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I would never go out with a man who watches porn and/or masturbates.

 
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i don't doubt that you are but this is way out of the norm and you MUST see a gyno at least once a year, right ladies?
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Are you a gyno? Is that why you're pushing this so much?
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no i do real estate but i always assumed that a check up was in order at lleast once a year, RIGHT LADIES?
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Well I don't believe in doctors and vaccines and other stuff.
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then you don't go to the dentist either?
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Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~

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is he right?

do you stink down there?

you have to get regular exams if you are a women, didn't your mom raise you that way?

WTF....
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You guys make me feel like gagging. I am very clean and fresh at all times.
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i don't doubt that you are but this is way out of the norm and you MUST see a gyno at least once a year, right ladies?
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Are you a gyno? Is that why you're pushing this so much?
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have you had sexual intercourse with penetration. i'm trying to be careful with words here and hope that question isn't too much for you.

but if you'd had sex, you should be getting check out by a doctor.
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it's emotionally cheating
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I don't watch porn or masturbate, but emotionally cheating? I think you are a bit far fetched with that conclusion. So what if you were married, is it acceptable for either of the two partners to say no?
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You guys make me feel like gagging. I am very clean and fresh at all times.
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i don't doubt that you are but this is way out of the norm and you MUST see a gyno at least once a year, right ladies?


Are you a gyno? Is that why you're pushing this so much?

have
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sexual intercourse with penetration. i'm trying to be careful
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rds here and hope that question isn't too much for you.

but if you'd had sex, you should be getting check out by a doctor.


exactly...
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Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. ~

Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.~

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~

“When a government is dependent for money upon the bankers, they and not the government leaders control the nation. This is because the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Financiers are without patriotism and without decency.”
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What kind of retarded dogma does this Aussie OP have? Jesus.

We are meant to cum every few days... and sometimes we don't want prudish, missionary only women.

I'd bet this lady doesn't even suck dick.
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i guess you don't use tampons?
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Absolutely gross.
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Get over yourself moran!

Whatever man you end up with who says he does not fapp, is a liar. Simple as that you stupid shit.

Fucking retards on here.
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OP is a dude. He made this thread so he could jerkoff to it.
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OP is a dude. He made this thread so he could jerkoff to it.
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Seems like that to me, he is a man.....
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OP is a dude. He made this thread so he could jerkoff to it.
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either that or 'it' is a tranny and can't make up its mind....

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Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. ~

Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.~

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~

“When a government is dependent for money upon the bankers, they and not the government leaders control the nation. This is because the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Financiers are without patriotism and without decency.”
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Are you a gyno? Is that why you're pushing this so much?
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no i do real estate but i always assumed that a check up was in order at lleast once a year, RIGHT LADIES?
 Quoting: thetrickybigguy


Well I don't believe in doctors and vaccines and other stuff.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 893267

then you don't go to the dentist either?
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I'm self-sufficient. Never really needed medical aid.
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Ok.

TROLL.
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That would be like finding a needle in a haystack.

I think, OP, it would be better to just settle for someone who's not addicted to porn or watches the really sick stuff.
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is he right?

do you stink down there?

you have to get regular exams if you are a women, didn't your mom raise you that way?

WTF....
 Quoting: thetrickybigguy


You guys make me feel like gagging. I am very clean and fresh at all times.
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AND...we're done. OP is definitely bored and trolling.
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Why am I trolling? And aren't you fresh at all times like I am? You sound grossly lazy
angryface
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Actually, you sound gross.

YOU admittedly only put your hands there to wipe and wash.

THAT alon aint enuff, girlie.

And one AC is right, youll always have your cats....following you everywhere and sniffing at you.

"At least you'll always have your cats."
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no i do real estate but i always assumed that a check up was in order at lleast once a year, RIGHT LADIES?
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Well I don't believe in doctors and vaccines and other stuff.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 893267

then you don't go to the dentist either?
 Quoting: thetrickybigguy


I'm self-sufficient. Never really needed medical aid.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 893267


so after five pages let's recap....

don't watch porno

don't beat off

don't see the gyno

don't go to the dentist

you gonna die with the worst breath EVER....

Last Edited by thetrickybigguy on 12/13/2012 01:48 PM
Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. ~

Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.~

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~

“When a government is dependent for money upon the bankers, they and not the government leaders control the nation. This is because the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Financiers are without patriotism and without decency.”
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OP is a dude. He made this thread so he could jerkoff to it.
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Seems like that to me, he is a man.....
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yea well he had to bring it up because none of you fine ladies would even dare lol
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Absolutely gross.
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Get over yourself moran!

Whatever man you end up with who says he does not fapp, is a liar. Simple as that you stupid shit.

Fucking retards on here.
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Exacty, my canananadian fiend, all us morans beat the dolphin and kill babies.

EVERY ONE OF US.

(sp on porpoise)
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you gonna die with the worst breath EVER....


In both mouths.
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not unreasonable - good luck
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OP is a troll. End Thread.

Also she hates masturbation because she craves the baby batter. She loves those huge creamy loads all over her face.
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you gonna die with the worst breath EVER....


In both mouths.
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yup....
Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. ~

Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.~

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~

“When a government is dependent for money upon the bankers, they and not the government leaders control the nation. This is because the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Financiers are without patriotism and without decency.”
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this thread is hilarious, i think op has only been with blow up dolls, they do have male blow up dolls, and its true they would never watch porn or jack off. That or a quadriplegic that's incapable of getting it up of course. How is masturbation gross where you stick your wiener in your hand and not sex with this 300 pound behemoth sticking your wiener in one of her folds trying to find the wet spot. Shes criticizing every man thats ever walked the face of the earth. if this girls actually cute then ya i dont watch porn or spank the monkey either, she should come over and let me borrow her hand for a few minutes
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Tell him to take the NOFAP challenge -_-

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lmao
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Tell him to take the NOFAP challenge -_-

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lmao
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Ive non-fapped when I was lifting weights, but that only lasted for 74 days.

Then every 15 min for a week, if I remember right.
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no i do real estate but i always assumed that a check up was in order at lleast once a year, RIGHT LADIES?
 Quoting: thetrickybigguy


Well I don't believe in doctors and vaccines and other stuff.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 893267

then you don't go to the dentist either?
 Quoting: thetrickybigguy


I'm self-sufficient. Never really needed medical aid.
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Um.....you know I'm trying to understand you, but now you are just gross!!

if you don't see a dentist on a regular basis, your mouth will smell like a swamp next to a sewer. you need to get the calculus scraped off every six months. calculus just builds up even if you floss and brush a 100x a day. i used to be a dental assistant and dreaded when people would come in after years of missing cleaning appt. the smell of calculus build up is horrible. most people that have it don't know they stink.
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Tell him to take the NOFAP challenge -_-

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lmao
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Ive non-fapped when I was lifting weights, but that only lasted for 74 days.

Then every 15 min for a week, if I remember right.
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When I stopped, I won the lottery. Re-grew my hair and didn't have to wear glasses any more.
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Well I don't believe in doctors and vaccines and other stuff.
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then you don't go to the dentist either?
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I'm self-sufficient. Never really needed medical aid.
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Um.....you know I'm trying to understand you, but now you are just gross!!

if you don't see a dentist on a regular basis, your mouth will smell like a swamp next to a sewer. you need to get the calculus scraped off every six months. calculus just builds up even if you floss and brush a 100x a day. i used to be a dental assistant and dreaded when people would come in after years of missing cleaning appt. the smell of calculus build up is horrible. most people that have it don't know they stink.
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and since she doesn't see a dentist on a regular basis you know she doesn't clean her tounge OR floss....

the stench must be absoultely overwhelming....
Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. ~

Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.~

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~

“When a government is dependent for money upon the bankers, they and not the government leaders control the nation. This is because the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Financiers are without patriotism and without decency.”
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When I stopped, I won the lottery. Re-grew my hair and didn't have to wear glasses any more.

Did it stop growing on your palm?
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Tell him to take the NOFAP challenge -_-

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lmao
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Ive non-fapped when I was lifting weights, but that only lasted for 74 days.

Then every 15 min for a week, if I remember right.
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When I stopped, I won the lottery. Re-grew my hair and didn't have to wear glasses any more.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1430199


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