Why do Germans have no sense of humor?

Because they are a country still controlled by the same occupation force since WWII.

They are led by a pro-Zionist government.

They are forced to support Israel by paying reparations and donating military goods and infrastructure.

They have been blamed for starting 2 World Wars

They have been blamed for the imaginary deaths of six million Jews.

During the last World War, any German woman not killed in the fighting was continually raped for days on end all with indifference of the Allied leadership.

Cities such as Dresden and Hamburg were gleefully firebombed killing 10's of thousands of refugees.

The children are force-fed guilt throughout school due to having to study from approved politically correct schoolbooks blaming all evils on their ancestors.

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Thank you, absolutely correct.

They will be happy again after revenge!

a people of slaves...

haha, really funny...

I tried to watch this for a laugh and just looking at this guy was scary. Then it iwas a joke that 9/11 was on a Tuesday??? What???

I just turned it off. Their humor is just plain scary.

I notice that you can laugh at some Germans and they might let you but they are not laughing with you, they are scheming on you.

Germans are just not cool or fun.

and too remember that the progeny of the krauts are from those that surrendered or got wounded- that and russian rape

so you have loser whipped fem men talking peace all the time and worried

It's not that their sense of humor is gone, it's just the horrible memories of the Funniest Joke in the World... that keeps them in a somber mood.


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you have to eat sauerkraut, when you watch it
then you can laught

trust me

lol, he is talking about 9/11 in 1973!!!
He is explaining America's foreign policy over the last century.

Hey I eat sauerkraut all the time. I love bitter and sour things. I love lemons and eat them like fruit.

It doesn't bother me at all to eat sauerkraut. I think it has good bacteria in it that manufacture vitimins and enzymes.

I wouldn't call sauerkraut in any way funny though.

My entire knowledge of Germans can be summed up by the following.

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Hm, very true for germany, as well. Another difference is that here, small talk doesn't seem to be that important (unless you know them)... so that leaves most people always feeling a little akward, I guess.. especially in situations where its "normal" to avoid eye contact and everything.

Another thing that my mom (she is American) has observed, is that because of the World War 2 thing, people maybe aren't as free in their public expressions of feelings because of some sort of historical "guilt complex", like people are generally emotionally castrated in that way.

I think some of the questions posted on GLP are quite stupid however, when they already imply that something must be true (by asking "Why is xyz?" questions)

As a condition of the Treaty of Versailles we made them give up their sense of humour forever.

Do you know that Rammstein sing mostly about being moslested by older men as little boys.

The soup Nazi is actaully based on a Turkish guy and Jerry Seinfield is Jewish German.

That last thing about the techno Nazi was scary as hell. It was wearing me out just to watch that whole vdeo but it was so wierd that I had to. It seems the Germans are actaully getting scarier somehow.

Was that a dance party in the street? It looked like a war rehearsal. I think that guy liked to shake his chest a lot. Was that a gay pride thing also?

funny that research shows Germans laugh much more easily about stupid jokes that any other peoples.

very funny.

Techno Viking is not amused by your comment! Go fetch mead, mortal!

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LONDON, England -- Internet research into international humour has discovered that Germans laugh the most.

I need someone to explain Techno Nazi to me. Who were those people? Why were they dancing in the street like that? This is disturbing my mind now.

I think it´s a guy from Berlin

no worry, he don´t bit, he just want to play

He looks like a guy I knew once. Rumor had it that the guy got drunk drinking a case one night and staggered into a metal lightopost and bent it over.

Who says Germans have no sense of humour? All you have to do is imitate their accent and you can laugh yourself silly!

orders vich must be obeyed at all zimes, Zig HEil!

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Seriously? I have never seen that before. It looked like skin head street warm ups or something.

You would have to have a sense of humor to like David Hasslehoff. Yeah, yeah stereotypes, I know.

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Again I have to say WTH??? It is funny but he looks like he is being serious.