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Abi ~ User ID: 76171602 United States 04/02/2020 10:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She was probably taking her anger out on the bread instead of you....You ruined her moment... Put the toilet seat down, pick up your dirty clothes and wipe your ass better so she does not have to deal with skid marks on your fruit of the looms... How long have you been isolated, now? Last Edited by Abi ~ on 04/02/2020 10:13 PM You accept the love you think you deserve~~~ Love cannot live where there is no trust~~~ Truth has no temperature~~~ Love like it's never gonna hurt~~~ Have no regrets~~~ |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78720119 United States 04/02/2020 10:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I just walked into the kitchen and she's standing with her hands in a bowl completely covered in sticky batter dough and looks like she's about to cry. We just added more flour and put the gob into the mixer. I told her she's an angel that was sent from heaven to make a mess. I love her so much. Quoting: Crabapple I guess she is finally getting it. I have been making bread for years. It's best to be wet than too dry. At least she can add more flour. Tell her, she is the staple that will feed the family. Keep everyone alive. |
@MoonPie User ID: 28698215 United States 04/02/2020 10:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I just walked into the kitchen and she's standing with her hands in a bowl completely covered in sticky batter dough and looks like she's about to cry. We just added more flour and put the gob into the mixer. I told her she's an angel that was sent from heaven to make a mess. I love her so much. Quoting: Crabapple “Shallow men believe in luck or in circumstance. Strong men believe in cause and effect.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson “Three great forces rule the world: stupidity, fear and greed.” — Albert Einstein. "Truth does not mind being questioned. A lie does" — Janis Ian |
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Crabapple (OP) User ID: 78163336 United States 04/02/2020 10:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She was probably taking her anger out on the bread instead of you....You ruined her moment... Put the toilet seat down, pick up your dirty clothes and wipe your ass better so she does not have to deal with skid marks on your fruit of the looms... How long have you been isolated, now? We've been home 2 weeks now. How about you? |
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Crabapple (OP) User ID: 78163336 United States 04/02/2020 10:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I just walked into the kitchen and she's standing with her hands in a bowl completely covered in sticky batter dough and looks like she's about to cry. We just added more flour and put the gob into the mixer. I told her she's an angel that was sent from heaven to make a mess. I love her so much. Quoting: Crabapple I guess she is finally getting it. I have been making bread for years. It's best to be wet than too dry. At least she can add more flour. Tell her, she is the staple that will feed the family. Keep everyone alive. Maybe I made a mistake trying to come to the rescue, she's fine now. Watching tv, and she's showing me horse pictures on her phone. |
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InTune4529 User ID: 76801662 United States 04/02/2020 10:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That is so sweet and yummy I wish I had fresh baked bread!!!! Hug her, you're lucky!!!! |
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Abi ~ User ID: 76171602 United States 04/02/2020 10:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She was probably taking her anger out on the bread instead of you....You ruined her moment... Put the toilet seat down, pick up your dirty clothes and wipe your ass better so she does not have to deal with skid marks on your fruit of the looms... How long have you been isolated, now? We've been home 2 weeks now. How about you? I don't stay home You accept the love you think you deserve~~~ Love cannot live where there is no trust~~~ Truth has no temperature~~~ Love like it's never gonna hurt~~~ Have no regrets~~~ |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77557640 United States 04/02/2020 10:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nobody's a master baker from the start, it comes with time. Even I can actually make bread come out like I want it to now that I've been doing it a couple years. Regardless good for her, any woman that will make bread for you is a keeper. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78277754 United States 04/02/2020 10:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | :lies: Quoting: Abi ~ She was probably taking her anger out on the bread instead of you....You ruined her moment... Put the toilet seat down, pick up your dirty clothes and wipe your ass better so she does not have to deal with skid marks on your fruit of the looms... How long have you been isolated, now? What a low IQ, self important cunt. Are those sammichs ready yet? How are we liking our dumass stereotypes now? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78720119 United States 04/02/2020 10:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I just walked into the kitchen and she's standing with her hands in a bowl completely covered in sticky batter dough and looks like she's about to cry. We just added more flour and put the gob into the mixer. I told her she's an angel that was sent from heaven to make a mess. I love her so much. Quoting: Crabapple I guess she is finally getting it. I have been making bread for years. It's best to be wet than too dry. At least she can add more flour. Tell her, she is the staple that will feed the family. Keep everyone alive. Maybe I made a mistake trying to come to the rescue, she's fine now. Watching tv, and she's showing me horse pictures on her phone. I think it was great trying to help her. I don't always get new recipes great. She just has to keep trying. Also bread flour for bread is best. Helps greatly. |
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Daniel Higdon User ID: 69657566 United States 04/02/2020 10:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Love this thread. Even in the midst of the chaos, people are reconnecting with the people and things that matter most. I've been baking bread as well. Trying to get some nutritious food into our two young adult daughters who are back home temporarily with us. Nurturing some seedlings along and spending time in the garden. Meanwhile, the girls are working with my husband every day, and he is loving it. I took this week off, but will be back at work on Monday. I'm not looking forward to it. I could get used to living like this, if only it wasn't in the midst of a crisis. |
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Crabapple (OP) User ID: 78163336 United States 04/02/2020 10:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Love this thread. Even in the midst of the chaos, people are reconnecting with the people and things that matter most. Quoting: Daniel Higdon I've been baking bread as well. Trying to get some nutritious food into our two young adult daughters who are back home temporarily with us. Nurturing some seedlings along and spending time in the garden. Meanwhile, the girls are working with my husband every day, and he is loving it. I took this week off, but will be back at work on Monday. I'm not looking forward to it. I could get used to living like this, if only it wasn't in the midst of a crisis. Good luck with the seedlings, stay safe out there. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 73811063 United States 04/02/2020 10:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i always have problems with yeast.i even made starter.still seems to take forever to rise and real bread flower is hard to come by at walmart.its all self rising or bleached. occasionally we get non self rising non bleached. the bubbles are always too small and the bread ends up gummy. |
Abi ~ User ID: 76171602 United States 04/02/2020 10:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She was probably taking her anger out on the bread instead of you....You ruined her moment... Put the toilet seat down, pick up your dirty clothes and wipe your ass better so she does not have to deal with skid marks on your fruit of the looms... How long have you been isolated, now? What a low IQ, self important cunt. Are those sammichs ready yet? How are we liking our dumass stereotypes now? Let me guess... you are a lazy, nasty, stinky bastard who can't get a good woman. The best you can do is get a toothless woman at the worst bar in town... And, in case you did not notice(you did not) I was joking with the op..insinuating they had been locked up too long together and she was about to snap...haha...dumbass Here is a pic of the kind of woman you get...enjoy You accept the love you think you deserve~~~ Love cannot live where there is no trust~~~ Truth has no temperature~~~ Love like it's never gonna hurt~~~ Have no regrets~~~ |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78277754 United States 04/02/2020 10:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | :lies: Quoting: Abi ~ She was probably taking her anger out on the bread instead of you....You ruined her moment... Put the toilet seat down, pick up your dirty clothes and wipe your ass better so she does not have to deal with skid marks on your fruit of the looms... How long have you been isolated, now? What a low IQ, self important cunt. Are those sammichs ready yet? How are we liking our dumass stereotypes now? Let me guess... you are a lazy, nasty, stinky bastard who can't get a good woman. The best you can do is get a toothless woman at the worst bar in town... And, in case you did not notice(you did not) I was joking with the op..insinuating they had been locked up too long together and she was about to snap...haha...dumbass Here is a pic of the kind of woman you get...enjoy :kingpin1: Truth hurts, doesn't it? And no, I'm not married to some useless feckless twat like yourself, I actually have a productive and intelligent wife. |