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Whitey User ID: 34335839 South Africa 02/13/2013 02:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There is about 100 views on this thread and i figure there arent that many Masons of the 'Sun Order' available on the site at the moment to give me a straight answer, but if you happen to know one high degree mason of the order, pls ask him or her where exactly should the 2nd Sun/Nibiru Comet hit or make its first appearence at, you know that 666 thing. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1376130 There is about 100 views on this thread and i figure there arent that many Masons of the 'Sun Order' available on the site at the moment to give me a straight answer, but if you happen to know one high degree mason of the order, pls ask him or her where exactly should the 2nd Sun/Nibiru Comet hit or make its first appearence at, you know that 666 thing. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1376130 There aren't women in the free masons you dumb fucken jap kunt |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 26006793 Japan 03/29/2013 07:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There is about 100 views on this thread and i figure there arent that many Masons of the 'Sun Order' available on the site at the moment to give me a straight answer, but if you happen to know one high degree mason of the order, pls ask him or her where exactly should the 2nd Sun/Nibiru Comet hit or make its first appearence at, you know that 666 thing. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1376130 There is about 100 views on this thread and i figure there arent that many Masons of the 'Sun Order' available on the site at the moment to give me a straight answer, but if you happen to know one high degree mason of the order, pls ask him or her where exactly should the 2nd Sun/Nibiru Comet hit or make its first appearence at, you know that 666 thing. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1376130 There aren't women in the free masons you dumb fucken jap kunt dirtyb Oh thats true, i allmost forgot. Say... do you wanna be the first ?? I hear Maddona's secret society is recruting new ....... ...... |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 37672019 Japan 04/08/2013 11:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey Enstein, did you know that in ancient times calling a person 'Dumb' was a reference to the nature of this individual for being silent or quiet ?! Do i look quiet to you ?? Is it ok to use my mind to think instead of using it to share what im experiencing or even thinking with you ?! Have you ever thought of anwsering some of my questions and doubts since your so clever ?! Let me ask you this Einstein, God is a spirit and God created man in his own image and likeness, how come the created man is not invisible or transparent like his father ??. Some people say that God created this world in 6 days and rested on the 7th. How can an invisible spirit create the world without beeing seen and then ivisibly rests on sunday ?! How do they know he was resting anyway ?? He could be sleeping all along and you wouldnt even know it. If you think that calling me a Japanese person offends me, then think again, because i see no offense in being Japanese. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 37659062 Netherlands 04/08/2013 11:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey Olaf, Satan once told me that talking giberish may result in multiple hernias in the forehead, so becarefull, we never know if he was telling the truth or not. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26006793 Oh...i can even take a friendly beating at times or a loss. But hmm i think more then ten times with that forhead eye joystick things. After the opening flower i had to stop ... Knacked my right nerve for a garden which i didnt... |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 38844276 Japan 04/25/2013 12:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | !!BREAKING NEWS!! Satan just descended from heaven like lightening and offered a brand new microwave and a blowdryer to a christian mother of two in Albuqerque New Mexico yesterday. Mrs. Balding who has been a born again christian since birth, thats nearly 72 years ago now claimed that she is a dead again Satanist.she thought first that it was a bird, then she was convinced that it was a plane, but now she is 100% positive that it was Super-Stan. Her exact words was 'I was blown away'. Stan who emediately fled the scene minutes later, is believed to be giving free technology in a desperate attempt to convert as many as he can before the second coming of christ who is still missing to save the world. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 41844079 Japan 06/17/2013 02:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey guys.., So yesterday i dreamt that i was the anti-christ they had called me to adress the nations and rule the world and i thought... Oh, the prophecy...right, sure, i mean... count me in, lets do this thing. They took me to the white house and for the some reason, they painted it all in brown. So the people from all corners of the world start showing up, they must have been in the millions and i was honest and straight to them and i told them...ok folks, lets get organized here, could the christians please stand to the right and the satanists keep to the left. but Nobody moved!! ...just like i expected, a real moment of unity here finnaly. It was good to know we were all in the same page. And then Olaf who had been appointed has my right hand man and councelor , wispered in my ear and sayd: Sir.., were gonna need a bigger boat. just as he says that, Roy Scheider comes out of the crowd (out of all people) takes a tomato out of someones poket and trows it right at us on the podium. I emediately made a counter evasive move a la matrix and in slow motion escaped what could have been a serious head injury. George W. Bush who was right behind me, witnessed all the action, noticed the piece of vegetable comming in his direction this time around, tries the same move but with a diferent technique, bends forward and eats the tomato right in the face. DANG!! like a champion. It was pandemonium in washington DC, there was kaos, people were picknicking, i mean...a real end times scenario here. Biblical was the right word for it. Olaf then proceeds to tell me how he had allready foreseen this hole event in a vision from God and reminds me of the famous beast that rises of out of the sea passage in the book of revelation and i thought...right, there was a beast in that Jaws movie, correct!! but the shark didnt have more than one head. If i remember correctly he sufered an head injury towards the end times by the Jew, but thats just because Roy shot him right in his big mouth and made the beast descend down to the pit and bottom of the sea. but...wasnt he allready dead?! Yes, thats correct he sayd..., but remember he came back in Jaws 2 ?! so he wasnt really that dead was he ?! ....unless offcourse they had more than one anti-christ. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 41956103 Japan 06/19/2013 01:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Your a dumbshit that is going crazy because you are starving to death. You are walking dead. You are dead but have a name. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2793762 That's funny, i tought that walking dead was a great show, i really enjoyed that part when they pulled you out of a hole and smacked for 20 minutes. you are really something, what were you doing in that hole anyway?! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 41956103 Japan 06/19/2013 01:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Electro Lux is a live streem broadcast that will feature Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41956103 an exclusive interview with a vampire around 00:00 and also emperor Constantine will be on air to talk about how he caught fleas on a recent trip to the moon with Jesus. [link to www.ustream.tv] |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 42132667 Japan 06/23/2013 03:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jesus is the son of the living and breathing God. the first person to see a breathing spirit was john the dentist in 666 AD. John was removing someone's wisdoom tooth one day and an invisible God came running trought the stairs warning him not to take the mark of beast, for he surely be doomed. John could not see God since he was invisible but assumed that he was breathing heavily and predicting that in the comming of the anti-christ he was going to be forced to receive a mark of his name in the forehead right hand or left foot. So John replied to God who could not see him because obviously spirits have no eyes and if they did, they would be invisible also. Sure lord of the air, but tell me who is the anti-christ ? for i have eard that there are many. and God said, he who denies the father and the son are the antichrist, so pay attention that no one deceves you but me, for i am a liar and the father of all tricks that bible is my work, and remember that when i sayd that i was going to bring false delusions so you too believed a lie, i was telling the truth all allong. For i am the creator of confusion and deceith, so please dont let anyone fool you but me. I and the father are one and the same and that is the truth. Can you see my lungs now? For they are filled with oxigen but you cant see it perhaps because ye are blind to see the truth. But never mind that, go on and remove all their wisdoom teeth allready, for i am soo confused in my own story and tricks, that even i dont know what i am saying. |