Our Pastor says that Women Should Not Wear Tampons

Your Pastor is an idiot.

Your Pastor is an idiot.



THAT is an oxymoron.


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So Mary, serious question.. have you ever masturbated w/a tampon inside? If so, you will know why he objects to your wearing one while sitting on a church pew... all that lovely hardwood caressing your gluteal muscles... leading to ??


Honey, let's go to church...

Satan's cottony fingers.....

tampons are fallic symbols
worse because of continuous insertion
constant stimulation may well be sinful
so pastor Max is right


When placing a plug, trust me, it's not a sexual turn-on, anymore than if you shoved a tampon up your nose for nosebleed.

Mary from L.A. is a notorious WHORE!

That reminds me of a story......

A buddy of mine had this friend for a long time. Over the years she has grown to the obesity level....well a bit over. Let me put it this way....any more weight on her and you'll be seeing her in the papers.

Shes stilla really nice lady. Anyway, My buddy made a comitment with her that he would go with her to another mutual friends wedding. It was about a 2 hour drive.

Anyway, my buddy goes picks her up and I guess she was introducing them as boy friend and girlfriend. One of the wedding guests even ask is this him? My buddy, shocked but played the part for her (knowing he would never be seen by most at the wedding/reception).

The wedding went ok. But on the way to the reception. The girl started her period. She was in a whte dress he said it soaked his carseat and SMELLED so bad her threw up. She ran into the reception hall (or whatever) to try and clean up but the stain was way too noticable. When she came out of the bathroom they were standing around talking and people kept askign her what happend (because the stain was so noticable).

After about a 1/2 hour of people talking to him like they were boyfreind and girl friend. She had a major discharge that ran down her leg and made a little puddle under her.

That was WAY too much....although he hung in there longer then I could have. He ended up leaving her there.

Pastor Max says that even if it is not in the Bible, pious and religious women should wear a white veil over our heads and use white linen pads instead of tampons.
He says that Jesus would not approve of women wearing tampons. If He did He would have said so.

What about a ShamWow? Is that acceptable in the eyes of God?

What about a ShamWow? Is that acceptable in the eyes of God?


There we go......

What about a ShamWow? Is that acceptable in the eyes of God?


There we go......

there YOU go!

you people are so evil and nasty and judgemental
and christians are worse
where is your christian love and support?

You are all fooled. This post is a gimmick contrived to cause an inexhaustible debate on this matter and to make all of you call some pastor an idiot.

Even if it is true, and this man is completely out of line, why immediately resort to name calling and judgment?

Please, if your consider yourself a Christian, with the power of Christ; don’t be so easily duped into sin.

Love, Joy, Peace, Patience, Kindness, Goodness, Gentleness, Faithfulness, and Self-Control: Let’s practice them together.

Pastor Max says that even if it is not in the Bible, pious and religious women should wear a white veil over our heads and use white linen pads instead of tampons.
He says that Jesus would not approve of women wearing tampons. If He did He would have said so.

Pastor Max says that even if it is not in the Bible, pious and religious women should wear a white veil over our heads and use white linen pads instead of tampons.
He says that Jesus would not approve of women wearing tampons. If He did He would have said so.

:5A_jesus:

Satan's cottony fingers.....

Your Pastor is an idiot.

Your Pastor is an idiot.

I just may have to agree with this one

Your Pastor is an idiot.

I just may have to agree with this one