Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do? | |
ATOM User ID: 1218429 United States 03/21/2011 12:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1296034 Mexico 03/21/2011 12:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | All I can say is YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dude she probably gets off on it knowing your alseep and having to be sneaky. Again YES!!!!! Not trying to be disrespectful saying this but if it was me I would do one or both of the following. Next time she is actually sleep wake up and start doing your thing to her while she is sleeping. Yeah she will wake up eventually but she will like. After you do that what a few days or whatever and call her out on it. She will probably be turned on. Hell when my wife wants to fuck with me she will tell me when she was playing with herself and i was in the other room or sleeping. Again YES!!!!!!! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1296034 Mexico 03/21/2011 12:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 730229 United States 03/21/2011 12:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | She's obviously not satisfied sexually. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 754717Loser, LOL SHE `S OBVIOUSLY NOT SATISFIED GIVE HER SEX ONE MORE TIME PER DAY SHE MUST SLEEP IN THE NIGHTS !!! she is thinking of another man while she does it. it's too hard for her to imagine it when your pudgy face is huffing and puffing on top of her when you fornicate. |
BDAWGXDM User ID: 1294821 United States 03/21/2011 12:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The past few nights, I have awoken to the sounds of my wife masturbating in the bed next to me. I have pretended to remain sleeping so that I could "enjoy the show" -- but I have been very turned on and would like to "awaken" so that I could join in. If it happens again, what do I do? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 507342And, FYI, we have a very healthy sex life so the issue is not that she is otherwise "deprived." How's the weather in Brazil Mr. President? |
dereistic User ID: 846424 United Kingdom 03/21/2011 12:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1276206 United States 03/21/2011 12:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Deep Roy User ID: 1179372 United States 03/21/2011 12:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The past few nights, I have awoken to the sounds of my wife masturbating in the bed next to me. I have pretended to remain sleeping so that I could "enjoy the show" -- but I have been very turned on and would like to "awaken" so that I could join in. If it happens again, what do I do? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 507342And, FYI, we have a very healthy sex life so the issue is not that she is otherwise "deprived." You wake up and join in. No that hard... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1307366 Austria 03/21/2011 12:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | the world is constructed so badly... when he wants it, that is boring, when one get horny dreams, the husband is sound asleep. If you think you can content her, when she does it removes her hand and do it for her or do it with her so you know where she especially likes to be touched. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1301815 United States 03/21/2011 12:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The past few nights, I have awoken to the sounds of my wife masturbating in the bed next to me. I have pretended to remain sleeping so that I could "enjoy the show" -- but I have been very turned on and would like to "awaken" so that I could join in. If it happens again, what do I do? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 507342And, FYI, we have a very healthy sex life so the issue is not that she is otherwise "deprived." "Stick your cock in her ass!" The Exorcist |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1094259 United States 03/21/2011 12:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP, Quoting: Anonymous Coward 823654If shes doing herself, she might be thinking of some one else while shes doing it. Be on the alert for signs. Sorry, its a bad sign. I disagree with this statement. All of my fantasies are ABOUT my hubby! Maybe she woke up dreaming about a special time between you two and it was so real when she realized she had been dreaming she felt the need to have an orgasm. Do you work alot and sleep heavy at night? I hate waking my hubby up because I know how hard he works and he needs his sleep. Maybe she loves you and doesn't want to hurt your feelings but does need more to reach climax. Maybe it is a sensitive subject for you whether you realize it or not, and she doesn't want to hurt your feelings by telling you how she feels. Intercourse alone does not always cause a woman to reach orgasm. Here is what you SHOULD do if you love your wife. If you catch her again, yes tell tell how sexy it is and then finish her by oral sex. I promise you, you will not regret it because then she is going to rock your world! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1304023 United States 03/21/2011 12:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
hillcrest3 User ID: 1298538 United States 03/21/2011 01:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The past few nights, I have awoken to the sounds of my wife masturbating in the bed next to me. I have pretended to remain sleeping so that I could "enjoy the show" -- but I have been very turned on and would like to "awaken" so that I could join in. If it happens again, what do I do? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 507342And, FYI, we have a very healthy sex life so the issue is not that she is otherwise "deprived." this is a conspiracy site unlike any other Water always wins. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1307220 United States 03/21/2011 01:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1296034 Mexico 03/21/2011 01:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP, Quoting: Anonymous Coward 823654If shes doing herself, she might be thinking of some one else while shes doing it. Be on the alert for signs. Sorry, its a bad sign. I disagree with this statement. All of my fantasies are ABOUT my hubby! Maybe she woke up dreaming about a special time between you two and it was so real when she realized she had been dreaming she felt the need to have an orgasm. Do you work alot and sleep heavy at night? I hate waking my hubby up because I know how hard he works and he needs his sleep. Maybe she loves you and doesn't want to hurt your feelings but does need more to reach climax. Maybe it is a sensitive subject for you whether you realize it or not, and she doesn't want to hurt your feelings by telling you how she feels. Intercourse alone does not always cause a woman to reach orgasm. Here is what you SHOULD do if you love your wife. If you catch her again, yes tell tell how sexy it is and then finish her by oral sex. I promise you, you will not regret it because then she is going to rock your world! Ook first as far as her thinking about another guy....ok and do you not watch porn? its normal. Again YYYYEEESSSSS!!!! unfortunately for me ive already been through what your going through. Unfortunatley becuase i wish i could experience it again. YYYEEESSS!!!!!! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1293554 United States 03/21/2011 01:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1094259 United States 03/21/2011 01:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | " do you not watch porn? its normal. " No I do not watch porn, and no it is not normal. We've been brainwashed into believing its normal, but no it's not. It was actually created to DESTROY families, or the family unit. Do a little research into that one. Also created to implant the thought that you are "missing something" in your own relationship. WHY would I need to watch porn when I have the man of my dreaming laying next to me? I am very creative by myself, so I seriously doubt there would be something I could learn. LOL Why would I want to watch somebody else getting off? I would much rather be doing it myself, and i am not a perv or peeping tom. If I wanted another man I would not have married my hubby in the first place. I truly LOVE my hubby with all of his faults, for better or worse and we have been thru it all, probably more than 2 or 3 couples would ever experience in a single life. If I want to get off, i just access one of those special times and BAM! I'm ready to roll! LOL Maybe that is what the op's wife is doing when he is sleeping. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 17252013 Canada 10/09/2012 10:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The past few nights, I have awoken to the sounds of my wife masturbating in the bed next to me. I have pretended to remain sleeping so that I could "enjoy the show" -- but I have been very turned on and would like to "awaken" so that I could join in. If it happens again, what do I do? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 507342 And, FYI, we have a very healthy sex life so the issue is not that she is otherwise "deprived." Learn how to please a woman sexually? Just guessing. |
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eve oncognito User ID: 25176502 Bosnia and Herzegovina 10/11/2012 01:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Don't you masturbate, at least every now and then, in the shower? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 749475Be glad she still enjoys the pleasures of an orgasm. to the contrary, i am very happy for her and don't fault her at all. just wondering if it's selfish on my part to "jump in," join in, by all means. altough, explain to me, why she is masturbating if you are right there?ok if u were at work or travelling ....but...i do not think you can go wrong if the rule of thumb wld be that every time you are arosed by anything your wife does, you sex her up.....i think that is a very good rule... |
Daersoulkeeper User ID: 4665114 United States 10/11/2012 01:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The fact you got on glp to ask this question shows she wants an alpha to take charge and do as you please to her.not get online and ask advice like a puta bitch No wonder she isn't thinking of you when she wanks it Last Edited by Daersoulkeeper on 10/11/2012 01:43 AM the real reason most people on this planet are the most ignorant gullible people that have ever lived is a little thing called the TELL-LIE-VISION television when you watch it, you put the I(you) in television and you get tel(i)evision tell lie vision |
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