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( . Y . ) Stripper Orphanage (OP) User ID: 46856858 United States 12/08/2013 12:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Pack her shit up and drive her back to her Mom's place. Quoting: wisc_natureboy If you can't get all her stuff in your vehicle, tell her to call when she will be back for the rest, and inform her it will be outside. Do not ever let her back into your house. Good luck, do it today. this... exes are like vampires. cut that shit off clean and never invite them back in! Like the poster above said... shes claiming residency. She says she lives here. Please send my shill checks to: 2600 Scenic dr Austin TX 78703 If I have a bill for $4.27 and give the cashier $5.02, the stunned look on their faces as they give me back $.75 (three quarters) is akin to a magic trick. How did you do that? You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3. "- i liked the song before boobs were added. but now. well, boobs. they make everything better dont they? " ~ Green Girl Credit to all uploaders whose content I steal ? |
Black Unit User ID: 41498744 United States 12/08/2013 12:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 51159955 United States 12/08/2013 12:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dont move in with them has to be the only Rule a man should follow in his life. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51047361 Do not move in with a woman, you will regret it for every living second. True fuckin story Friday afternoon I kicked my GF out of the house. I dropped her and her dog at her moms house 2am I get a call, I have a ride to come get my stuff. Im like fu, its 2am, she starts whining its the only ride she can get... 3am, she shows up... I got all her shit piled on the porch (black trash bags.... the luggage of strippers) for her to pick up. She comes up the walk... as she gets to the door.... her "ride" speeds away. Wtf?! 3am, 19 degrees, shes standing on porch, I let her in obv. Then she procedes to tell me shes moving into the spare room. She has no job. No car. Prolly the $100 I gave her when I dropped her off... This morning I hear her making coffee and breakfast. Eating my food...? I asked how long she plans on camping in my house.... "Until I save enough to move" WHAT??? TIPS? Advice? Sounds like you have a manipulative one on your hands. You need to be very careful, If you push too hard then she may claim a domestic on you and the po po does not ask questions they tazer or shoot. She does not need proof, just the accusation is enough in this day and age. Don't get in the sack with her or she may claim you raped her. Tread lightly and good luck, looks like you will need it. |
Cybermerc User ID: 48855842 United States 12/08/2013 12:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Call the non emergency number for your local cops and see if they have any advice. I'm sure they deal with crap like this all the time. "If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy." - James Madison “The first time you blow someone away is not an insignificant event. That said, there are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.” - Marine Gen. James Mattis |
( . Y . ) Stripper Orphanage (OP) User ID: 46856858 United States 12/08/2013 12:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No I dont. Kinda never did. I sorta got stuck with her when her last boyfriend threw her out.I felt bad said she could stay with me for awhile. That of course turned into sex... relationship... Please send my shill checks to: 2600 Scenic dr Austin TX 78703 If I have a bill for $4.27 and give the cashier $5.02, the stunned look on their faces as they give me back $.75 (three quarters) is akin to a magic trick. How did you do that? You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3. "- i liked the song before boobs were added. but now. well, boobs. they make everything better dont they? " ~ Green Girl Credit to all uploaders whose content I steal ? |
eekers Dreamer of Dreams User ID: 38137469 United States 12/08/2013 12:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Pack her shit up and drive her back to her Mom's place. Quoting: wisc_natureboy If you can't get all her stuff in your vehicle, tell her to call when she will be back for the rest, and inform her it will be outside. Do not ever let her back into your house. Good luck, do it today. this... exes are like vampires. cut that shit off clean and never invite them back in! Like the poster above said... shes claiming residency. She says she lives here. ahh what a bitch. then you need to trick her. wait until she leaves somewhere and then take all her shit out. change the locks. do not open the door. once cops come act like she's crazy. if she has nothing in your house then she obviously doesn't live there. or you can get a restraining order. has she been violent? "We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." - T. S. Eliot |
Black Unit User ID: 41498744 United States 12/08/2013 12:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Just be careful. Someone I know just had a girl move in. They got in a fight and she smacked her face on something called the cops and got a restraining order. Now he cant go back to His own house Last Edited by Black Unit on 12/08/2013 12:18 PM |
( . Y . ) Stripper Orphanage (OP) User ID: 46856858 United States 12/08/2013 12:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dont move in with them has to be the only Rule a man should follow in his life. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51047361 Do not move in with a woman, you will regret it for every living second. True fuckin story Friday afternoon I kicked my GF out of the house. I dropped her and her dog at her moms house 2am I get a call, I have a ride to come get my stuff. Im like fu, its 2am, she starts whining its the only ride she can get... 3am, she shows up... I got all her shit piled on the porch (black trash bags.... the luggage of strippers) for her to pick up. She comes up the walk... as she gets to the door.... her "ride" speeds away. Wtf?! 3am, 19 degrees, shes standing on porch, I let her in obverse. Then she procedes to tell me shes moving into the spare room. She has no job. No car. Prolly the $100 I gave her when I dropped her off... This morning I hear her making coffee and breakfast. Eating my food...? I asked how long she plans on camping in my house.... "Until I save enough to move" WHAT??? TIPS? Advice? Sounds like you have a manipulative one on your hands. You need to be very careful, If you push too hard then she may claim a domestic on you and the po po does not ask questions they tazer or shoot. She does not need proof, just the accusation is enough in this day and age. Don't get in the sack with her or she may claim you raped her. Tread lightly and good luck, looks like you will need it. THIS Please send my shill checks to: 2600 Scenic dr Austin TX 78703 If I have a bill for $4.27 and give the cashier $5.02, the stunned look on their faces as they give me back $.75 (three quarters) is akin to a magic trick. How did you do that? You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3. "- i liked the song before boobs were added. but now. well, boobs. they make everything better dont they? " ~ Green Girl Credit to all uploaders whose content I steal ? |
wisc_natureboy User ID: 51201587 United States 12/08/2013 12:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She has bills in her name delivered to your address? She is on property deed or rent agreement? She has keys to the locks? Maybe you will need to trick her into your car to take her back to her momma. Just do it, who the fuck cares what she claims? The laws are pretty specific, get a lawyer if you can't do it yourself. We all breathe the same air. .-.. --- ...- . / .- .-.. .-.. |
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( . Y . ) Stripper Orphanage (OP) User ID: 46856858 United States 12/08/2013 12:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Just be careful. Someone I know just had a girl move in. They got in a fight and she smacked her face on something called the cops and got a restraining order. Now he cant go back to Hispanic house. Quoting: Black Unit *his own ? I am sure what you meant to say. I dont get paid until Friday, but really thinking I may just pack my stuff and move. Fuck it. Please send my shill checks to: 2600 Scenic dr Austin TX 78703 If I have a bill for $4.27 and give the cashier $5.02, the stunned look on their faces as they give me back $.75 (three quarters) is akin to a magic trick. How did you do that? You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3. "- i liked the song before boobs were added. but now. well, boobs. they make everything better dont they? " ~ Green Girl Credit to all uploaders whose content I steal ? |
wisc_natureboy User ID: 51201587 United States 12/08/2013 12:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OK then. Call the cops and report her as an intruder. Last Edited by wisc_natureboy on 12/08/2013 12:20 PM We all breathe the same air. .-.. --- ...- . / .- .-.. .-.. |
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Black Unit User ID: 41498744 United States 12/08/2013 12:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Just be careful. Someone I know just had a girl move in. They got in a fight and she smacked her face on something called the cops and got a restraining order. Now he cant go back to Hispanic house. Quoting: Black Unit *his own ? I am sure what you meant to say. I dont get paid until Friday, but really thinking I may just pack my stuff and move. Fuck it. Spell check on the kindle got me |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 50688875 United States 12/08/2013 12:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's always risky to let an angry woman blow you... Better of to do anal with her without her being ready for it. Become a sex addict into s&m, that way when she calls the popo you can pull out the nipple clamps and say no we were just having normal daily sex. |
( . Y . ) Stripper Orphanage (OP) User ID: 46856858 United States 12/08/2013 12:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Its a fucked situation. Im going to go get some lunch... see you all in an hour or so. Please send my shill checks to: 2600 Scenic dr Austin TX 78703 If I have a bill for $4.27 and give the cashier $5.02, the stunned look on their faces as they give me back $.75 (three quarters) is akin to a magic trick. How did you do that? You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3. "- i liked the song before boobs were added. but now. well, boobs. they make everything better dont they? " ~ Green Girl Credit to all uploaders whose content I steal ? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 2459690 United States 12/08/2013 12:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Just be careful. Someone I know just had a girl move in. They got in a fight and she smacked her face on something called the cops and got a restraining order. Now he cant go back to His own house Quoting: Black Unit Someone told they did that once, they put an orange in a sock and hit themselves with it. What a bitch, watch out. I would #1 give her a 30 day notice today #2 lock up all your important shit #3 make her sign something where she has to pay you back Or pay for a month and drop her off at a extended stay hotel. Have her sign something stating you do not owe her anything nor are you responsible for her. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 22773227 United States 12/08/2013 12:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dude Quoting: Black Unit not much advice but sorry we all find ourselves in situations we don't want to be in. My only advice if you cant just kick her out is to just make the best of it for now ^^^^^^^This come on can't be that bad does she have pretty faceand nice body? How in the future. no women who just. watch tv so that eliminates. 90% |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 51206520 United States 12/08/2013 12:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 1. Is she on the lease? 2. Does she do drugs of any kind? If she's not on the lease and she's does any kind of drugs 1 call to the popo will solve your problem. When the cops show up and say its a domestic issue or that your liable for her drug use remind them that its a policy on your lease and they will remove her. If they take her drop her shit on her moms lawn. Have you contacted the property manager? Also moving is sometimes the best option. All you need to do is get her to leave the house. Remove her stuff and don't let her in. Also file for a restraining order now. Tell the court exactly what happend. When she comes in call the cops. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 50632655 United States 12/08/2013 12:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I tried the sam kinison method for easy girlfriend removal, and it WORKS. Similar to the the cigar method mentioned above but a bit more extrene. (i should have incorporated cigars- i think it will accelerate theprocess.) Anyway, this may not work for your loser bitch because shes so desparate but it will work with most. What you do is start drinking heavily, skip a few showers, do assloads of drugs, come home all disheveled looking, then tell her you think you may have lost your job, borrow money. With southern california shallow whores, this will result in them saying 1 or more of the following catchphrases theyve learned from TV and LEAVING! "I dont know who you are anymore" "I cant live like this" "I thought I could change you" "I need space" Worked fer me! And the best part is THEY feel guilty about leaving so you wont have any stalker drama.... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 50914180 United States 12/08/2013 12:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Take her to a local women's shelter. Maybe call them and tell them what is happening. Perhaps somebody could come to you place and talk with her. Have you TOLD her that she is not welcome there? Take away the food... lock it up in your trunk when she is not around. Don't tell her where it is. If she is not getting fed, she may go elsewhere once she gets hungry. Tell her you are fasting and cleansing your life! :-D Leave out a bottlke of water and some herbal tea. Cancel all of the luxuries, if you can. Make her uncomfy. If it were me.... I would also call the "police" and find out your options.... keep it "legal" so you stay out of trouble. Be strong! |
joe mamma User ID: 27348844 United States 12/08/2013 12:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dont move in with them has to be the only Rule a man should follow in his life. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51047361 Sounds like you have a manipulative one on your hands. You need to be very careful, If you push too hard then she may claim a domestic on you and the po po does not ask questions they tazer or shoot. She does not need proof, just the accusation is enough in this day and age. Don't get in the sack with her or she may claim you raped her. Tread lightly and good luck, looks like you will need it. THIS be careful my friend. if you rent, call the landlord and say there is a domestic violence issue. legally, a landlord cannot allow this situation to continue and if they sue - you can bring this up in court. just move out, and have the utilities cancelled. sucks to be in this situation, but dont do something stupid enough to have men with guns throw you in a cage. they will humiliate you for up to two years and thats after being jailed. just yelling can be considered domestic violence. goodluck |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 50914180 United States 12/08/2013 12:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Take her to a local women's shelter. Maybe call them and tell them what is happening. Perhaps somebody could come to you place and talk with her. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50914180 Have you TOLD her that she is not welcome there? Take away the food... lock it up in your trunk when she is not around. Don't tell her where it is. If she is not getting fed, she may go elsewhere once she gets hungry. Tell her you are fasting and cleansing your life! :-D Leave out a bottlke of water and some herbal tea. Cancel all of the luxuries, if you can. Make her uncomfy. If it were me.... I would also call the "police" and find out your options.... keep it "legal" so you stay out of trouble. Be strong! YES! Lock the bathroom doors! Great idea! ALso lock up any laundry soap, etc... |
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