Help with Constipation

Epson salt and a lot of water.

Don't schedule anything until it's done

But it will work.

14 tablespoons of bacon grease, and a pot of coffee.

LOL I don't know why your username made me laugh.

anyhoo,
what works for me the best are chia seeds! sprinkled on my grapenuts and i poop like a bear.

also, drink some chlorophyll and take some charcoal tablets and you'll be good to go. coffee is always good for me in the morning if all else fails.

happy pooping!

TAke 2 table spoons of Metamucil and 2 tablespoons of castor oil. Much more natural then chemical laxatives.

1. eat a light meal... eating actually stimulates a bowl movement.
2. drink some black coffee (no sweetener, no cream/milk). Coffee is a natural laxative.

good ol granola bars will allow you to leave brown granola bars at the pool

A large tin of prunes and sit on loo while your eating them-very fast

You're avatar is a freak and messing with your head

Disgusting

Look into what 3 tbls of Xylitol will do for you.

Coffee

magnesium

the kind you get at walgreens

Ok, will try Epson salt...if that doesnt work will pick out another.


Thanks!

2 heresy's dark chocolate bars and a liter of coke (not diet). Eat the bars then slam the coke. You should be erupting within 15 minutes.

I use this for my child and it works GREAT everytime and pretty fast.

Come on gang.

5 habaneros (or hotter)
2 tablets of magnesium
2 tablets Psyllium hulls
2x dose of ex-lax
2 tablespoons of cayenne pepper in 2 oz of olive oil
8oz Magnesium Citrate

1 roofie 5mg of melatonin

Directions.
take the roofie with all the other pills. Lay out a tarp. As soon as you begin to think you're going to pass out, drink the magnesium citrate.

oh... a couple of beach towels might be a good idea to put within arms reach....

when you wake up.



(PS don't really do this, you'll probably dehydrate)

Xylitol seems to be tolerated quite well, with most side effects being fairly minor. Like all sugar alcohols, xylitol can have a laxative effect, especially if consumed at high doses. This can cause diarrhea and gas. Just like with fiber intake, the laxative effects of this product can be minimized if you increase your intake gradually. Most people will not notice any laxative effect from the small doses found in chewing gums.

Go to Tijuana and drink the water...

Coffee is much more effective and you don't have to eat/drink that poison.
Its the caffeine that is the laxative; in coffee, chocolate, and soda. But coffee is absorbed (i.e. caffeine to the colon) much quicker than the others.

Prune juice

What are we three? it's called shitting or taking a crap or unloading the toad or taking a dump! Geez.. It's early Morning and I'm NOT an early Mornings persons Try eating THREE LAXETTES then polishing that off with prune juice.

Milk of magnesium works fine and the doctor said to do so every night. You have an emergency situation, so I suggest magnesium citrate

Probiotics with at least 20 billion live cultures per capsule. Also, drink plenty of water.

try sticking a Hose up your backside and flushing it out with some water alternatively you go to your nearest Pharmacy/Chemist/Drugstore and ask them! not people on a conspiracy forum!

Last Edited by Hume-Ent on 04/18/2014 08:01 PM

It's Called EPSOM SALTS! not epson salt!

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Last Edited by Hume-Ent on 04/18/2014 07:57 PM

This one is easy.
Eat a banana.

Bananas are good for diarrhea and constipation.
Drink plenty of water. But, don't overdo that.

Get an enema. What a great way to spend a Friday night!

Healthforce's Intestinal Movement Formula!!! Gentle and effective :)

Drink plenty of Irradiated water laced with chemical carcinogens, Flouride, Heavy Metals, Rusted Car bodies, Human Excrement, Glyphosate runoff!

First of all, are you passing gas? That will help to determine the extent of the obstruction. You can try docusate sodium, available in OTC form. It's the most common stool softener used in hospitals. Warm fluids help to stimulate peristalsis (the rhythmic movements of the bowels that help to move stool along the intestines). 5 days is a really long time. Personally, I'd say go to the doctor. Are you nauseous? Have you vomited any greenish or yellow fluids? How much have you been able to eat and keep down? I ask all this because unattended constipation can lead to death. A patient that came into the hospital last year had said that he had been constipated for 10 days. He died the next day due to associated complications. I don't want to sound alarmist, but you are either in or near an emergency situation. At the hospital, we are concerned about three days. Five would be considered emergency. Subject to imaging. See a doctor or go to the ER.