I Have To Pass Drug Test Tomorrow! HELP!!! | |
LS User ID: 437351 United States 06/15/2008 01:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
mopar28m User ID: 452358 United States 06/15/2008 01:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Idiot!! Drink LOTS of water. Plan on spending lots of time in the bathroom. You're going to have literally drink gallons of water. But, don't drink so much that you get water toxicity. (lightheaded, sick to your stomach, headache) vaccinefreehealth blogspot com The risk far outweighs any benefit as the risk will vary from child to child. facebook.com/graphixyourway |
stl lunatik User ID: 452396 United States 06/15/2008 01:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | piss tests and hair tests can be easy to pass with products from your local head shop. however if they do a swab test on your inner cheek you are screwed. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 452389 United States 06/15/2008 01:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | drink alot of water and/or cranberry juice and only give midstream, not start or end of stream. Had you considered just fessing up, he/she is only a recruiter and wants your body/soul in uniform, I'm sure they'd reschedule to make sure they make their quttoa (sp?) |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 440387 United States 06/15/2008 01:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Idiot!! Quoting: mopar28mDrink LOTS of water. Plan on spending lots of time in the bathroom. You're going to have literally drink gallons of water. But, don't drink so much that you get water toxicity. (lightheaded, sick to your stomach, headache) and take a B complex vitamin. turns your pee yellow. |
AC User ID: 452397 United States 06/15/2008 01:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 423111 United States 06/15/2008 01:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Turtles Know User ID: 406673 United States 06/15/2008 01:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
OMG! (OP) User ID: 452305 United States 06/15/2008 01:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 428989 United States 06/15/2008 01:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Again, load your body with B-3, drink a shitload of distilled water (as the above poster said) and run your ass off. And take creatine. Good luck brother. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 452305 United States 06/15/2008 01:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Idiot!! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 440387Drink LOTS of water. Plan on spending lots of time in the bathroom. You're going to have literally drink gallons of water. But, don't drink so much that you get water toxicity. (lightheaded, sick to your stomach, headache) and take a B complex vitamin. turns your pee yellow. Don't think yelloe counts....won't hide 'the fact.' |
picesnator User ID: 318318 United States 06/15/2008 01:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 447489 United States 06/15/2008 01:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 441711 United States 06/15/2008 01:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Enaid User ID: 310721 United States 06/15/2008 01:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Personally, I would hit the bong heavy tonight as an opportunity to stay OUT of the military. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 423111I agree with him. Personal responsibility - try it sometime. Quit blaming others for your bad choices. Consequences happen. :enaid11: |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 441711 United States 06/15/2008 01:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here's an idea - STOP DOIN' DRUGS. This ain't the '60s anymore. Damn, I remember a time if you got nabbed for DWI, they took your keys and made you sleep it off in the car. Those days are long gone. Give it up. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 447489WAY more people smoke weed now than in the 60's. Weed is americas #1 cash crop. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 452366 United States 06/15/2008 01:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Skeptical Believer User ID: 272356 United States 06/15/2008 01:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Why did you smoke it? Morons are destined to learn the hard way. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 452366You are the moron for judging the OP. There's absolutely nothing wrong with smoking weed! Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA Some say the end is near. Some say we'll see armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will. I sure could use a vacation from this Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of Freaks. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 452420 United States 06/15/2008 02:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | go find some wheatgrass juice. maybe at a smoothie place like smoothie king or an organic grocery store like whole foods. 2 oz should be good, may make u feel sick, just lay down and it will pass. make sure u drink tons of fluids and eat no fatty foods. also, piss a few times in the morning before. good luck. sucks that u get in trouble for smoking, maybe itd be better for u to get caught and tell them to f off, get a dd and then ull be out and can do as u please. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 452420 United States 06/15/2008 02:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 452420 United States 06/15/2008 02:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | go find some wheatgrass juice. maybe at a smoothie place like smoothie king or an organic grocery store like whole foods. 2 oz should be good, may make u feel sick, just lay down and it will pass. make sure u drink tons of fluids and eat no fatty foods. also, piss a few times in the morning before. good luck. sucks that u get in trouble for smoking, maybe itd be better for u to get caught and tell them to f off, get a dd and then ull be out and can do as u please. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 452420 United States 06/15/2008 02:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | go find some wheatgrass juice. maybe at a smoothie place like smoothie king or an organic grocery store like whole foods. 2 oz should be good, may make u feel sick, just lay down and it will pass. make sure u drink tons of fluids and eat no fatty foods. also, piss a few times in the morning before. good luck. sucks that u get in trouble for smoking, maybe itd be better for u to get caught and tell them to f off, get a dd and then ull be out and can do as u please. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 401342 United States 06/15/2008 02:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 252372 United States 06/15/2008 02:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My Army Recruiter just called me and wants to do a drug test TOMORROW! This came outta the blue, was not expecting this for at least another month and I smoked yesterday morning and a couple of times during the week last week! What can I do? Quoting: OMG! 452305Don't sweat it. Your recruiter is probably a drug pusher anyway. When I was in the army(1972-1974), several of the E-5's sold pot and pills to the lower ranks. |
Mr. Predictor Senior Forum Moderator User ID: 287257 United States 06/15/2008 02:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | tell them you want to delay the test they are really hard up for recruits schedule it for two week from now and stay off the pot I bet they will let you "If there is a new fascism, it won't come from skinheads and punks; it will come from people who eat granola and think they know how the world should be." - Brian Eno |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 252372 United States 06/15/2008 02:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Wraithwynd User ID: 449681 United States 06/15/2008 02:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My Army Recruiter just called me and wants to do a drug test TOMORROW! This came outta the blue, was not expecting this for at least another month and I smoked yesterday morning and a couple of times during the week last week! What can I do? Quoting: OMG! 452305Nothing. All Drugs (and other substances) are absorbed by fat are are detectable by trace amounts for a length of time depending on if they are water soluble or not. Pot is not water soluble - it takes weeks to purge the system below the threshold of blood and urine tests. Hair test is much longer and your hair can be read much like the rings of a tree. The longer your hair, the further back into the past your chemical history can be read. And no - drinking lots of fluids, using detox, the head shop stuff, none of that causes your body to purge any quicker. [link to www.libertydrugtest.com] gives a good list at how long certain drugs remain detectable in your system under what circumstances - for instance smoking one joint will last 1 to 10 days - if you smoke all the time we are talking in terms of a month. All of the hype and myth about being able to 'purge' the drug out of your system is just that - myth. If there was a way around the drug tests then all tests would be hair tests. Your best bet is to come clean - and tell the truth. Of course you will not heed this advice and will attempt to purge your system and will be all upset when the recruitment office passes you over. Sinkhole list: Thread: Sinkholes Updated 28 Dec 2010 find a sinkhole, add it to this thread, please. "Whoever hates his brother is a murderer, and you know that no murderer has eternal life abiding in him." (1 John 3:15, NKJV). |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 452430 United States 06/15/2008 02:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 306940 United States 06/15/2008 02:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
ShadowDancer User ID: 287857 United States 06/15/2008 02:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | tell them you want to delay the test Quoting: Mr. Predictorthey are really hard up for recruits schedule it for two week from now and stay off the pot I bet they will let you If you truly want to be vaccinated like a labrat and this is what you want-otherwise any dirty screen is in the Federal record for the rest of your life More fat=harder clear time many head shops sell stuff and usually it works but occasionally it fails-it will be recorded the posters with ideas as distilled water,some vinegar...exercising and sweating,catching the sample mid stream etc are great as well "B-3, or Niacin, is fat soluble (as is THC). Blow yourself up with niacin and water, piss as much as you possibly can, and run at least a few miles. Sweat as much as possible. Also, take creatine right before your test. Since they test for creatine levels in your piss (to see if you've been trying to flush your system, which you are) taking creatine = win. Also, make sure that when you piss you DON'T fill the cup with the beginning or the end of the pee, fill it with the middle as it's the most diluted. Again, load your body with B-3, drink a shitload of distilled water (as the above poster said) and run your ass off. And take creatine. Good luck brother." but I favor the one I quoted as they are desperate-unless you want an out this is your opportunity- or be straight 'off the record' in person and I am sure he can accomodate you-as another few posters alluded to-many of the lower rank get supplies from the higher-sad to say corruption is within the military too as the cia drug running operations through the past 5 decades here have shown and even extending to british runs in india/china/etc and the drug running from days of old the greedy can always think of ways to exploit anything ************************************ fortitudo et spes ************************************ When Japan happened I responded: "The Excrement Has Impacted the Rotary Oscillator." and clearly it has. Thread: The Excrement Is Striking the Rotary Oscillator +++++++++++++++ "Ego et Dominus sumus amici" +++++++++++++++ Ego et mea umbra +++++++++++++++ 'Man does not have the right to develop his own mind. This kind of liberal orientation has great appeal. We must electrically control the brain. Some day armies and generals will be controlled by electric stimulation of the brain.’ - U.S. government mind manipulator, Dr. Jose Delgado, Congressional Record, No. 262E, Vol. 118, 1974 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Realeyesrealizereallies. C. Thread: GIRD uP as GRID Collapses Thread: Eugenics 101 (Page 27) Thread: Frankenfoods for YOU (Page 2) Thread: I Do Not Consent Thread: FOOD Thread: Cern Power___Colder than Space Thread: Hempilation Compilation Contemplation Thread: Harmonics and Healing (Page 35) Thread: Sarah's Nightmare (Page 10) Thread: Destination Maccabees Thread: Let's Play a GAME Thread: Throat Singing |