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What Would You Do If You found A Million Dollars In Small Bills Stuffed In A Paper Bag?

 
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It would be a very big paper bag
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I would drive to the nearest Police Station and turn it in.
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One time I found 35 bucks on the sidewalk.

I put a note out and got a call. I returned the money to the person and they slammed the door in my face.

I wondered if they lied.

In the end though I was glad that I was not only driven by attachments so it was a good day.

A million bucks. for that sheesh you know its funny how someones life depends on that 35 bucks and it is hard to comprehend the difference of a million bucks to someone.

its enormous and dangerous even.
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..Not tell you anything. Not your damn business.
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I would drive to the nearest Police Station and turn it in.
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Id wonder how small of a paper bag could possibly hold 1 million in small bills. Must be an alternate universe
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A million wouldn’t fit in a paper bag
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yes you could
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A million wouldn’t fit in a paper bag
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yes you could
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A million in small bills?

Umkay
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Move to Thailand, bang hookers til I'm dead.
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A million wouldn’t fit in a paper bag
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yes you could
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A million in small bills?

Umkay
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depends on the size of the paper bag mmkay
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I would drive to the nearest Police Station and turn it in.
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I would not tell anyone. I mean anyone.

Then I'd hide it and slowly spend it over a long period of time.
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Your answer is the only intelligent answer , good on you and I'd do the same.
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Agree!
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I would go to the diner and order my usual breakfast.

Afterwards, I would tip the cute waitress $100 and tell her there's more where that came from..

We would then run out to my car and make some back seat lovin..

After I spread my seed inside her sweet gash, I'd throw her out of my ride and drive to the local coffee shop down the road.

There, I'd ask for a shot of espresso and tip the cute barista $50 and tell her the same story.

Rinse and repeat while driving through every small town USA..

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Kill yourself
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Strippers & Cocaine!!
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I picked up a penny off the street today, and it is one step towards a million dollars. Please advise.
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I would drive to the nearest Police Station and turn it in.
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Donate it anamously to the Salvation Army in my town.
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Buy an acreage somewhere, far away from liberals.
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.........what paper bag.
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Move to Thailand, bang hookers til I'm dead.
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Keep it.
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You cant put a million dollars in a small paper bag in small bills.
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That would be a really big bag but....I would turn it in ! And hopefully honesty would pay off in 30 days ! After that you’d get it if nobody claimed it.
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Re: What Would You Do If You found A Million Dollars In Small Bills Stuffed In A Paper Bag?
A million wouldn’t fit in a paper bag
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yes you could
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A million in small bills?

Umkay
 Quoting: ~kpm~


depends on the size of the paper bag mmkay
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Laughing at you trying to inconspicuously pick up a pickup truck sized bag and nonchalantly walk away with it..
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Re: What Would You Do If You found A Million Dollars In Small Bills Stuffed In A Paper Bag?
I would go to the diner and order my usual breakfast.

Afterwards, I would tip the cute waitress $100 and tell her there's more where that came from..

We would then run out to my car and make some back seat lovin..

After I spread my seed inside her sweet gash, I'd throw her out of my ride and drive to the local coffee shop down the road.

There, I'd ask for a shot of espresso and tip the cute barista $50 and tell her the same story.

Rinse and repeat while driving through every small town USA..

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Do you have any idea how LARGE that paper bag would have to be to contain that much money? In small denominations no less?

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approx 1 yard long for a single stack of 100's
2x that for 50s
5x that for 20's
10x that for 10's
20x that for 5's

a large gym bag would handle the 100's easily
the 50's would't be a problem
20's is tight probably full
10's and 5's forget it you'd need more than one bag

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If it looks stolen, send it to the Clinton Foundation.
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I would go to the diner and order my usual breakfast.

Afterwards, I would tip the cute waitress $100 and tell her there's more where that came from..

We would then run out to my car and make some back seat lovin..

After I spread my seed inside her sweet gash, I'd throw her out of my ride and drive to the local coffee shop down the road.

There, I'd ask for a shot of espresso and tip the cute barista $50 and tell her the same story.

Rinse and repeat while driving through every small town USA..

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Mental illness at it's finest ^^^
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In case you missed the first 30 comments,

let me point out that you wouldn't be able to fit a million dollars into a paper bag.

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