If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012 | |
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Semper Fi User ID: 6875630 United States 12/05/2012 02:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There is only one way. Be born in spirit. Jesus Christ one must be born in spirit to enter the kingdom of heaven, How does one become born again. Simple Pray Father I come before in the name of Jesus Christ to ask you for forgiveness of my sins, Jesus I accept your gift of salvation and you as my savior come into my heart. That I may be born in your spirit. In the name Jesus Christ I pray. Be filled with his spirit and pray that you may be found worthy before the lord to ascend/rapture before this event takes place. That is the only way. Being born by God's spirit. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 12430998 United States 12/05/2012 02:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you have atleast 3 or more of these symptons, you will most likely ascend by December 23rd 2012 via the spiritual stargate: Quoting: Enki 23343757 1. Not finding pleasure in materialistic desires (like shoppings, cars, gadgets etc) anymore 2. You are distressed about the fact the whole world is run by a few corrupt elite exploiting the masses both physically, mentally and spiritually 3. Have the feeling that time is speeding up 4. Have irregular sleep patterns 5. Don't keep up with the manipulated mainstream news anymore 6. Not satisfied with TV or movies anymore 7. Don't feel like working as a corporate slave anymore 8. Don't like "small talk" with fake people anymore 9. Have rediscovered a childish love for nature and animals Feel free to post anymore weird "symptoms" I might have forgot to put here. You read my mind! It's good to know there is more than one of us. Let's start a revolution! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 6383062 United States 12/05/2012 02:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you have atleast 3 or more of these symptons, you will most likely ascend by December 23rd 2012 via the spiritual stargate: Quoting: Enki 23343757 1. Not finding pleasure in materialistic desires (like shoppings, cars, gadgets etc) anymore 2. You are distressed about the fact the whole world is run by a few corrupt elite exploiting the masses both physically, mentally and spiritually 3. Have the feeling that time is speeding up 4. Have irregular sleep patterns 5. Don't keep up with the manipulated mainstream news anymore 6. Not satisfied with TV or movies anymore 7. Don't feel like working as a corporate slave anymore 8. Don't like "small talk" with fake people anymore 9. Have rediscovered a childish love for nature and animals Feel free to post anymore weird "symptoms" I might have forgot to put here. You read my mind! It's good to know there is more than one of us. Let's start a revolution! or at least a club |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 25091830 United States 12/05/2012 02:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you have atleast 3 or more of these symptons, you will most likely ascend by December 23rd 2012 via the spiritual stargate: Quoting: Enki 23343757 1. Not finding pleasure in materialistic desires (like shoppings, cars, gadgets etc) anymore 2. You are distressed about the fact the whole world is run by a few corrupt elite exploiting the masses both physically, mentally and spiritually 3. Have the feeling that time is speeding up 4. Have irregular sleep patterns 5. Don't keep up with the manipulated mainstream news anymore 6. Not satisfied with TV or movies anymore 7. Don't feel like working as a corporate slave anymore 8. Don't like "small talk" with fake people anymore 9. Have rediscovered a childish love for nature and animals Feel free to post anymore weird "symptoms" I might have forgot to put here. Whats your source? |
optimusprimate User ID: 8479526 Canada 12/05/2012 02:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hmmm I have 4 of those, but I love my job and who I work for...the nature thing is very strong with me, I have literally been caught by co-workers carrying a green fly through several doors and down 4 flights of stairs so It could be free- lol. Last Edited by optimusprimate on 12/05/2012 02:27 AM Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? ~Epicurus 33 A.D I am being held down by four greys as i type this ~ Florence 2015 A.D |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 27352798 United States 12/05/2012 02:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have lived with greed and selfishness for half a lifetime, only being treated well when i was "making money", my mother will hopefully burn in hell for all the misery put upon us by the man she married. Both only care about money and the material things, both think that a douchebag cheater like Tiger Woods is high on their list of who's great simply because he golfs well, or used to. It is disgusting how people will lie, cheat and steal and then try to hold their heads up in honor for those actions, oh the irony!! Nothing in this world is good except the love we share, which covers a large spectrum. Quoting: Mwalk Don't despair. You have other family that you will meet along your path, a spiritual family. |
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acuk User ID: 29120007 United Kingdom 12/05/2012 03:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | the world will split into two worlds Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23018191 the light world and the dark world I think this is bullshit, as there must be at least one person in this fucked up world who is completely even, 50 50 all the way, light and dark in even measures, so what for them? Were will they go! The dark world or light world theory does not have much grounds I believe. What I think it will be will be you will create your own environment, and like will go to like, there will be more than 2 choices light and dark, black and white, fuck that, I would get bored spending to much time in one or the other, I would like to be able to play in the dirt when I so choose but still have the sky to fly... Ya get me. |
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Raveninns User ID: 28654409 Canada 12/05/2012 03:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm ready to roll. Let's go! I'm wondering if this is a choice thing...either conscious or subconscious? Just hoping everyone gets what they most desire, that would be nice. Cheers! Great Spirit, make me ready, for that last sunset, and my Spirit will come to you without shame. |
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SaveUSa User ID: 21010731 United States 12/05/2012 03:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you have atleast 3 or more of these symptons, you will most likely ascend by December 23rd 2012 via the spiritual stargate: Quoting: Enki 23343757 1. Not finding pleasure in materialistic desires (like shoppings, cars, gadgets etc) anymore 2. You are distressed about the fact the whole world is run by a few corrupt elite exploiting the masses both physically, mentally and spiritually 3. Have the feeling that time is speeding up 4. Have irregular sleep patterns 5. Don't keep up with the manipulated mainstream news anymore 6. Not satisfied with TV or movies anymore 7. Don't feel like working as a corporate slave anymore 8. Don't like "small talk" with fake people anymore 9. Have rediscovered a childish love for nature and animals Feel free to post anymore weird "symptoms" I might have forgot to put here. Sounds like the symptoms of spending too much time on GLP. If only the other was true. Within the surreal depths of "reality" lies the truth. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 17268859 United States 12/05/2012 03:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yes I have all of them buuuuut, I'm a muslim. Is this something like rapture where only good christians can join or do we have the right to ascend? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22468181 Yes I have all of them buuuuut, I'm a muslim. Is this something like rapture where only good christians can join or do we have the right to ascend? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22468181 God is looking for those who love him. If he's looking for religious affiliation first..then..that pretty much leaves everyone out. Do you know how many KINDS of Christians there are??! And..just for the record..there is no ascension (just so you know)..but there is relationship and the promise to be with you always..regardless of what happens. And thats..enough. :o) |
eleyna2012 User ID: 26756823 United States 12/05/2012 04:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have all of those symptoms - and it really bothers me. Has taken all the FUN out of life - not interested in holidays, even my daughters upcoming wedding - she is so excited - and while I am happy for her? I have about zero interest in the whole thing. I take pleasure in my garden, taking care of stray dogs and cats, and a good cup of coffee is nice . . . but even food has lost it's appeal. Not hungry most of the time - and food doesn't taste as good as it used too. As I am a slender woman, don't need to lose weight - this is something I must fight. I wonder if we are all suffering from depression brought on by breathing the crap that they have been spraying - or maybe I am just getting OLD - I dunno - ready for a change tho. |
He Is Risen Indeed User ID: 28631986 United States 12/05/2012 04:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 8 out of 9 but I don't buy into this idea because I'm a Christian...I used to embrace the New Age, but I've been led back to Christ and God. I agree something major is coming because God has sent us signs and I've been seeing personal signs as well. God Bless us all and I hope you all find your way back to God and Jesus also. |
Mi'Kmaq User ID: 906655 Puerto Rico 12/05/2012 04:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you have atleast 3 or more of these symptons, you will most likely ascend by December 23rd 2012 via the spiritual stargate: Quoting: Enki 23343757 1. Not finding pleasure in materialistic desires (like shoppings, cars, gadgets etc) anymore 2. You are distressed about the fact the whole world is run by a few corrupt elite exploiting the masses both physically, mentally and spiritually 3. Have the feeling that time is speeding up 4. Have irregular sleep patterns 5. Don't keep up with the manipulated mainstream news anymore 6. Not satisfied with TV or movies anymore 7. Don't feel like working as a corporate slave anymore 8. Don't like "small talk" with fake people anymore 9. Have rediscovered a childish love for nature and animals Feel free to post anymore weird "symptoms" I might have forgot to put here. should I pack a bag? Doe's this mean that we get out of here with our bodies?Is that what you are saying? Hows this work? |
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CripplingLies User ID: 5010858 Brazil 12/05/2012 04:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I got all, except the irregular sleeping pattern. Always sleep in the same time, and same amount |
galactic butterfly User ID: 20510276 Canada 12/05/2012 04:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Uh...all these "symptoms" sound a lot like depression. Throw in "I'm going to ascend because I don't like doing the things I used to, have a negative outlook on the world, and can't sleep"------THAT sounds like psychotic depression. Whatever gets you through it I guess.... |
MLM Dude User ID: 5021354 United States 12/05/2012 04:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Have them all, except #1 (to a certain degree). Still spending money like it's water, but don't care. The thrill of a new toy/car/gadget/expensive whatever doesn't last long. However, I've spent a shit-ton of money this year on seminars, self-improvement books and programs, travel, and seemed to get more longer-lived pleasure out of that. Also figured I might as well donate to the charities of my choice this year before Obozo decides who to give it to on my behalf next year. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 29155219 Canada 12/05/2012 04:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I noticed that people around me are also becoming this way. It's crazy to see this happening all around me. I love it. I am happy for you and all who are realizing or have realized this already. Love to all, seems times are changing. 11:11 Be careful, because 11:11 is a message sent by Satan. Yes, Satan can send messages like that to people. He is a deceiver. cant there be just one thread that isn`t poisoned by religion? |
nibiflex User ID: 14206031 United Kingdom 12/05/2012 04:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yes I have all of them buuuuut, I'm a muslim. Is this something like rapture where only good christians can join or do we have the right to ascend? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22468181 Ah well noone is perfect ,except me Del Boy: All the things that we've ever got out of life have come from my intelligence and my foresight Rodney: Well, I'm glad somebody's owned up, ....He who dares wins Rodders ...eekerstard also |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 24394728 Austria 12/05/2012 04:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you have atleast 3 or more of these symptons, you will most likely ascend by December 23rd 2012 via the spiritual stargate: Quoting: Enki 23343757 1. Not finding pleasure in materialistic desires (like shoppings, cars, gadgets etc) anymore 2. You are distressed about the fact the whole world is run by a few corrupt elite exploiting the masses both physically, mentally and spiritually 3. Have the feeling that time is speeding up 4. Have irregular sleep patterns 5. Don't keep up with the manipulated mainstream news anymore 6. Not satisfied with TV or movies anymore 7. Don't feel like working as a corporate slave anymore 8. Don't like "small talk" with fake people anymore 9. Have rediscovered a childish love for nature and animals Feel free to post anymore weird "symptoms" I might have forgot to put here. How would you know, cockbrain? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 2768325 France 12/05/2012 04:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you have atleast 3 or more of these symptons, you will most likely ascend by December 23rd 2012 via the spiritual stargate: Quoting: Enki 23343757 1. Not finding pleasure in materialistic desires (like shoppings, cars, gadgets etc) anymore 2. You are distressed about the fact the whole world is run by a few corrupt elite exploiting the masses both physically, mentally and spiritually 3. Have the feeling that time is speeding up 4. Have irregular sleep patterns 5. Don't keep up with the manipulated mainstream news anymore 6. Not satisfied with TV or movies anymore 7. Don't feel like working as a corporate slave anymore 8. Don't like "small talk" with fake people anymore 9. Have rediscovered a childish love for nature and animals Feel free to post anymore weird "symptoms" I might have forgot to put here. Believe it or not, every one of them is how I've been feeling for the past couple of years now. same here plus one more sympton ear buzzing a lot more frequent and the body is weaker than before like if we dont have needs from the body anymore ... |
Epic Beard Guy User ID: 26240425 United States 12/05/2012 05:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I guess my last post will be on 12/22/2012! It's been fun. I hit 'em all. Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst. "America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe |