i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story

Im hermorgin out my ass For 2 months, and your a bitch

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4 days with your current supplies is nothing to bitch about.
Think of it as flushing out your system. Plenty of ways you can prepare the eggs if you have spices, condiments, etc.

Try a veggie version of egg foo young with seasoned taters.
You can also make a sweet custard out of the eggs, just add sugar or honey *packets from fast food joints*.

If you are down and out, get a couple part time jobs at fast food joints... preferably a pizzaria. You can always take home a few mis-order pies a day, plus all the gatorade you can drink plus one small pizza made to order for your lunch *or whatever else they have, chicken strips, nuggets, wings, breadsticks, salad, etc*.
Did this many years working a couple jobs as a kid, not healthy but if you are active and take vitamins it will somewhat counteract the bad shit.
*Bad shit, no pun intended, the shitting hurt*
LOL

anyone can register that doesnt help much.

Last Edited by Anubis on 03/16/2013 05:28 PM

I have been that hungry and that poor many times over my lifetime. Hills and valleys. So much so that I rarely eat eggs now.

I have needed to go to church cupboards and soup kitchens and I thank those who gave me food when I was hungry. And no matter how poor I was I bought a bottle of olive oil - a cheap one and with the oil and spices I could make many variations of potatoes and also of eggs.

Keep you spirits high during the lean times.

oneLOVE

soulJAH

Those supplies are pretty plain, but they'll see you ok for 4 days no problem. See if you can find a rosemary or bay bush to get some herbs from and play around.

Remember that the mind plays tricks too. When you have limited food, your mind tricks you into wanting something different.

I bet if you had what you have now, but $100 in your pocket, it wouldn't seem half as bad eating that same menu for four days.

When you do get some cash, make sure you stock up on cheap dried pasta, loads of tomato puree, cheap tins of sweetcorn and beans etc. When I was unemployed in 2011 I could eat for a week on £10 just by buying market own-brand stuff like 10p beans etc.

Lots of dandelions and shepards purse around me. The stinging nettles are also up, and very healthy if you can get past the stinging part. (The stinging part goes away when cooked.)

i agree.
im just saying whether someone posts as an AC or creates an account doesnt add to credibility. it needs to be verified via other means.

Baked egg in a potato skin!

Eggs? Potatoes? What are you crying about? You have a feast right under your nose, my friend!

Call 211. It's run by the united way and they can get you in touch with a local agency to get you immediate help.
If you're in the Oklahoma City area I'd be happy to bring you a bag of groceries to help out.
May God bless you and lead you to immediate employment and a circle of friends.

Beer is better because beer is food!

OP, it is always about you !!

Try this : GET A f....JOB !!

24 eggs , 3 potatoes, sounds like some esoteric riddle. lol.. March 24, anything special ?

You guys have taken all our jobs.

Thread: Sprouts for Life in these Hard days of Strife.

But some cheap beans or lentils to sprout

well........too tight
OP will have to trade his/hers oral skills for sum $$$

Be grateful you even have food buddy
Conserve it where it an last.. Or ask The Lord for some guidance to help you get you back on your feet. Is funny how people don't believe in The Lord but when time are really hard, where do they turn to? ;)

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Does your neighborhood have any cats?

Potatoes and eggs are good. Be thankful.
There's no excuse for anyone to be hungry. All communities have free food for the needy.... already cooked even.

but you have internet.......

With a little salt you'll be fine.

Greens are popping up outside. Are you where you can go out and pick something to eat like dandelions? Greens and potatoes are good.

...and there are EBT cards.


Which is why this entire thread is just a PROPAGANDA ploy by the LEFTY LOONS.
Gotta' keep the sheep dazed and confused with DIVIDE AND CONQUER.




Last Edited by Useless Cookie Eater on 03/16/2013 06:03 PM

this is ridiculous boil the eggs as long as theyre kept below 40* f they will remain fresh for up to 6 days no problem and that is 4 eggs a day fatass. then sounds like you have tater enough for 3 more days so why are you crying about only having a week's worth of food i know plenty of fair minded good people who have less than you and don't say shit about it to anyone. im saying this as a form of encouragement. while youre in that hotel with the luxurious roof and wifi accomodations check out the movie fight club or read the novel by Kurt V.

the Buddha taught that to end suffering you just need to expend it from yourself. you want to appreciate something? go for a whole week without it. no smokes? no beer? ah well. no food, you're broke? spent it all on bitcoin? least you're not in Cyprus, oh shit.

you'll be ok but i tell you if you still have negativity over this issue, which im not saying its not an issue but try to have some insight here ok?... if you still feel this way then its your duty to rid yourself of the extraneous desires you face. they're only holding you back broseph

15 years ago i was living off a 5 lbs. bag of rice, butter and frozen corn every week...

If you live in my area you are welcome to come eat at my home

Interesting response to someone who is hungry....


Wouldn't want to have your heart...



oneLOVE

And yet you are online with internet connection.

WHY THE FUCK DOES COMPLETE SHIT LIKE THIS GET PINNED.

Hey poster. Do me a favor and walk out infront of a bus would you.