Wife Masturbates in While I am Sleeping: What to Do? | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 823929 United States 11/21/2009 03:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Gradient Get over yourself User ID: 643614 United States 11/21/2009 03:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP, you may be "giving it to her" enough, but she may not be getting off as much as she would like. Quoting: DoomRaiderIf I want my husband to participate, then I'm louder or I just seduce him. Lol, I have a big house, too. I'm sure she probably likes the idea of you knowing (or potentially knowing)what she is doing. She may be achieving higher numbers alone. ;) Awesome info here, thanks glptrainer(at)yahoo.com |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 823355 United States 11/21/2009 03:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 812477 Jamaica 11/21/2009 04:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Found myself in that position once....I turned into the proverbial sportscaster, and ended up quite sore that next morning. Shes got the ball! Shes at the 40 the 30 the 20 Fumble! She picks it back up and dashes forward To the 10 To the 5 "Can she go all the way" |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 823654 Israel 11/21/2009 04:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Leo**** User ID: 823398 Sweden 11/21/2009 04:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It is wise to do nothing at all, OP. Just appreciate your woman for the the lovely being she is, that's all. I would find it stupid to disturb her private matters with your own suddenly awakened desires, in that situation. You are way too late to the party. Better to lay a solid foundation for a joint love making situation next day. And the days afterwards. /L |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 823654 Israel 11/21/2009 04:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 818619 United States 11/21/2009 04:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP, you may be "giving it to her" enough, but she may not be getting off as much as she would like. Quoting: DoomRaiderIf I want my husband to participate, then I'm louder or I just seduce him. Lol, I have a big house, too. I'm sure she probably likes the idea of you knowing (or potentially knowing)what she is doing. She may be achieving higher numbers alone. ;) This. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 750680 United States 11/21/2009 04:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 794588 United States 11/21/2009 05:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Throw her legs apart and show her who the master de bater Quoting: Anonymous Coward 823449of the household really is. Unless you hear her saying "Oh, Tyrone....do me baby yes Tyrone.....Dwight its your turn baby...oh come on Dwight....oh yes....Oh Dion come on baby your up next come on Dion....."" LOL!!! |
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Leo**** User ID: 823398 Sweden 11/21/2009 05:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! When you hear that noise, then it's time to worry. Quoting: hawk8414What is it that you feel threatening about it, what is there to worry about? You sound like a religious fundamentalist to me, sorry. /L |
Beingsouthern User ID: 749475 United States 11/21/2009 07:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Found myself in that position once....I turned into the proverbial sportscaster, and ended up quite sore that next morning. Quoting: RememberThisShes got the ball! Shes at the 40 the 30 the 20 Fumble! She picks it back up and dashes forward To the 10 To the 5 Touch!.................down LOL I was the extra point |
Patrick Bateman User ID: 504249 United States 11/21/2009 07:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Found myself in that position once....I turned into the proverbial sportscaster, and ended up quite sore that next morning. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 812477Shes got the ball! Shes at the 40 the 30 the 20 Fumble! She picks it back up and dashes forward To the 10 To the 5 "Can she go all the way" hahaha |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 824057 Canada 11/21/2009 07:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 816478 United States 11/21/2009 08:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The past few nights, I have awoken to the sounds of my wife masturbating in the bed next to me. I have pretended to remain sleeping so that I could "enjoy the show" -- but I have been very turned on and would like to "awaken" so that I could join in. If it happens again, what do I do? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 507342And, FYI, we have a very healthy sex life so the issue is not that she is otherwise "deprived." according to u but do u make her orgasm. sounds like u guys need more toys |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 824143 United States 11/21/2009 08:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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Smiles99 User ID: 773861 United States 11/21/2009 08:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This is it! If it happens again, what do I do? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 752672turn to her and softly say to her what you just told us...that you find this very sexy and would like to join in. Then tell her she is beautiful and sexy and you adore being in her presence |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 824163 Malaysia 11/21/2009 08:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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Handi Man User ID: 803219 United States 11/21/2009 08:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The past few nights, I have awoken to the sounds of my wife masturbating in the bed next to me. I have pretended to remain sleeping so that I could "enjoy the show" -- but I have been very turned on and would like to "awaken" so that I could join in. If it happens again, what do I do? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 507342And, FYI, we have a very healthy sex life so the issue is not that she is otherwise "deprived." Call me 555-1212 |
Awen Losg User ID: 823191 United States 11/21/2009 10:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What a dumb fuck brain washed jesus freak out of touch Quoting: Anonymous Coward 823449with reality mind molded fool can't free will for himself delusional maniac non free spirit closed mind easily manipulated shallow thought process in the box thinking blinder on eyes jerk! Now that's well done! Can I quote this someplace else I have in mind, where I need it? I know a few jerks this fits exactly. OP, it's OK to join in. If your lady didn't want to be caught at it, she'd have gone into another room. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 824240 Canada 11/21/2009 10:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dude, seriously, this is not a problem at all. Just let her know that you sometimes just watch her and enjoy it. Don't tell her that you wack off to it. It's her quality time with herself. Next time when she does it, jusr gently massage her arm or leg. That way she knows you're there, but don't interrupt her. Then watch the fireworks unfold. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 823363 United States 11/21/2009 11:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Thank you for this intelligent reply (although I must admit that some of the other, less intelligent replies were quite funny). I tend to agree with you that my wife might have some exhibitionist streak in her, in which case she probably wouldn't mind if i let her know i was awake. We have a big house, so she could go anywhere to take care of business -- but she chooses to do it in bed right next to me. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 507342I also concede that she might just be hornier than me -- which hardly seems possible. But since masturbation is totally normal, I don't happen to think that my wife's (or my) propensity to masturbate necessarily means that I am not "giving it to her" enough. Indulge her exhibitionism by having sex in a public place (discreetly, obviously) -- it can add real sparks to your relationship. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 317023 United States 11/22/2009 03:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Couldn't read the whole stupid thread but if it hasn't been suggested yet: Just lie on your back with your eyes closed and start breathing heavier. When you think she's noticed you breathing heavier..JUST START STROKING YOUR COCK! They like that. Then, when you feel her warm shoulder moving against yours and it's obvious that you're both masturbating, just start kissing her passionately while you're both stoking off...seriously...that's what you do. Forget this "I want to join in" crap....that's downright goofy. You join in by doing what she's doing. Then stick your tongue in her mouth. Got it? Report back here after you do it and let us know how it went. |