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im looking for vampires, real vampires, i want to be turned,

 
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im looking for vampires, real vampires, i want to be turned,
if anyone can help please reply on this. pleasee, i really want this.
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Re: im looking for vampires, real vampires, i want to be turned,
if anyone can help please reply on this. pleasee, i really want this.
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:Nokidding:
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Re: im looking for vampires, real vampires, i want to be turned,
I know two people that might be able to help you.

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Re: im looking for vampires, real vampires, i want to be turned,
if you are taking this as a joke please dont reply.
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Re: im looking for vampires, real vampires, i want to be turned,
I know two people that might be able to help you.

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who?
i vant to suck your blood
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Lay off the Twilight vampire tard.
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retarded
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Re: im looking for vampires, real vampires, i want to be turned,
Lay off the Twilight vampire tard.
 Quoting: i vant to suck your blood 33589735


yes, i like twilight, but thats not the reason why i want too become one.
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Re: im looking for vampires, real vampires, i want to be turned,
I'd like to be turned by some smoking hot chick while having epic sex.

Yeah.

I could dig that.
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Re: im looking for vampires, real vampires, i want to be turned,
I can turn you into a psychic vampire, but not a bloodsucker...sorry.

Good news is psychic vamps can feed whenever they want, and generally cause less fuss when drawing lifeforce as most aren't even aware of what's happening.
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Re: im looking for vampires, real vampires, i want to be turned,
hmm

How much you be paying vampire for said turning?
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Re: im looking for vampires, real vampires, i want to be turned,
I can turn you into a psychic vampire, but not a bloodsucker...sorry.

Good news is psychic vamps can feed whenever they want, and generally cause less fuss when drawing lifeforce as most aren't even aware of what's happening.
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whats yhe difference between a psychic vampire and a bloodsucking one?
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Re: im looking for vampires, real vampires, i want to be turned,
Imagination is very powerful. You can be swept away into this fantasy... Enjoy!
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Re: im looking for vampires, real vampires, i want to be turned,
hmm

How much you be paying vampire for said turning?
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


not paying.
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Re: im looking for vampires, real vampires, i want to be turned,
hmm

How much you be paying vampire for said turning?
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not paying.
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cruisacula


1rof1


nothings free... everything comes at a price...
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Lay off the Twilight vampire tard.
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you can also suck a dick <3
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Re: im looking for vampires, real vampires, i want to be turned,
hmm

How much you be paying vampire for said turning?
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


not paying.
 Quoting: Ava Smith


cruisacula


1rof1


nothings free... everything comes at a price...
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


well, you're most likely not one. so, dont waste my time.
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02/21/2013 10:42 PM
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Re: im looking for vampires, real vampires, i want to be turned,
if you are taking this as a joke please dont reply.
 Quoting: Ava Smith


Go talk to Bram Stoker
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Re: im looking for vampires, real vampires, i want to be turned,
if you are taking this as a joke please dont reply.
 Quoting: Ava Smith


Go talk to Bram Stoker
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whose that?
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02/21/2013 10:43 PM
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Re: im looking for vampires, real vampires, i want to be turned,
hmm

How much you be paying vampire for said turning?
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


not paying.
 Quoting: Ava Smith


:cruisacula:


1rof1


nothings free... everything comes at a price...
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


well, you're most likely not one. so, dont waste my time.
 Quoting: Ava Smith

youre supposed to offer your soul i believe
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if you are taking this as a joke please dont reply.
 Quoting: Ava Smith


Go talk to Bram Stoker
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whose that?
 Quoting: Ava Smith


Fail
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not paying.
 Quoting: Ava Smith


cruisacula


1rof1


nothings free... everything comes at a price...
 Quoting: Dr. Acula


well, you're most likely not one. so, dont waste my time.
 Quoting: Ava Smith

youre supposed to offer your soul i believe
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why would i want to offer my soul?
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Re: im looking for vampires, real vampires, i want to be turned,
read "nox umbra"
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Re: im looking for vampires, real vampires, i want to be turned,
I can turn you into a psychic vampire, but not a bloodsucker...sorry.

Good news is psychic vamps can feed whenever they want, and generally cause less fuss when drawing lifeforce as most aren't even aware of what's happening.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34918615


whats yhe difference between a psychic vampire and a bloodsucking one?
 Quoting: Ava Smith


A lot less mess with a psychic vampire

no blood
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Re: im looking for vampires, real vampires, i want to be turned,
if you are taking this as a joke please dont reply.
 Quoting: Ava Smith


Go talk to Bram Stoker
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32538141


whose that?
 Quoting: Ava Smith


Fail
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34902527


?
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Re: im looking for vampires, real vampires, i want to be turned,
if you are taking this as a joke please dont reply.
 Quoting: Ava Smith


Go talk to Bram Stoker
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32538141


whose that?
 Quoting: Ava Smith


He can help you

he knows a heap about vampires
Ava Smith (OP)

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Re: im looking for vampires, real vampires, i want to be turned,
I can turn you into a psychic vampire, but not a bloodsucker...sorry.

Good news is psychic vamps can feed whenever they want, and generally cause less fuss when drawing lifeforce as most aren't even aware of what's happening.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34918615


whats yhe difference between a psychic vampire and a bloodsucking one?
 Quoting: Ava Smith


A lot less mess with a psychic vampire

no blood
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32538141


will i be immortal?
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Re: im looking for vampires, real vampires, i want to be turned,
Go hang out on the Santa Cruz beach boardwalk after hours. You'll find some hanging out there.
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if you are taking this as a joke please dont reply.
 Quoting: Ava Smith


Go talk to Bram Stoker
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32538141


whose that?
 Quoting: Ava Smith


He can help you

he knows a heap about vampires
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32538141


how do i look him up or whatever?

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