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If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012

 
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Since all of you guys will be ascending, how about getting rid of all your worldly possessions now. Home, cars, boats, money, personal items, etc. Just give them away since you won't be needing them. Email me on 12-20-12 and I'll gladly take them off your hands. So hurry up cause time is running short!

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There is only one way.


Be born in spirit.

Jesus Christ one must be born in spirit to enter the kingdom of heaven,

How does one become born again. Simple


Pray

Father I come before in the name of Jesus Christ to ask you for forgiveness of my sins, Jesus I accept your gift of salvation and you as my savior come into my heart. That I may be born in your spirit. In the name Jesus Christ I pray.


Be filled with his spirit and pray that you may be found worthy before the lord to ascend/rapture before this event takes place. That is the only way. Being born by God's spirit.
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Keep ho ping. It wont happen tho :-(
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I have all 9 of them

hf
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the world will split into two worlds

the light world

and

the dark world
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23018191


a cosmic cannabis cloud will engulf the solar system, those that hold their breath are going to black out and those that inhale are going on a YYEEaah dude high.
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If you have atleast 3 or more of these symptons, you will most likely ascend by December 23rd 2012 via the spiritual stargate:


1. Not finding pleasure in materialistic desires (like shoppings, cars, gadgets etc) anymore

2. You are distressed about the fact the whole world is run by a few corrupt elite exploiting the masses both physically, mentally and spiritually

3. Have the feeling that time is speeding up

4. Have irregular sleep patterns

5. Don't keep up with the manipulated mainstream news anymore

6. Not satisfied with TV or movies anymore

7. Don't feel like working as a corporate slave anymore

8. Don't like "small talk" with fake people anymore

9. Have rediscovered a childish love for nature and animals


Feel free to post anymore weird "symptoms" I might have forgot to put here.

abduct
 Quoting: Enki 23343757


You read my mind! It's good to know there is more than one of us. Let's start a revolution!
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
If you have atleast 3 or more of these symptons, you will most likely ascend by December 23rd 2012 via the spiritual stargate:


1. Not finding pleasure in materialistic desires (like shoppings, cars, gadgets etc) anymore

2. You are distressed about the fact the whole world is run by a few corrupt elite exploiting the masses both physically, mentally and spiritually

3. Have the feeling that time is speeding up

4. Have irregular sleep patterns

5. Don't keep up with the manipulated mainstream news anymore

6. Not satisfied with TV or movies anymore

7. Don't feel like working as a corporate slave anymore

8. Don't like "small talk" with fake people anymore

9. Have rediscovered a childish love for nature and animals


Feel free to post anymore weird "symptoms" I might have forgot to put here.

abduct
 Quoting: Enki 23343757


You read my mind! It's good to know there is more than one of us. Let's start a revolution!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12430998


or at least a club
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
If you have atleast 3 or more of these symptons, you will most likely ascend by December 23rd 2012 via the spiritual stargate:


1. Not finding pleasure in materialistic desires (like shoppings, cars, gadgets etc) anymore

2. You are distressed about the fact the whole world is run by a few corrupt elite exploiting the masses both physically, mentally and spiritually

3. Have the feeling that time is speeding up

4. Have irregular sleep patterns

5. Don't keep up with the manipulated mainstream news anymore

6. Not satisfied with TV or movies anymore

7. Don't feel like working as a corporate slave anymore

8. Don't like "small talk" with fake people anymore

9. Have rediscovered a childish love for nature and animals


Feel free to post anymore weird "symptoms" I might have forgot to put here.

abduct
 Quoting: Enki 23343757


Whats your source?huffy
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Hmmm I have 4 of those, but I love my job and who I work for...the nature thing is very strong with me, I have literally been caught by co-workers carrying a green fly through several doors and down 4 flights of stairs so It could be free- lol.

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If you have some or all you would already be ascended.
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I have lived with greed and selfishness for half a lifetime, only being treated well when i was "making money", my mother will hopefully burn in hell for all the misery put upon us by the man she married. Both only care about money and the material things, both think that a douchebag cheater like Tiger Woods is high on their list of who's great simply because he golfs well, or used to. It is disgusting how people will lie, cheat and steal and then try to hold their heads up in honor for those actions, oh the irony!! Nothing in this world is good except the love we share, which covers a large spectrum.
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Don't despair. You have other family that you will meet along your path, a spiritual family.
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
Apart from the fact that i enjoy my s3 and im having loads of fun with far cry 3, im good to go!!
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the world will split into two worlds

the light world

and

the dark world
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I think this is bullshit, as there must be at least one person in this fucked up world who is completely even, 50 50 all the way, light and dark in even measures, so what for them?

Were will they go! The dark world or light world theory does not have much grounds I believe.

What I think it will be will be you will create your own environment, and like will go to like, there will be more than 2 choices light and dark, black and white, fuck that, I would get bored spending to much time in one or the other, I would like to be able to play in the dirt when I so choose but still have the sky to fly... Ya get me.
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
Please go, all, Ascend, go on another Earth, do whatever you want...

I'll stay and try to fix this world.

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I'm ready to roll. Let's go!

I'm wondering if this is a choice thing...either conscious or subconscious?

Just hoping everyone gets what they most desire, that would be nice.

Cheers!
Great Spirit, make me ready, for that last sunset, and my Spirit will come to you without shame.
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If you have atleast 3 or more of these symptons, you will most likely ascend by December 23rd 2012 via the spiritual stargate:


1. Not finding pleasure in materialistic desires (like shoppings, cars, gadgets etc) anymore

2. You are distressed about the fact the whole world is run by a few corrupt elite exploiting the masses both physically, mentally and spiritually

3. Have the feeling that time is speeding up

4. Have irregular sleep patterns

5. Don't keep up with the manipulated mainstream news anymore

6. Not satisfied with TV or movies anymore

7. Don't feel like working as a corporate slave anymore

8. Don't like "small talk" with fake people anymore

9. Have rediscovered a childish love for nature and animals


Feel free to post anymore weird "symptoms" I might have forgot to put here.

abduct
 Quoting: Enki 23343757


Sounds like the symptoms of spending too much time on GLP.

If only the other was true.
Within the surreal depths of "reality" lies the truth.
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Yes I have all of them buuuuut, I'm a muslim. Is this something like rapture where only good christians can join or do we have the right to ascend?
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Yes I have all of them buuuuut, I'm a muslim. Is this something like rapture where only good christians can join or do we have the right to ascend?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22468181


God is looking for those who love him. If he's looking for religious affiliation first..then..that pretty much leaves everyone out. Do you know how many KINDS of Christians there are??!

And..just for the record..there is no ascension (just so you know)..but there is relationship and the promise to be with you always..regardless of what happens.

And thats..enough. :o)
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I have all of those symptoms - and it really bothers me.

Has taken all the FUN out of life - not interested in holidays, even my daughters upcoming wedding - she is so excited - and while I am happy for her? I have about zero interest in the whole thing.

I take pleasure in my garden, taking care of stray dogs and cats, and a good cup of coffee is nice . . . but even food has lost it's appeal. Not hungry most of the time - and food doesn't taste as good as it used too. As I am a slender woman, don't need to lose weight - this is something I must fight.

I wonder if we are all suffering from depression brought on by breathing the crap that they have been spraying - or maybe I am just getting OLD -

I dunno - ready for a change tho.

hf
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
8 out of 9 but I don't buy into this idea because I'm a Christian...I used to embrace the New Age, but I've been led back to Christ and God. I agree something major is coming because God has sent us signs and I've been seeing personal signs as well. God Bless us all and I hope you all find your way back to God and Jesus also.
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
If you have atleast 3 or more of these symptons, you will most likely ascend by December 23rd 2012 via the spiritual stargate:


1. Not finding pleasure in materialistic desires (like shoppings, cars, gadgets etc) anymore

2. You are distressed about the fact the whole world is run by a few corrupt elite exploiting the masses both physically, mentally and spiritually

3. Have the feeling that time is speeding up

4. Have irregular sleep patterns

5. Don't keep up with the manipulated mainstream news anymore

6. Not satisfied with TV or movies anymore

7. Don't feel like working as a corporate slave anymore

8. Don't like "small talk" with fake people anymore

9. Have rediscovered a childish love for nature and animals


Feel free to post anymore weird "symptoms" I might have forgot to put here.

abduct
 Quoting: Enki 23343757


should I pack a bag? Doe's this mean that we get out of here with our bodies?Is that what you are saying? Hows this work?
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Other than I sleep pretty regular, Im good.

I do enjoy some movies tho, but all the good tv shows are dead...except Doctor Who!
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I got all, except the irregular sleeping pattern. Always sleep in the same time, and same amount
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
Uh...all these "symptoms" sound a lot like depression.
Throw in "I'm going to ascend because I don't like doing the things I used to, have a negative outlook on the world, and can't sleep"------THAT sounds like psychotic depression.
Whatever gets you through it I guess....
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Have them all, except #1 (to a certain degree).

Still spending money like it's water, but don't care. The thrill of a new toy/car/gadget/expensive whatever doesn't last long.

However, I've spent a shit-ton of money this year on seminars, self-improvement books and programs, travel, and seemed to get more longer-lived pleasure out of that. Also figured I might as well donate to the charities of my choice this year before Obozo decides who to give it to on my behalf next year.
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I have ALL of them. Guess I'm good to go
ohyeah
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I noticed that people around me are also becoming this way. It's crazy to see this happening all around me. I love it.

I am happy for you and all who are realizing or have realized this already.

Love to all, seems times are changing.

11:11
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Be careful, because 11:11 is a message sent by Satan.

Yes, Satan can send messages like that to people. He is a deceiver.
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cant there be just one thread that isn`t poisoned by
religion?
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Yes I have all of them buuuuut, I'm a muslim. Is this something like rapture where only good christians can join or do we have the right to ascend?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22468181


Ah well noone is perfect ,except me5a
Del Boy: All the things that we've ever got out of life have come from my intelligence and my foresight
Rodney: Well, I'm glad somebody's owned up, ....He who dares wins Rodders
...eekerstard also
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
If you have atleast 3 or more of these symptons, you will most likely ascend by December 23rd 2012 via the spiritual stargate:


1. Not finding pleasure in materialistic desires (like shoppings, cars, gadgets etc) anymore

2. You are distressed about the fact the whole world is run by a few corrupt elite exploiting the masses both physically, mentally and spiritually

3. Have the feeling that time is speeding up

4. Have irregular sleep patterns

5. Don't keep up with the manipulated mainstream news anymore

6. Not satisfied with TV or movies anymore

7. Don't feel like working as a corporate slave anymore

8. Don't like "small talk" with fake people anymore

9. Have rediscovered a childish love for nature and animals


Feel free to post anymore weird "symptoms" I might have forgot to put here.

abduct
 Quoting: Enki 23343757


How would you know, cockbrain?
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
If you have atleast 3 or more of these symptons, you will most likely ascend by December 23rd 2012 via the spiritual stargate:


1. Not finding pleasure in materialistic desires (like shoppings, cars, gadgets etc) anymore

2. You are distressed about the fact the whole world is run by a few corrupt elite exploiting the masses both physically, mentally and spiritually

3. Have the feeling that time is speeding up

4. Have irregular sleep patterns

5. Don't keep up with the manipulated mainstream news anymore

6. Not satisfied with TV or movies anymore

7. Don't feel like working as a corporate slave anymore

8. Don't like "small talk" with fake people anymore

9. Have rediscovered a childish love for nature and animals


Feel free to post anymore weird "symptoms" I might have forgot to put here.

abduct
 Quoting: Enki 23343757


Believe it or not, every one of them is how I've been feeling for the past couple of years now.
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same here plus one more sympton ear buzzing a lot more frequent and the body is weaker than before like if we dont have needs from the body anymore ...
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Re: If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012
I guess my last post will be on 12/22/2012! It's been fun.
I hit 'em all.

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