The bible is full of shit! (New Testament Contradiction Edition)

Yawn,

you again attack the messenger pointing out the contradictions instead of defending them.

Again you point to Christianity being an 'Astrological Chart', which I've never heard from the Theological community anyway...

Even if the bible was a simple astrological chart,

why the contradictions in the chart? Your explanation still offers no logical rebuttal.

"The New Testament, particularly the Gospels are an Astrological codex to those who understand the symbols, and since Astrology is cyclical yet subject to a certain degree of deviation based on several factors, one line will read differently than another telling the same piece of story.

Wise Men can use that information."

Good for you, now take it a step further and I think you will have the logical answer.

This has got to be a joke. LOL It's GOT to be. Such incredibly ridiculous "reasoning", and unbelievable audacity...not to mention the laughable "insults"...it's so ridiculous it HAS to be a joke! Lol...lol...lol. Either that or an extremely disillusioned person who is in serious need of psychiatric evaluation.

This has got to be a joke. LOL It's GOT to be. Such incredibly ridiculous "reasoning", and unbelievable audacity...not to mention the laughable "insults"...it's so ridiculous it HAS to be a joke! Lol...lol...lol. Either that or an extremely disillusioned person who is in serious need of psychiatric evaluation.

I love when they get mad, attack the messenger, and offer no explanation on why the bible is so severely flawed.

Nothing but cheap attacks, really?

Maybe he needs to pray the insane away? He resorts to cheap character assassination techniques with no logical rebuttal, yet he will 'win' the argument based solely on his aggressiveness.

I love when they get mad, attack the messenger, and offer no explanation on why the bible is so severely flawed.

Nothing but cheap attacks, really?

OP, you haven't said anything of substance. You've cut-and-pasted a list of so-called contradictions from your Angry Hedonist website and said the Bible is full of shit.

That's all you've done.

And when your child-like assertations are addressed, you claim nobody has addressed them and other silly, transparent tactics again...as if you've cut-and-pasted from a shill tactics manual.

You aren't even clever enough to disguise what you're trying to do.

You've got no character, son, you don't even know how much of an insignificant pawn you are to the world around you. You'd be pitiful if you weren't so chipper about what you're doing to yourself.

I can't wait to read where I have attacked you...

I know AstroTheology pretty well...

(OP seem to need this link so he can enlighten himself [link to universaltruthschool.com] )

But actually Holy Diver is the one that look stupid in this thread...

He just keep nagging "your to stupid to understand" over and over without giving any answers...

I dont think he has any!

You win OP!

Well now your just lying, is that what Jesus would do?




I have already demonstrated that you are incapable of logical, rational thinking due the drug abuse in both yourself and your broken family.

Your neuro-pathways are damaged and redirect in an over-abundant amount to your cannabanoid receptors, which naturally react negatively to any attempt made that might upset their need for constant attention by your bong....well, taking a break for MILF porn, of course, now and then.

etc, etc, etc...

Jesus must be proud.

Well now your just lying, is that what Jesus would do?




I have already demonstrated that you are incapable of logical, rational thinking due the drug abuse in both yourself and your broken family.

Your neuro-pathways are damaged and redirect in an over-abundant amount to your cannabanoid receptors, which naturally react negatively to any attempt made that might upset their need for constant attention by your bong....well, taking a break for MILF porn, of course, now and then.

etc, etc, etc...

Jesus must be proud.

OP, you haven't said anything of substance. You've cut-and-pasted a list of so-called contradictions from your Angry Hedonist website and said the Bible is full of shit.

That's all you've done.

And when your child-like assertations are addressed, you claim nobody has addressed them and other silly, transparent tactics again...as if you've cut-and-pasted from a shill tactics manual.

You aren't even clever enough to disguise what you're trying to do.

You've got no character, son, you don't even know how much of an insignificant pawn you are to the world around you. You'd be pitiful if you weren't so chipper about what you're doing to yourself.

I know AstroTheology pretty well...

(OP seem to need this link so he can enlighten himself [link to universaltruthschool.com] )

But actually Holy Diver is the one that look stupid in this thread...

He just keep nagging "your to stupid to understand" over and over without giving any answers...

I dont think he has any!

You win OP!

And you claim that these are posts that *I* have made???

I forgive you, because that is what Jesus would do.

Nobody has asked a question that I haven't answered.

You fail.

"universal truth school" lol

Okay. Sure.

I am interested in Astro Theology. I will check out that website, thank you.

I find the AstroTheology reasoning to be more sound than sole reliance on a book that is severely flawed.

Again, you attack the messenger without addressing the problem of the 41 contradictions.

Still waiting...

The question is why are there 41 contradictions in the New Testament?

You just keep repeating that it is 'For the Wise only' to understand the astrological implications of it or some nonsense.

Again, this is a non-answer. Try again.

This from someone who can't defend or prove his own beliefs, and bases his accusations, on other peoples opinions.

1) How many generations were there between Abraham to David?
Matthew 1:17 lists fourteen generations. Matthew 1:2 lists thirteen generations.

I am not proclaiming any beliefs to defend. This statement is illogical. Christians proclaim their New Testament is the infallible word of God, I just proved it is fallible, I'm waiting on the logical explanation.

I am not proclaiming any beliefs to defend. This statement is illogical. Christians proclaim their New Testament is the infallible word of God, I just proved it is fallible, I'm waiting on the logical explanation.

OP

I am going to have a moment of mercy and make a plea to the part of your brain that still functions and has something called "dignity."

Do not argue with me. You will not win, you will look stupid to everyone who reads your words, and you will walk away from our interaction feeling badly about yourself.

If you are happy with your weed and wii and your Mom's basement, do yourself a favor and walk away now before I bring real shame to your ego.

You are new, and you're trying to show the world you know something, I get it, but you MUST REALIZE NOW that you don't know jack.

Isn't it apparent, yet?

I offer you this now so that you can accept my Mercy before this goes any further and your little ego is shattered.

Again, you won't win, you'll just have wasted your day.

I've got 3 kids here, so I'm not going anywhere.

You want to keep going?

If the bible is the infallible word of 'God' & God is perfect, then why are there so many mistakes in it? Is this an admission that God is not perfect?

Here's a compilation of New Testament contradictions:

Gospel Contradictions:

1) How many generations were there between Abraham to David?
Matthew 1:17 lists fourteen generations. Matthew 1:2 lists thirteen generations.

2) Is Paul lying? In Acts 20:35 Paul told people "to remember the words of the Lord Jesus, how he said, 'It is more blessed to give than to receive.'" Since Jesus never made such a biblical statement, isn’t Paul guilty of deception?

3) When did the leper become not a leper? (Matthew 8:13 & 8:14) Jesus healed the leper before visiting the house. (Mark 1:29-30 & 1:40-42) Jesus healed the leper after visiting Simon Peter’s house.

4) Who approached Jesus? (Matthew 8:5-7) The Centurion approached Jesus, beseeching help for a sick servant. (Luke 7:3 & 7:6-7) The Centurion did not approach Jesus. He sent friends and elders of the Jews.

5) Was she dead or just dying? (Matthew 9:18) He asked for help, saying his daughter was already dead. (Luke 8:41-42) Jairus approached Jesus for help, because his daughter was dying.

6) Just what did Jesus instruct them to take? (Matthew 10:10) Jesus instructed them not to take a staff, not to wear sandals. (Mark 6:8-9) Jesus instructed his disciples to wear sandals and take a staff on their journey.

7) When did John find out Jesus was the Messiah? (Matthew 11:2-3) While imprisoned. John the Baptist sent followers to Jesus to inquire if Jesus was the messiah. (Luke 7:18-22) While imprisoned. John the Baptist sent followers to Jesus to inquire if Jesus was the Messiah. (John 1 :29-34,36) John already knew Jesus was the Messiah.

8) Who made the request? (Matthew 20:20-21) Their mother requested that James and John, Zebedee’s children, should sit beside Jesus in his Kingdom. (Mark 10:35-37) James and John, Zebedee’s children, requested that they should sit beside Jesus in his Kingdom.

9) What animals were brought to Jesus? (Matthew 21:2-7) two of the disciples brought Jesus an ass and a colt from the village of Bethphage. (Mark 11:2-7) They brought him only a colt.

10) When did the fig tree hear of its doom? (Matthew 21:17-19) Jesus cursed the fig tree after purging the temple. (Mark 11:14-15 & 20) He cursed it before the purging.

11) When did the fig tree keel? (Matthew 21:9) The fig tree withered immediately. and the disciples registered surprise then and there. (Mark 11:12-14 & 20) The morning after Jesus cursed the fig tree, the disciples noticed it had withered and expressed astonishment.

12) Was John the Baptist Elias? "This is Elias which was to come." Matthew 11:14 "And they asked him, what then? Art thou Elias? And he said I am not." John l:21

13) Who was the father of Joseph? Matthew 1:16 The father of Joseph was Jacob. Luke 3 :23 The father of Joseph was Heli. Christians shall try to LIE and tell you that one is the heritage of Mary and the other Joseph. This is utter bullshit, the Hebrew and Greek cultures NEVER regarded the bloodline of the mother. They were patriarchal societies which only concerned themselves with paternal lineage.

14) How many generations were there from the Babylon captivity to Christ? Matthew 1:17 Fourteen generations, Matthew 1:12-16 Thirteen generations.

15) Egypt? Matthew 2:15, 19 & 21-23 The infant Christ was taken into Egypt. Luke 2:22 & 39 The infant Christ was NOT taken to Egypt.

16) Where did Christ preach his first sermon? Matthew 5:1-2 Christ preached his first sermon on the mount. Luke 6:17 & 20 Christ preached his first sermon in the plain.

17) Was John in Prison? John was in prison when Jesus went into Galilee. Mark 1:14 John was not in prison when Jesus went into Galilee. John 1:43 & 3:22-24

18) What was the nationality of the woman who besought Jesus? Matthew 15:22 "And behold, a woman of Canaan came out of the same coasts, and cried unto him, Have mercy on me, 0 Lord, thou son of David; my daughter is grievously vexed with a devil." Mark 7:26 "The woman was a Greek, a Syrophenician by nation, and she besought him that he would cast forth the devil out of her daughter."

19) How many blind men besought Jesus? Matthew 20:30 Two blind men. Luke 18:35-38 Only one blind man.

20) Where did the devil take Jesus first? (Matthew 4:5-8) The Devil took Jesus first to the parapet of the temple, then to a high place to view all the Kingdoms of the world. (Luke 4:5-9) The Devil took Jesus first to a high place to view the kingdoms, then to the parapet of the temple.

21) Can one pray in public? (Matthew 6:5-6) Jesus condemned public prayer. (1 Timothy 2:8) Paul encouraged public prayer.

22) If we decide to do good works, should those works be seen? Matthew 5:16 "Let your light so shine before men that they may see your good works." 1 Peter 2:12 "Having your conversation honest among the Gentiles: that ... they may by your good works, which they shall behold, glorify God in the day of visitation." This contradicts: Matthew 6:1-4 "Take heed that ye do not your alms before men, to be seen of them…that thine alms may be in secret." Matthew 23:3-5 "Do not ye after their [Pharisees'] works ... all their works they do for to be seen of men."

23) Who did Jesus tell the Lord’s Prayer to? (Matthew 5:1, 6:9-13 & 7:28) Jesus delivered the Lord’s Prayer during the Sermon on the Mount before the multitudes. (Luke 11:1-4) He delivered it before the disciples alone, and not as part of the Sermon on the Mount.

24) When was Christ crucified? Mark 15:25 "And it was the third hour and they crucified him." John 19:14-15 "And it was the preparation of the Passover, and about the sixth hour; and he saith unto the Jews, Behold your king…Shall I crucify your king?" John 19:14-15.

25) The two thieves reviled Christ. (Matthew 27:44 & Mark 15:32) Only one of the thieves reviled Christ. Luke 23:39-40.

26) Baptism? In 1 Corinthians 1:17 ("For Christ sent me [Paul] not to baptize but to preach the gospel") Paul said Jesus was wrong when he said in Matthew 28:19 "Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them…" Clearly one of these people is wrong, either way, it’s a contradiction.

27) When did Satan enter Judas? Satan entered into Judas while at the supper. John 13:27 Satan entered Judas before the supper. Luke 23:3-4 & 7

28) How many women came to the sepulcher? John 20:1 Only one woman went, Mary Magdalene. Matthew 28:1 Mary Magdalene and the "other Mary" (Jesus’ mother) went.

29) When & who went to the sepulcher? Mark 16:2 It was sunrise when the two women went to the sepulcher. John 20:1 It was still dark (before sunrise) when Mary Magdalene went alone to the sepulcher.

30) How many angels were there? There were two angels seen by the women at the sepulcher and they were standing up. Luke 24:4 There was only one angel seen and he was sitting down. Mark 28:2-5

31) How many angels were within the sepulcher? John 20:11-12 two, Mark 16:5 one.

32) Holy Ghost timing? The Holy Ghost bestowed at Pentecost. Acts 1:5-8 & 2:1-4 The holy Ghost bestowed before Pentecost. John 20:22

33) Where did Jesus first appear to the eleven disciples? In a room in Jerusalem. Luke 24:32-37 On a mountain in Galilee. Matthew 28:15-17

34) Where did Christ ascend from? From Mount Olivet. Acts 1:9-12 From Bethany. Luke 24:50-51

35) Can all sins be forgiven? (Acts 13:39) All sins can be forgiven. Great, I’m happy to know God is so merciful, but wait (Mark 3:29) Cursing or blaspheming the Holy Spirit is unforgivable.

36) The Elijah mystery: (Malachi 4:5) Elijah must return before the final days of the world. (Matthew 11:12-14) Jesus said that John the Baptist was Elijah. (Matthew 17:12- 13) Jesus insists that Elijah has already come, and everyone understood him to mean John the Baptist. (Mark 9:13) Jesus insists that Elijah has already come. (John 1:21) John the Baptist maintained that he was not Elijah.

37) Who purchased the potter’s field? Acts 1:18 The field was purchased by Judas. John 20:1 The potter’s field was purchased by the chief priests.

38) Did Paul's attendants hear anything? Paul’s attendants heard the miraculous voice and stood speechless. Acts 9:7 Paul’s attendants did not hear the voice and were prostrate. Acts 22:9 & 26:14

39) Who bought the Sepulcher? Jacob, Josh 24:32 Abraham, Acts 7:16

40) Was it lawful for the Jews to put Christ to death? "The Jews answered him, we have a law, and by our law he ought to die." John 19:7 "The Jews therefore said unto him, It is not lawful for us to put any man to death." John 18:31

41) Has anyone ascended up to heaven? Elijah went up to heaven: "And Elijah went up by a whirlwind into heaven." 2 Kings 2:11 "No man hath ascended up to heaven but he that came down from heaven, even the son of man." John 3:13


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