im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you

has anyone called you a c*nt yet OP?

if not, give me the money you c*nt!

i will spend it on a lifelong odyssey of abusing worthwhile c*nts, such as yourself, wherever and whenever the opportunity arises.

i'm sure this is something we can agree is well worth the prize?

c*nt

Give some of your money to that poor person who runs the lame cherry blog. They just lost their goat and they seem kind of depressed.

I would love somebody to give me $5000.00 to get my life started. Its been a tough life sofar. I'm 31yrs old and need to get a life started. At the age of 4 yrs old I was kidnapped
and tortured until i was almost 9 yrs old. My school principal
saw me with a black eye and the name Gladys, backward in bruises all over my body, where she had been beating me with her belt that had her name engraved in it. I went through foster homes until 11yrs old. At the age of 14,I got with my soon to be ex husband who abused me and ran me ragged for 17 years. He kept me in the house with no outside contact allowed. I left last July,finally getting the strength to do it. I need money to get started with alife. thanks, Cassieopia

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Hopefully by now, OP has choked on his own vomit in the alley behind a gay bar in Detroit. But just in case you haven't OP, here's what you do: take that $5000 to the bank and exchange it for Sakagewea dollars. Then you take those dollars to NYC, sit right in the middle of 5th Avenue, and shove them one by one right up your ass. Pay to have it televised on Fox. Do that, and I'll pay YOU.

I could always use more money but, I like to earn my money by working. Gifted money always goes to waste. If you are indeed real then only give that money to someone who is productive to society.

Becuase my gf is a f-ing b**** that encircles me in a web of idocracy and lies. She comes with 2 kids and doesnt realize I do not. At every turn I am faced with her ignorance and complacentcy(word?). I am completely stuck at this point. This would allow me to move on... finally.

I just need a push...

Yeah, Doorbert needs an assist and he's a good news correspondent.

Pssst.... DECAY starts with inaction.

Better: Spelling enhancement.

Give it to me I'll use it to wipe my arse and post the pics.

you dont buy me

keep your money


we just dont care if you rich its because you pump money of poor people

I am writing to you because I lost my husband this year he didn't leave a will and had two daughters from is first marriage and they are fighting me for what they can get he had cancer I took care of him the only time his daughters would come around is for money to buy there drugs and beer well the house, was in his name so I have to have auction there is a mortgage on the house its was appraised for 40,000.00 owe the mortgage co. 42,000.00 and then I will be homeless so if you can help I thank you from the bottom of my heart

HI I AM A SINGLE PARENT OF TWO TAKING A 18 WEEK CLASS CALLED ASSET AT THE AKRON URBAN LEAGUE T O TRY TO GET A JOB A BETTER
JOB TO BE A GOOD ROLE MODEL FOR MY KIDS WHEN IT RAINS OUTSIDE IT RAINS IN THE HOUSE I AM STAYING AT I WOULD LIKE TO OBTAIN MY LICENSED AN A CAR HOUSE FOR MY KIDS TO CONTINUE

TO EDUCATE MYSELF AN KIDS TO HAVE A STRONG FOUNDATION









YOURS TRULY
Adrienne Herrington

I just want someone to lend me money to be able to deliver to buy my house don't want to give what I want that give me him my name is luis my number tell is 2394046229

Because i said so!

Because it's only money!!!!

Good afternoon greetings from Ecuador. I am an opera singer - popular and thanks to their generosity I could finally record an album and publicitame. Send you a copy when it's ready and I'll enjoy the journey with me on this project. Also if you want a getaway to beautiful Cuenca I could invite you to my CD release.
Maybe my idea may seem silly but it is very important for me :)
contacme [email protected]

Because I would give half to a stranger in need.

Because you just want to give it to me :) who else everyone is the same so and beggers only fight for it.

wouw the replies only to this.... amazing what people do for just some bucks hah im really amazed

peopleee its all a joke duuh helloo wake up dont make a fool out of yourself...

I will send you a postcard describing my exotic vacation

and a christmas thank you card every year

Fuck you OP, stick that blood money straight up yo azz yo

I don't tell people what they should do. If I had $5000 I would use it to fund a ForEx account. I've been trading for awhile and am consistently profitable. Probably after a year or so I'd have enough compounding returns to live off of it. Another year after that and I'd have enough to be decently well off. Then another. and another. Eventually I want to have enough to fund a private school in my community (poor area) with the catch that its free, but very strict with regards to educational curriculum and discipline/leadership training for youths aswell as mandatory financial planning courses/mandatory second language courses. Basically I see the need for educational reform from the ground up because it sure as hell won't come from the state.

Because I`m skint :(

Not that this is real, but with $5,000 I can gravel my 1/3rd a mile dirt road that will allow me to take feed to my cows at the end of the farm in winter.

Because we both live in a yellow submarine

NO THANK YOU. Keep your money, it's going to be useless very soon.

But if you are sincere and want to give it away, why don't you throw a party and invite homeless people, people who need food and people that will not be able to repay you back and God will bless you.

People with money and position have never impress me.

So did anyone get any money yet?

You should give it to me so I can spend it for Jesus.

What a sad thread. 40+ pages of people begging for money.