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The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.

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I like you Martin...you are nice, and positive. Most sheep are zombies, like robotic automatons.
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I was asking Astrea if she knew about if there is a ZERO point. I did'nt know she was a he.
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Oh sorry Ac...you know sometimes I'm like who are they speaking too on here. lol I think Astrea is a guy then again I could be wrong.

hf
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Yes, this is correct, here I am I human male...
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Nice to meet you Astrea. Thanks for answering me.
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01/04/2012 10:17 PM
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
That's nothing, I like ALL TYPES OF SHEEP Because I AM SUPERIOR to anyone who is INFERIOR (that means mean and impolite) to me.

I like robosheep, clonesheep, cybersheep, religisheep, doomsheep, wannabeillumisheep,... Gah...

Here listen to a song about yall, and know that I love you all. Because that makes me superior to anyone who doesn't love you as much as me.



And also, I love me, because I hate myself and that means I am superior TWICE AS MUCH as someone who isn't me hating myself.

Stick around, later I may graduate to loving everyone so much I am allowed to blaspheme the creator. Nicely of course.

God, I love to hate you.
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I could feel bad vibes. I didn't know why. If that is worth anything.. trying
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I did not sleep a wink last night. My body may have received rest but my mind was in full concert with a multitude of things going on all around us. I call the ones that don't make sense disturbances,intrusions in our minds to cause us confusion. There is only but one thing that matters Egypt...
Motive of the Heart & it's up to each of US to decide what the Motives of our Heart will be.

Marty/gd2balive
 Quoting: Keeping Watch 1322872


I think you picked up on my sarcasm.. what I really mean is. sorry about that. I felt it was.. hopeless at that point in time.
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
I mean, not about the comment I responded to. a while back.
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01/04/2012 10:19 PM
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sheep
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Remember, I LOOOOOOVE you.

So FUCK YOU!
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[link to www.youtube.com]
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01/04/2012 10:21 PM
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Wait for it, irony still incoming...




















Monkey see, monkey do.























God see, Monkey die.
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
And that is the point of zero.
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01/04/2012 10:22 PM
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I like you Martin...you are nice, and positive. Most sheep are zombies, like robotic automatons.
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Nice, back handed compliment.

Like, when people say, "you've lost weight, good, you were getting pretty fat there, but I'd didn't want to say anything, that might make you feel bad."

Or

"You look good, man, you were looking pretty rough there for a minute..."

Uhm...thanks?

Who are you anyway? I thought I had a lock on passive/aggressive, but dayum you got this!
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
At this point, if you still think you speak for God, fuck you and die.

And you're fired.

Love you.
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01/04/2012 10:23 PM
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
Wait for it, irony still incoming...

Is that why you are loving people a bit more now?

















Monkey see, monkey do.























God see, Monkey die.
 Quoting: Shrike
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01/04/2012 10:24 PM
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
I never said I spoke for god. people told me I did.. I won't go into it.

hf
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
I never said I spoke for god. people told me I did.. I won't go into it.

hf
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Still love you. Just less. Know that I don't hate you because you are inferior, I just love you less.

Wait, PEOPLE told you that you spoke for God?

Are you going to tell me you believed them?
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
At this point, if you still think you speak for God, fuck you and die.

And you're fired.

Love you.
 Quoting: Shrike


sheep parrot rotteness too, they follow others to try and sound tough.
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
By the way, I hate to love, and love to hate.
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
I never said I spoke for god. people told me I did.. I won't go into it.

hf
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Still love you. Just less. Know that I don't hate you because you are inferior, I just love you less.

Wait, PEOPLE told you that you spoke for God?

Are you going to tell me you believed them?
 Quoting: Shrike


No.. let me put it this way. if someone tries to stick a whisk in your brain and and scramble your brain when this is your brain on drugs is happening at the same time plus all that other stuff. How would you react? kinda surprised and and bewildered with the grand scope of the situation, just looking for lovely lady.
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
sheep parrot rotteness too, they follow others to try and sound tough.
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Rotten sheeparrots are tough?

So for someone who people think speak for God, you'll surely be able to tell me this...







What's tougher, two sheeparrots, or one robosheep.

I love you, so you're allowed to answer wrong. As long as you do it nicely.
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
No.. let me put it this way. if someone tries to stick a whisk in your brain and and scramble your brain when this is your brain on drugs is happening at the same time plus all that other stuff. How would you react? kinda surprised and and bewildered with the grand scope of the situation, just looking for lovely lady.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7391678


We are not in the "I just want a nice lady stage". Our justification for doing whatever the fuck we want is based upon being nice and making each other not feel like fluffy balls of nothing.

So... fuck you. nicely of course.
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01/04/2012 10:33 PM
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By the way, I may speak for God, because of the following:

1. People told me I am God
2. People want me to speak for God
3. I do it nicely, except for when I don't
4. When I don't do it nicely, it's only because I need a nice lady
5. Fuck you
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
6. I happen to be God
7. Fuck you again. In a Godlike manner of course.
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
so you are being mind controlled...there is always someone trying to control others. I broke free from all that.
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
sheep parrot rotteness too, they follow others to try and sound tough.
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Rotten sheeparrots are tough?

So for someone who people think speak for God, you'll surely be able to tell me this...







What's tougher, two sheeparrots, or one robosheep.

I love you, so you're allowed to answer wrong. As long as you do it nicely.
 Quoting: Shrike


you think you scare us with your F words? It takes much more will power to resist ever saying them.
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01/04/2012 10:37 PM
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
so you are being mind controlled...there is always someone trying to control others. I broke free from all that.
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People tell you that you speak for God, and you do..

But I mention that I am God, and I'm mind controlled?

Refer to #'s 6 and 7.
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
I was asking Astrea if she knew about if there is a ZERO point. I did'nt know she was a he.
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Oh sorry Ac...you know sometimes I'm like who are they speaking too on here. lol I think Astrea is a guy then again I could be wrong.


 Quoting: ~Angels~


Yes, this is correct, here I am I human male...
 Quoting: Astræa 2823719


Essentially 'God' is more 'Goddess'...if that makes sense...
 Quoting: Astræa 2823719


No, none whatsoever.

5a

^Not my God!^
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
you think you scare us with your F words? It takes much more will power to resist ever saying them.
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Yes, you are terrified. But if I am mind controlled, I don't know any better right?

Wait for it, I am going to not say FUCK in capital letters one hundred times until you die of fright at my will power.













































You dead yet?
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01/04/2012 10:40 PM
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Wait for it, irony still incoming...

Is that why you are loving people a bit more now?

















Monkey see, monkey do.























God see, Monkey die.
 Quoting: Shrike

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So, mind controlled sheeparrot cussword terrorist, tell me this.... Were you trying to speak for me here, or do you not think or type outside the "box"...
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01/04/2012 10:46 PM
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You know, it seems to me, that if you think people can tell you that you speak for God, and you BELIEVE THAT THAT IS ENOUGH PROOF TO GO AHEAD AND DO IT, that you should have no problem with someone claiming to BE GOD. Seeing as you're already the idiot saying he says whatever YOU say.

But then again if I KNEW, really KNEW I was the middleman, and not God, I would want a good excuse. Or at least an excuse that fools most of the people most of the time.

And as long as God was a person too, I could always act like he was just a middleman as well. But then I wouldn't tell you what I'm telling you now, would I.

I'd probably make a diversion about how God uses naughty words, and should know better. Because that's what people told me. Naughty words are from tha debbil!
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Re: The Illuminati was made a offer they couldn't refuse.
No i accidentally typed that there, truth be told.





GLP