grant anything,

Its just a make believe fuk faced shit eating fugger god.

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I would like to address number 6 on your list of lies. I will offer to ask God to smite you with permenant impotence so that not even viagra will work, and you will hereby be called "limpy" for the remainder of your short but abstinant life if you really need help in discovering just how real our God is.

Since you are antagonistic toward Him then the prayer that God will answer has to be antagonistic toward you. How about it? Care to put your faith where your mouth is foul mouth?
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Re: TOP TEN REASONS THERE IS NO GOD
There are 12 major religions. There are many factions of each, but there are 12 majors.........
make believe. All are imaginary. Christers only hae a make believe god.
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I edited out most of your points since I want you to read MY POST, instead of re-reading all of yours first. I cannot PROVE what I am going to tell you, but I hope you consider it. I had an accident years ago, and died for 3 minutes. This 3 minutes seemed to be the equivalent of 3 hours. I left my body, saw my family by my bed weeping. I felt sorry for them, but didn't quite feel the same as I did when I was in my body. A portal opened to my right, and I was drwan to it. I felt pulled very fast in the tunnel, and came out to a very very bright place. I "felt" Love everywhere and it was so overwhelming that it was like a weight. I felt it inside me, and all around me. I was approached by a being of light particles, and I was "hugged" by this being. When it did so, it was like large wings wrapped around me....An example is Angels with wings. When I was enveloped, love from this being filled me completely. I had a review of the good and bad I had done and I actually felt the pain I had caused others...I was sort of in their place...I had a sense that mankind was extremely interconnected, and we are very interconnected with the life we share this planet with. The only time I felt sad, is when I was told I was coming back and that my lessons were not complete. I felt myself comeback, and fall into my body in my bed, and it took days for me to stop being sad about coming back. As selfish as it seems, I preferred staying where I was, despite the sadness of my wife, and children. When I was in the presence of the light being, I instantly knew everything...whether or noth ere were other beings in the universe, what life was about, how the universe(s) were/are created and the entire purpose of everything...but like an hour glass, this info disapears from your mind as you return. I am not sure I believe in "GOD" as you have tried to disprove of him, or his existence, but I can tell you there is an afterlife of love, and beings whom love....and I am not sure if there is a hell, or if the surviving soul creates this for himself.It is likely that others whom have died temporarily and come back, have seen what I have eons ago, wrote it down, or drew of it, and a mythology developed after such as Angels with Wings. I believe that God is not quite what people think he is, and that's the problem to begin with. He/she/it is likely the creator of all, or at least the energy or spirit that started it al off like a ball rolling with no end in sight, but for anyone, Christians, Muslims, ect to EXPECT this being to create miracles, or heal the sick, or to part the sea may be a ridiculous expectation since it may not be in it/his/her scope of power...that is, the continued maintenance of all life created everywhere at this lifes whim...or, it could simply be far too petty of requests when this being created free will and choice for a reason, and this law supercedes all else in the endless Universe(s). It has been said that God may be a part of everything in the Universe and thus it is quite difficult to understand when there is no prayers answered.

I truly believe, however, we are not alone, I did not dream or hallucinate my experience and I hope that when you pass on one day, that you encounter what I did and believe in an afterlife, since the alternative is far more boring.
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Re: TOP TEN REASONS THERE IS NO GOD
There are 12 major religions. There are many factions of each, but there are 12 majors.

Each religon has a following that is absolutely certain their religion is the correct true religion.

Christers reject 11 major religions as false and absurd. I just reject one more religion than christers. I reject all 12 as false and absurd.

Christes are christians because that is what they were taught from childhood.

Christers did not become a christian by researching all 12 religions and choosing the christian religion. All christians have been brain washed.

The truth is, there are NO supernatural gods of any kind in any religion. There are no devils, no demons no satans.

The christian religion has to have a devil to blame when things go wrong. Christians cannot allow any blame to fall on their god.

They have to have a devil to blame.

Without a devil and a hell, their entire religion collapses.

I am going to prove based on rational evidence, that there is no god, there is no devil, there is no hell, there is no heaven.



1. Prayers are never answered when verifiable things are prayed for.

Examples:

Christians have been praying for at least 50 years for their god to stop abortions, but their god has never stopped even one single abortion.

2. No amputee has ever had a limb picked up off the ground and healed back on.

3. No one with a bleeding open wound has ever been healed.

4. Three billion living and long dead christians have been praying for their god to appear on earth in person for 6,000 years.

The bible god has never been seen except in the fictional bible. The bible god is still a no show.....If the bible god existed, he obviously doesn't care anything at all about his silly followers.

What could a supernatural god be doing for 6,000 years? A real supernatural all powerful god could do anything with a though alone, yet the bible god can't take even one minute to appear on earth IN PERSON.?!!!!!!

5. Absolute proof your god can not really heal anyone. Gather together christians in the largest church possible. News media notified. Prayer event can be televised live worldwide.

Get a christian volunteer to walk on stage as every christian watching commences praying. There is no chance that a real god could miss several 100 million or so praying christians. As prayer continues the christian volunteer has a finger or hand chopped off. The severed limb must be allowed to fall to the floor with camera close ups from all angles to prevent fraud.

Meanwhile all christians are still praying enmass, begging their god to pick it up and heal it back on.

Praying can continue until the volunteer either bleeds to death or is treated by a DR.

The volunteer will NOT be healed. GUARANTEED.

Testimonials about this or that christian who had cancer, or someone's heart condition, or any church members cirrhosis of the liver etc etc etc, who were healed through prayer are just worthless testimonials.

None of that was visible. If It can't be seen it can't be proven. Testifying is meaningless. Proof must be visible to one and all..

Blind faith is meaningless and useless. There are two kinds of faith, demonstrated faith such as faith that your car will start because it always has, and blind faith such as belief in witches or goblins.

6. Christians claim they have a loving god, yet according to their own bible, their god slaughtered all the first born babies in Egypy one night, then slaughtered all the fist born animals too for good measure.

7. Also according to the bible the bible god slaughtered the entire population of the planet including all children, all babies, even all plants and animals.

This is a god to worship?


8. Christians blame free will for bad things that happen, but free will is is a false premise.

Heres why:

Chirstians claim thier god is all powerful and all knowing. If thats true the bible god knows in advance what all 6. 7 billion people on the planet will do....... before they do it.

No one has the option to change that which their god knows IN ADVANCE.... (Remember god is ALL KNOWING) that they will do.

If god is NOT all knowing then he has to sit back and wonder what each person will do next. In that case, god cannot be all knowing.

So either the bible god knows in advance what each of us will do, or he cannot be all knowing.

9. Christians claim they have a superenatural god but the only way to prove that is to ahve their god appear in person.

10. It is imcumbent on christians to actually prove this claim. I can claim that god Vishnew created everything. My claim has the same credibility as yours......... Exactly zero ......unless one of us can actually produce our god in person.

Neither one of us can do that because all gods are make believe. All are imaginary. Christers only hae a make believe god.
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You left out an important part. There are many, many already discarded religions. When was the last time you saw someone worshiping Zeus or Aphrodite?

So the point is that there is further proof in the fact that all religions have a life cycle then are replaced by something new.
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Re: TOP TEN REASONS THERE IS NO GOD
I edited out most of your points since I want you to read MY POST, instead of re-reading all of yours first. I cannot PROVE what I am going to tell you, but I hope you consider it. I had an accident years ago, and died for 3 minutes. This 3 minutes seemed to be the equivalent of 3 hours. I left my body, saw my family by my bed weeping. I felt sorry for them, but didn't quite feel the same as I did when I was in my body. A portal opened to my right, and I was drwan to it. I felt pulled very fast in the tunnel, and came out to a very very bright place. I "felt" Love everywhere and it was so overwhelming that it was like a weight. I felt it inside me, and all around me. I was approached by a being of light particles, and I was "hugged" by this being. When it did so, it was like large wings wrapped around me....An example is Angels with wings. When I was enveloped, love from this being filled me completely. I had a review of the good and bad I had done and I actually felt the pain I had caused others...I was sort of in their place...I had a sense that mankind was extremely interconnected, and we are very interconnected with the life we share this planet with. The only time I felt sad, is when I was told I was coming back and that my lessons were not complete. I felt myself comeback, and fall into my body in my bed, and it took days for me to stop being sad about coming back. As selfish as it seems, I preferred staying where I was, despite the sadness of my wife, and children. When I was in the presence of the light being, I instantly knew everything...whether or noth ere were other beings in the universe, what life was about, how the universe(s) were/are created and the entire purpose of everything...but like an hour glass, this info disapears from your mind as you return. I am not sure I believe in "GOD" as you have tried to disprove of him, or his existence, but I can tell you there is an afterlife of love, and beings whom love....and I am not sure if there is a hell, or if the surviving soul creates this for himself.It is likely that others whom have died temporarily and come back, have seen what I have eons ago, wrote it down, or drew of it, and a mythology developed after such as Angels with Wings. I believe that God is not quite what people think he is, and that's the problem to begin with. He/she/it is likely the creator of all, or at least the energy or spirit that started it al off like a ball rolling with no end in sight, but for anyone, Christians, Muslims, ect to EXPECT this being to create miracles, or heal the sick, or to part the sea may be a ridiculous expectation since it may not be in it/his/her scope of power...that is, the continued maintenance of all life created everywhere at this lifes whim...or, it could simply be far too petty of requests when this being created free will and choice for a reason, and this law supercedes all else in the endless Universe(s). It has been said that God may be a part of everything in the Universe and thus it is quite difficult to understand when there is no prayers answered.

I truly believe, however, we are not alone, I did not dream or hallucinate my experience and I hope that when you pass on one day, that you encounter what I did and believe in an afterlife, since the alternative is far more boring.

Wow,I couldn't have said it better!You're near perfect in your description.
We must experience life,the good and the bad and strive to correct the bad.Too many people put too much stock in the ancient texts of religions and continually think of God in the past-tense and not a living God in the present.
Religious writings are contaminated by hatreds and prejudices of MEN and are exempt from being questioned.
Acts of ridicule and terror have fallen upon any who dare question "The word of God." and thus,our spiritual well-being was stunted by other MEN.
I can't blame the OP for his anger.I was somewhat there at one time in my own life.I couldn't wrap my brain around the idea that god had 'chosen people'.What did that make me,chopped liver?And the thought of a angry God going around smiting my enemies didn't set well with me.
Testing Job and Abraham for their loyalty sounded more like a bully than a God and Jesus got pissed off and destroyed a fig tree because he was hungry and it didn't have any fruit on it (in the winter).Needless to say,I pretty much stayed away from religion.
But in 2000 I had an experience to end all experiences and I came away from it knowing 110%,God is real.There really was only ONE commandment that God originally gave us,and that commandment was to LOVE each other,ourselves,the creatures and the planet and in doing so,we are loving God.Love is the only energy that can control chaos and make no mistake,love IS an energy!

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