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CitizenPerth User ID: 78315427 Australia 02/21/2020 05:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's life as we know it, but only just. [link to citizenperth.wordpress.com] sic ut vos es vos should exsisto , denego alius vicis facio vos change , exsisto youself , proprie |
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Zovalex User ID: 77432258 United States 02/21/2020 05:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Great post! Although satirical (from a man’s point of view), you made an excellent point that I hadn’t thought of: WRITE DOWN all contacts names and numbers on paper. . “Mental slavery is the worst form of slavery. It gives you the illusion of freedom, makes you trust, love, and defend your oppressor, while making an enemy of those who are trying to free you or open your eyes.” -Fiyah “None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.” -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe “You have been programmed to resist the very person that is here to set you free, from the prison of your Mind... You are not free... everything you are has been manufactured by Minds that have not your best interest. You are imprisoned by beliefs and not reality. Religions are mental programs to imprison your Mind.” -SOL |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 59029940 United States 02/21/2020 05:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm sorry, are you offended?? I think this is my 2nd thread ever, lol. Just being silly. Hardly offended. I mean it's mildly amusing, but when so many are trying to provide useful information, it seems odd. Only 2% identify as bushcraft, homesteader, prepper folks. This equates to massive carnage, starvation, dehydratin, sickness, etc in a global pandemic. Joking will dissuade many to prepare. It's the opposite of the desired effect. |
88 (OP) User ID: 76930440 United States 02/21/2020 05:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Great post! Quoting: Zovalex Although satirical (from a man’s point of view), you made an excellent point that I hadn’t thought of: WRITE DOWN all contacts names and numbers on paper. . Thank you Zovalex! I'm glad I helped you think of something you hadn't thought of. I realized I don't know anyone's phone numbers anymore so will be writing my contacts down soon. |
88 (OP) User ID: 76930440 United States 02/21/2020 05:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm sorry, are you offended?? I think this is my 2nd thread ever, lol. Just being silly. Hardly offended. I mean it's mildly amusing, but when so many are trying to provide useful information, it seems odd. Only 2% identify as bushcraft, homesteader, prepper folks. This equates to massive carnage, starvation, dehydratin, sickness, etc in a global pandemic. Joking will dissuade many to prepare. It's the opposite of the desired effect. You make a great point which I hadn't thought of. I'm actually a very anxious, prissy girl and my husband isn't a prepper/survivalist and it scares me to death. I've been feeling helpless and kind of depressed about this virus and when that happens, I deal with it by being funny. It's how my family always dealt with serious things. But I think some females will understand and get a kick out of it because I believe some of us truly think this way to a point. Stay safe AC! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 78475634 United States 02/21/2020 06:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Toothpicks...lots of toothpicks. If you try to eat roasted squirrel from a regular plate along with a knife and fork, it feels like a joke of a meal. If you serve the meat on toothpicks instead, it becomes a nice little high class treat. Raise your pinky finger in the air and also have a wine glass full of rain water in your other hand while doing it to increase your perception of civility. Also, carry a simple BIC lighter. Useful for starting fires, but more importantly it can be used along with the bug spray to torch the guy you have wrapped up in your volleyball net. Buy pants that are looser than normal in the hip and crotch area. It's hard to run away from bad guys if you have a swollen diaper and you're wearing skinny jeans. Buy more sunscreen than you think you will need. Remember, shaved pets need their skin protected from the sun too. |
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88 (OP) User ID: 76930440 United States 02/21/2020 06:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Toothpicks...lots of toothpicks. If you try to eat roasted squirrel from a regular plate along with a knife and fork, it feels like a joke of a meal. If you serve the meat on toothpicks instead, it becomes a nice little high class treat. Raise your pinky finger in the air and also have a wine glass full of rain water in your other hand while doing it to increase your perception of civility. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78475634 Also, carry a simple BIC lighter. Useful for starting fires, but more importantly it can be used along with the bug spray to torch the guy you have wrapped up in your volleyball net. Buy pants that are looser than normal in the hip and crotch area. It's hard to run away from bad guys if you have a swollen diaper and you're wearing skinny jeans. Buy more sunscreen than you think you will need. Remember, shaved pets need their skin protected from the sun too. Ha ha! Love this!! Lol. Perhaps I'll keep one silver-plated platter for my toothpicked squirrel dinner. Swollen diaper and skinny jeans! lol. Great point about pets! Did not even think of sunscreen for my 3 kitties. |
Only Me Strawberry Girl User ID: 12651613 United States 02/21/2020 06:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm bringing out the good plates. We'll dining in style, even if it is just rice and beans. Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78474764 Canada 02/21/2020 06:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I think you can view it here... [link to imgur.com (secure)] If not, let me know. |
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88 (OP) User ID: 76930440 United States 02/21/2020 06:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I think you can view it here... [link to imgur.com (secure)] If not, let me know. Love that!! Should have them made to sell to us GLPers |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78474764 Canada 02/21/2020 06:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I think you can view it here... [link to imgur.com (secure)] If not, let me know. Love that!! Should have them made to sell to us GLPers It would be hard to miss... IF you were another glper' :-) |