Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do?

I think it is a must to discuss and encourage your wife to masterbate when she feels horny and want to do that telling her that you become so aroused if she tells you what she did and about her fantasies. when you speak frankly about your sexual desires and fantasies and each one tries to satisfy the other your sex life will be so hot and satisfactory.

Then... why is she rubbing her beef curtains then?

Sometimes I touch myself when my husband is sleeping simply because I might be very tired and good for nothing but then most times when I tell my husband that I'm tired he still wants to do everything and I can just lay there which is great sometimes let me tell you. Sometimes he does himself too and I catch him and it turns me on. We all do it sometimes when we want something quick and easy but it's never as good as sharing it with someone!

The big question:

Is the wet spot on the bed after she does herself

bigger... or smaller...

than the wet spot on the bed after YOU do her?


??

Good girls have a strong sex drive.

I'd say help her out with that.

Again and again and again :)

This is most of the world right here.

It does not matter christian,Muslim,Buddhist,devil worshiper,black or white.ALL OF US MEN BEAT OUR MEAT when our other half is sleeping.

Truth, sorry OP

This is the answer, OP. LMAO. Bro, if she didn't wake you up, she just enjoys tickling the pink taco.

The best thing to do, is to flog the dolphin while she is playing guitar. Make sure she catches you doing it. Even if she stops, just keep punishing the dolphin till it expires. Then look at her and say, "What? That was fucking hot." Then roll over and go back to sleep, like no big deal.

Next morning, casually say, "You know, you can do that anytime you want. It's hot. If you ever want help, wake me up."

Shrug your shoulders, and sip your coffee while reading the newspaper...

:bumps:

Send her my way bro

I'll pass lol

Its never as pretty as our imagination, is it? lol

suck the cum off her fingers after she's done.

Does she have multiple O's when you guys are making love? If it's 1 and done, maybe you should ask her next time if she would like another, and make sure she gets 'em all out of the way before you have yours.

That is a formnula for a successful bedroom. Also invest $50.00 on a Hitachi Vibrator. You'll get every penny's worth.

If you do all that, and she still needs to do what she's doing, there are other issues at play.

She may be pretty but look how low them puppies are already hanging. 10 more years she wont be able to walk anymore without those things knocking against her knees haha

Yep. Sorry to be a

get more in shape, go to a tanning salon, make yourself look more attractive. I used to masturbate when my gf was sleeping because she wasn't that attractive.

Why? Maybe she likes it better by herself??? lol

Honey? Is that you?

Find her a boyfriend.

Tell her, I'm thinking of her, too.

I know a good one,

Act if you are sleepwalking, then go to that bed where your wife is fingeren herself. then you gently take it over. or you fall down she things WTF,then she sits on you and she riding your dick.


Well when i'm thinking about now ,i think i'm going to fuck my girlfriend good this night.here peroid is over Wohoo.

Rrrrrr. lmao

Give her a hand.

^^ this too.

Ask her if she needs a little more 'attention' from you.

Haven't read the entire thread, but have you considered NoDoz?

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dude, hop on that shit. shes clearly tryin to get you throbbing. like really what better way to be woken up exists in the universe

for real if she didnt want you in on it she wouldn't be doin it while in bed with you

Fuck here dry like those fuel rods in FUK-U-Room. So that there is no more cum from here.