Wife pissed because I didn't get her anything for Valentines Day. Suggestions?

When you have been married 25+ years, that stupid day shouldn't matter anymore!

It gets OLD!

You're going to be suffering LACKANOOKIE for quite a while!

eat a shit ton of taco bell and drink a 12 pack of bud light, that way , your turds of tomorrow will really piss her off

This.

Thread: How to be the man on valentines day ... (For those with a significant other or in a relationship )

Hell, I got me a 12 pack now and working on beer number 3, BEST valentines day I have ever had!

Give her something sentimental.

You don't have to spend money to show you love her.

Erections are sentimental. If women only knew.

You have been married to her for 25 years, You knew what you were getting into to .... lol

I offered her a Beer, she at least accepted that, SO I guess I am doing good.

Well I have a problem in that department, I have ED.


LOL

You can get a thoughtful gift without spending lots of money. A nice card with a personal note, along with an inexpensive bouquet of flowers or her favorite type of candy (or whatever). That's nothing in the big scheme of things.

We gals are sentimental. It's not the amount of money that counts. It's the thought.

Bad breath could make an erection ffs

So this.

Write her a heartfelt love letter. That works better than anything else I know.
If you dont love her, just fucking say so.
Lay off the alcohol, dumbass. It kills erections.
Tell her to go run a tub full of hot water and give her a long, hot bath. Then, eat her pussy for about an hr. You'll figure it out.

Hows about a good, old fashioned CUNT PUNT!!!!

my wife did 't even give me a card

Well my husband told me to go find a boyfriend, I've been "discarded" so you're doing better than me. I took myself out for dinner.

Get her a vacuum cleaner.

Get her a BBC. (Big Black Cock) it’s the gift that keeps on giving! You can clean up after too! Everyone wins!

Cut a flower from your yard, put it in a small vase, and give it to her. Cook dinner for her. Or wash the dishes after. Make her a cup of hot cocoa. Put a blanket and pillows on the floor in front of the fireplace.
Be creative, OP. You don't have to spend anything but a little love.

it is still feb 14

do it now

Kinda insensitive.

How about a nightly hour long backrub with warm scented oil every night for a week? That barely cost anything.

tie her up on the Oak tree and stone her to deathhh

As a married woman for almost 2 decades, that's her problem not yours. Me & Husband never exchanged on this day once we were married.

Stick it in her ass. She’ll love it.

Wow, at least I went to the store and bought my Lady some Milk and Peanut Butter crackers...

You know if you go buy them a box of chocolates they will complain that you are trying to get them to look fat...

never too late for


Dick in a box


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do your fingers work?

what about

Giver her some deep dicking

Go get some flowers or a box of chocolates...ya jerk.