Why do Germans have no sense of humor? | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1408218 United States 05/31/2011 05:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They are led by a pro-Zionist government. They are forced to support Israel by paying reparations and donating military goods and infrastructure. They have been blamed for starting 2 World Wars They have been blamed for the imaginary deaths of six million Jews. During the last World War, any German woman not killed in the fighting was continually raped for days on end all with indifference of the Allied leadership. Cities such as Dresden and Hamburg were gleefully firebombed killing 10's of thousands of refugees. The children are force-fed guilt throughout school due to having to study from approved politically correct schoolbooks blaming all evils on their ancestors. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1396636 Norway 05/31/2011 05:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Because they are a country still controlled by the same occupation force since WWII. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1408218They are led by a pro-Zionist government. They are forced to support Israel by paying reparations and donating military goods and infrastructure. They have been blamed for starting 2 World Wars They have been blamed for the imaginary deaths of six million Jews. During the last World War, any German woman not killed in the fighting was continually raped for days on end all with indifference of the Allied leadership. Cities such as Dresden and Hamburg were gleefully firebombed killing 10's of thousands of refugees. The children are force-fed guilt throughout school due to having to study from approved politically correct schoolbooks blaming all evils on their ancestors. Thank you, absolutely correct. They will be happy again after revenge! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1408266 Germany 05/31/2011 06:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | German Humor Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1408200[link to www.youtube.com] Volker Pispers history of USA and terrorism 1 of 5 but it´s not comedy, it´s "Kabarett" but still funny haha, really funny... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1292002 United States 05/31/2011 06:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | German Humor Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1408200[link to www.youtube.com] Volker Pispers history of USA and terrorism 1 of 5 but it´s not comedy, it´s "Kabarett" but still funny I tried to watch this for a laugh and just looking at this guy was scary. Then it iwas a joke that 9/11 was on a Tuesday??? What??? I just turned it off. Their humor is just plain scary. |
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STYLIE User ID: 1300453 United States 05/31/2011 06:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's not that their sense of humor is gone, it's just the horrible memories of the Funniest Joke in the World... that keeps them in a somber mood. [link to www.youtube.com] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1408200 Germany 05/31/2011 06:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | German Humor Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1408200[link to www.youtube.com] Volker Pispers history of USA and terrorism 1 of 5 but it´s not comedy, it´s "Kabarett" but still funny I tried to watch this for a laugh and just looking at this guy was scary. Then it iwas a joke that 9/11 was on a Tuesday??? What??? I just turned it off. Their humor is just plain scary. you have to eat sauerkraut, when you watch it then you can laught trust me |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1408266 Germany 05/31/2011 06:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | German Humor Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1408200[link to www.youtube.com] Volker Pispers history of USA and terrorism 1 of 5 but it´s not comedy, it´s "Kabarett" but still funny I tried to watch this for a laugh and just looking at this guy was scary. Then it iwas a joke that 9/11 was on a Tuesday??? What??? I just turned it off. Their humor is just plain scary. lol, he is talking about 9/11 in 1973!!! He is explaining America's foreign policy over the last century. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1292002 United States 05/31/2011 06:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey I eat sauerkraut all the time. I love bitter and sour things. I love lemons and eat them like fruit. It doesn't bother me at all to eat sauerkraut. I think it has good bacteria in it that manufacture vitimins and enzymes. I wouldn't call sauerkraut in any way funny though. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1408187 United States 05/31/2011 06:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My entire knowledge of Germans can be summed up by the following. [link to www.youtube.com] [link to www.youtube.com] [link to www.youtube.com] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1408296 Germany 05/31/2011 07:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They never seem to laugh. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1294107I was there visiting with my friend to see her in-laws, and I noticed the people did not smile much in public, and when you eat, you had better clean your entire plate, I found that out the hard way. Americans tend to be friendly and smile and say hi to people in public, but that seems to be taboo in western Europe. I lived in Netherlands and when you stand in the line at the grocery store, people do not even make eye contact with one another. Hm, very true for germany, as well. Another difference is that here, small talk doesn't seem to be that important (unless you know them)... so that leaves most people always feeling a little akward, I guess.. especially in situations where its "normal" to avoid eye contact and everything. Another thing that my mom (she is American) has observed, is that because of the World War 2 thing, people maybe aren't as free in their public expressions of feelings because of some sort of historical "guilt complex", like people are generally emotionally castrated in that way. I think some of the questions posted on GLP are quite stupid however, when they already imply that something must be true (by asking "Why is xyz?" questions) |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1292002 United States 05/31/2011 07:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My entire knowledge of Germans can be summed up by the following. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1408187[link to www.youtube.com] [link to www.youtube.com] [link to www.youtube.com] Do you know that Rammstein sing mostly about being moslested by older men as little boys. The soup Nazi is actaully based on a Turkish guy and Jerry Seinfield is Jewish German. That last thing about the techno Nazi was scary as hell. It was wearing me out just to watch that whole vdeo but it was so wierd that I had to. It seems the Germans are actaully getting scarier somehow. Was that a dance party in the street? It looked like a war rehearsal. I think that guy liked to shake his chest a lot. Was that a gay pride thing also? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1408294 Slovenia 05/31/2011 07:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That last thing about the techno Nazi was scary as hell. It was wearing me out just to watch that whole vdeo but it was so wierd that I had to. It seems the Germans are actaully getting scarier somehow. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1292002Techno Viking is not amused by your comment! Go fetch mead, mortal! * |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1408295 Germany 05/31/2011 07:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to edition.cnn.com] LONDON, England -- Internet research into international humour has discovered that Germans laugh the most. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1292002 United States 05/31/2011 07:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I need someone to explain Techno Nazi to me. Who were those people? Why were they dancing in the street like that? This is disturbing my mind now. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1292002old germanic war dance Seriously? I have never seen that before. It looked like skin head street warm ups or something. |
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STYLIE User ID: 1300453 United States 05/31/2011 08:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I need someone to explain Techno Nazi to me. Who were those people? Why were they dancing in the street like that? This is disturbing my mind now. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1292002[link to www.myvideo.de] |
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