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after getting beached, a fish thanked me when i put him back in the water. unbelievable. fish are polite but not that polite
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When I was 6 or so, I looked out the window one night and saw a ring of circling lights. I remember at the time (1975 or so) they resembling angels circling.

Not sure what it was but it was there.
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I had a similar experience in the late 70's. I was about 8. I woke up in the night and remembered a toy outside. It was supposed to rain. So I went out to get it. I remember seeing a ring of lights, then I woke up the next morning with my toy in bed.
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In the late winter this year I saw something fucked up. I took my blind dog out to pee and he was near a dense crabapple tree (no berries) and in the darkess I saw some white grayish thing, maybe an owl, just tumble from the tree down to the ground 2 yards away from my dog and after a second just bounced back away into or behind the tree. I couldnt see its form
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Thread: Saw a strange entity twice as a child

Read this thread I posted,that is my answer
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Walking home from grade school, I saw 2 dogs stuck together!!!!
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Walking home from grade school, I saw 2 dogs stuck together!!!!
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A person being hit by a semi truck.
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A fat guy with no eyes. They look all black and voided. No pupils and no white stuff.
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I saw a "beast"........
It was the size of a large dog, ie a Great Dane....
but looked more like a Tasman Tiger with a mane......
Broad daylight, late fall...
It crossed the road ahead of me at about 20 meters or so...
It was running very fast and ran across a very large harvested cornfield and into a distant woods.

In Ohio.
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You saw a "Dogman". look up y*utube Dogman encounters, for many witness reports.
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Id like to thank everyone for sharing their stories. It's been a interesting read. I don't post things as I have my reasons. However I'd like to share a experience of my own as I think it's about time.

First a little background about myself: I'm one of the sharpest human beings out there. RH-, pushing above a buck eighty IQ, film memory, more strange stories than you can shake a stick at, been offered some interesting employment opportunities in life.

The year was 2008. It was late fall, winter was on its way. A old drinking buddy called me up and asked to meet him at a bar in Minneapolis called Asia. It was about 10pm, the new week just started. I said sure I'll meet ya down there in 10min. When I got there I parked my car in the lot around back. My friend was friends with the owner so I could leave my car for the night if I had more than I should've and just crash at his place.

Asia had a back bar called the caterpillar lounge that was in the back past the restaurant tables. Sometimes there would be a dj but most nights it was bad Asian B movies muted with subtitles playing on the screens. Upon seeing me enter the bartender poured me my usual before I made it up to the bar. I had my summit EPA and 5.5oz sawanoi sake waiting. My friend shows up half in the box, half an hour late. He had a 6 pack of double ipa's in em at that point. Mind you I'm stone cold sober at this. I had 4oz of 5.8% beer and 2oz of 16% sake in me before we stepped into the twilight zone. Or rather I should say the twilight zone stepped into us....

A black vw phaeton with 2% limo tint pulls up on the south side right by the front entrance to the back lounge. When I saw the door open I noticed the extra thick bullet resistant glass and a bit of sunken look to the car...more armor. The next vehicle pulled up swiftly. White amg 550 coupe also with tint and armored. This one I could see the Kevlar wrapped gas tank. The first ones wearing a $10,000 suit and some $5,000 alligator shoes. The 2nd guy looked like the spitting image of the monopoly banker. White 3 piece suit, pocketwatch on a gold chain. I shit you not, he had the curled mustache, hat and everything! They sat in the southwest corner table by the windows. I noticed they both had matching buddy club gold rings on.

Now this is where shit gets real. 3 black v10 turbo toureg suv's. 2% limo tint, Kevlar wrapped tanks and the glass on the thing was thicker than the others. I would say level 6 armor package. No plates, no yellow tags. 4 guys get out of each vehicle. They walk in and walk to the middle of the bar. The bartender asks them what they're having. No reply, he hands them a menu. He points to $5 rum and coke, swirls his index finger in the air like 'all of us'. At this point he seemed like the leader. He pulls out a money clip of solid gold with approx 10k in fresh, newly printed 100's of the newest variety at the time. Tipped em $40.

I should elaborate that this is 12 guys, with 3/4 of a million in armored suv's. All 6 and a half feet tall. All wearing the same navy suit, same red tie, same shoes. What's even stranger is they were pasty, like a couple steps from powder white! They had silverish hair. All the same short length, the same build, height, long fingers, facial bone structure. They didn't just look like brothers, they looked like dozentuplets! The monopoly banker and his buddy looked a little concerned.

Now mind you this isn't the greatest neighborhood, especially back then. I had a m65 field jacket on with a tool in my inner breast pocket with some spare parts in the opposite. The leader of these 'nordic' looking gentlemen looked over at me and stared through me it seemed, exactly at my tool. His eyes still had the whites but the rest were black, completely, no rings. Not demonic, he had a soul...as he stared at my tool he looked me in the eyes and said 'were not here for you, were here for them'. And turned his head to the two meeting in the corner window. The only problem with this is he didn't speak, mouth didn't open or move and I heard it INSIDE my head. Real wtf moment to this day. They all had bulges on their right hips like they were packing something bigger than a .50 cal desert eagle. They had revolver bulges but like the size of a pint glass...I immediately thought to myself 'wtf are those ray guns?!?'

The monopoly banker and his friend were exchanging a 8 1/2 by 11" brown envelope but it didn't look like papers. I would venture a guess recordable media or a combination of things as it was a couple inches at its inner thickness. The nordics didn't speak to anyone, they appeared to be communicating with their eyes to each other. None of them took even one sip off their drinks. All of them had the black pupils. Once the handoff was done they both left quickly. The nordics followed them. I had the distinct feeling that those 2 would be dead in short order.

I went outside to have a smoke and talk to my friend which was well on his way. He was already nearly finished with his second beer, 8th of the night. I thought about calling this in. Not to the locals mind you but I had it in mind to call the DOD directly. I was considering what to even say. I thought about the gov street cameras and figured they could track that no problem. Then i had a feeling like I was being watched. Looked up and in the true fashion of what I've come to discover as remote viewing looked right at a satellite. Like my mind zoomed on it inside my head. The next year was the satellite the Chinese blinded with the laser and I came to find out what I viewed was what looks like a keyhole at least according to Wikipedia....suffice to say after I looked up I put my phone away and decided they knew what was going on and I would venture to guess the nordics were good guys. Those other two probably did some dirty shit and it was their task to sort it out. Let's just say I lost my interest in drinking more that night. Decided to tell my friend he was half in the box and I was going to head home. To this day I've had the feeling I'd run into them again in the future. They showed me a level of respect like an equal, strange. They were very skilled at concealing their aura to be neutral, like they were pulling a mind fuck on people not to be noticed. I did get the feeling that they were good natured, protectors if you will. Well disciplined individuals.

I made it a point to meet my friend another night and ask him and the bartender about it. The bartender vaguely remembered a group but my friend to this day has no memory of what happened or our conversation the night it happened. Mind you I've seen him way more toasted and he still can piece enough together to have a general idea what transpired on any given outing.
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It's so large.
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I saw a shadow like figure go through my window. It vanished somewhere in my room.
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My best friend killed his whole family. 5 people all together including the dog. He's serving life now and I don't talk to him anymore.
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Did he ever show any signs of unhappiness towards anything or his family before this? Did he ever say if he had any strange thing sharpen to or around him?
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In the late winter this year I saw something fucked up. I took my blind dog out to pee and he was near a dense crabapple tree (no berries) and in the darkess I saw some white grayish thing, maybe an owl, just tumble from the tree down to the ground 2 yards away from my dog and after a second just bounced back away into or behind the tree. I couldnt see its form
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That's called an Opossum.
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after getting beached, a fish thanked me when i put him back in the water. unbelievable. fish are polite but not that polite
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Should've made a wish.
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I think I found out the filter. I apparently mentioned an unperson. Fixed.


Yes, drugs and sleep deprivation, even schizophrenia were involved in these, at times. But I think they are a way to hack the matrix. My interpretation.

For years, most times I looked at a clock, it ended in :33.

I grew irritated with my girlfriend in a darkened room. Very low light. Appropo of nothing (I'd never even considered such a thing, before), I said, "If you don't want to act right, I'd let the dark people have you."

She went from sitting Indian style to hovering about six inches off of the floor, and I could see/not see two black, winged things holding her by each arm. To the day she died, she swore I levitated her...

Same night, later on, in the living room. Better lighting. We had been talking about her having a baby. I said, "I want to see little <her name>..."

Things got quieter, and we could sense something. A little red blur walked out from the back room and stood by us, and said it wanted to be real...

Looked into the mirror, and I was a female that I knew, but with scaly skin and reptile eyes.

That same night, a girl was murdered in the apartments we had left that day, and I was almost charged with it. (This after having a dream about a reptilian Stephen King chasing me through some projects at night.)

I had been kicked out of school, after getting into trouble over a sleepwalking incident, in which I was pepper sprayed. I used to tell people I distinctly remember turning into a dinosaur type thing and eating them...

The capper? This was 1998. I didn't even learn about DIcke until 2003 or so. I blame the movie "Species", but obviously, that doesn't account for everything.

Then I moved to another city, and a female professor immediately went missing. I began to wonder if I was being set up. I even had to talk to the FBI and a DC profiler, at one point.

Coincidence, I hope. There are more terrible possibilities, it seems.
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You are reptilian.
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About 15 years ago, I visited my grandmother and stayed overnight in her guest bedroom. Along with a couple other books, I'd brought Crowley's 'Book of Thoth' with me to read. I was up late reading it and finally got tired enough to sleep. I sat up on the edge of the bed with the book closed on my lap, with the back cover facing up.

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Before reaching over to turn off the lamp, I stared off into space thinking about what I'd read and how it fits into the big picture. Within a minute or so, I heard my grandmother, who had been sleeping in her bedroom on the other side of the wall, scream out in her sleep.

I quickly got up to see what was the matter. I opened the door to her room and said, "Grandma, are you all right?!" She woke up shaken. She said that she was having a terrible dream about a scary man standing over her at the end of her bed. She said he looked very strange with an unusual face and a stick in his hand. As she dismissed it as just a dream and went back to sleep, I returned to the guest bedroom with the following expression on my face and thinking: "HOOOOOOOLY SHIT!"

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I was straggling along with the person who was signing off on/supervising/dropping off subjects/otherwise involved in DoD research at a university. It was mostly in the social sciences department.

So, one day I end up standing around in one of the labs. They had some sort of set up where they hook you up on a table and you take a "nap" for a while.

A woman gets off the table and goes screaming hysterically into the night about "Where are her babies?" She looked completely off her rocker. It was about 2 in the morning. I wouldn't be surprised at all to find out that she'd been picked up and sent to the mental hospital across town before that night was over.

After witnessing all that, I looked at the researcher like "What?" and he told me that they had given her false memories of an entire other lifetime, and that in reality she didn't have any babies.

I'm not sure which one of them I was meant to believe.

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When I was a kid I was in the kitchen with my brother and my best friend. I tossed a piece of paper frisbee-style toward my friend, it lazily flew through the air and moved upwards and off target, sliding perfectly into the tiny, slim gap at the bottom of a cupboard and went right inside.
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