At last the truth is out ! The Female Orgasm is nothing but a myth!

Wish I could take credit for this, but it is not my work. It's actually from a Baptist Church's website:

[link to www.landoverbaptist.net]

and has been posted on other forums. Its classic!

Enjoy:


THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!!

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Friends,

At last the truth is out ! The Female Orgasm is nothing but a myth!

Recent studies have revealed that 72% OF WOMEN HAVE FAKED THEIR ORGASMS. Why do they do this? Because there is no such thing as the Female Orgasm!

When women find they are unable to have one of these 'Orgasm' things, they fake it, because they don't want their partner thinking there's something wrong. But the truth is with so many women (72%) admitting to faking theirs, it's clear to me that the female orgasm never existed in the first place.

Why are so many women faking these orgasms? Because the liberal media, peer pressure, women's magazines and sick-ular tee-vee shows tell these women lies! The lies that all women have orgasms! Well, we know that's not the case if 72% of women ADMIT to faking it! And what about the other 28%? How can we be sure they're not lying too? I'd wager a bet they are.

See, when women find they don't have orgasms, they 'pretend' they do. Why?? Because they don't want to feel inadequate. Because they think that other women get them. If these women just talked to each other, then they'd realise that none of them have ever had orgasms, and figured out it was all just a huge bunch of feminist nonsense a long time ago.

People on that baptist forum are nuts.

Sheesh, some people are taking this all way too seriously.
This was meant for fun on a boring Wednesday.

after reading this thread i really need a fix, anyone know where i can score some myth?

72% of Baptist women don't have orgasms, now that I'd believe.

Or so you say, but can any of you ladies actually prove it? LOL

Wish I could take credit for this, but it is not my work. It's actually from a Baptist Church's website:

[link to www.landoverbaptist.net]

and has been posted on other forums. Its classic!

Enjoy:


THE TRUTH IS OUT - THE FEMALE ORGASM PROVEN TO BE MYTH !!!

-------------------------------------------------------------​-------------------

Friends,

At last the truth is out ! The Female Orgasm is nothing but a myth!

Recent studies have revealed that 72% OF WOMEN HAVE FAKED THEIR ORGASMS. Why do they do this? Because there is no such thing as the Female Orgasm!

When women find they are unable to have one of these 'Orgasm' things, they fake it, because they don't want their partner thinking there's something wrong. But the truth is with so many women (72%) admitting to faking theirs, it's clear to me that the female orgasm never existed in the first place.

Why are so many women faking these orgasms? Because the liberal media, peer pressure, women's magazines and sick-ular tee-vee shows tell these women lies! The lies that all women have orgasms! Well, we know that's not the case if 72% of women ADMIT to faking it! And what about the other 28%? How can we be sure they're not lying too? I'd wager a bet they are.

See, when women find they don't have orgasms, they 'pretend' they do. Why?? Because they don't want to feel inadequate. Because they think that other women get them. If these women just talked to each other, then they'd realise that none of them have ever had orgasms, and figured out it was all just a huge bunch of feminist nonsense a long time ago.

Whut she said! Right on MO!

It is not a church. It is a satire site.

Really people?

It's SATIRE! The whole website is people PARODYING the religious kooks!

Hey it was all in good fun lol, I don't think anybody actually believes this, well except for maybe a few baptists. lol

However can it actually be proven? Hmm LOL

What?! You've never made women cum so hard they squirt,how sad your ability is so minimal.You've never had your head torn off buy clinching leggs and almost drown by women juice.Wow dude,go gay lol.
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Baby, the only thing mythic about my orgasms is how many I can have in a row.

I am a man and the female orgasm is very real. I've had more girlfriends than most guys will ever dream of and it is pretty obvious when a girl takes it In fact I appreciate it when a girl fakes it because even though I know its acting, it still gets me off sooner.

All chicks are obviously not the same. I think that a woman's ability to orgasm (not clitoral) is directly proportional to how much she is infatuated with penis. It's all mental. Some girls I've made come 15 times in 30 minutes. Others just can't get off. Almost all girls can have a clitoral orgasm though.

The interior orgasm is involuntary. A woman can not fake it. The cervix and everything contracts to act as a pump. It sucks the sperm inside to increase chances of pregnancy. You can feel it pumping down. It doesn't happen unless she orgasms.

Or knows how to squeeze those pelvic floor muscles!

Baby, the only thing mythic about my orgasms is how many I can have in a row.

Nice, Fuddy. So I guess you guys do handle snakes. Amen, Brother.