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George Noory

 
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LOL one time someone posted Noriega's photo online and listed it as Art Bell
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No wait it was Daniel Ortego LOL!

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Jorch likes 'em tranny or transgender, whiny and whipped.

He loves being sued.

Jorch always represents himself in court 'cos he loves donning a wig, approaching the bench and pulling out Exhibit A....

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11/27/2017 11:36 AM
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No wait it was Daniel Ortego LOL!

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Yes!! I remember that. Hahahhahaha It does look like him. Art's a Sandinista!
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Lol That desert-dwelling orangutan.
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Jorch likes 'em tranny or transgender, whiny and whipped.

He loves being sued.

Jorch always represents himself in court 'cos he loves donning a wig, approaching the bench and pulling out Exhibit A....
 Quoting: 4th Mesa


Hahahahahaha!!!
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11/27/2017 11:42 AM
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After manning the gloryhole on Fremont Street, Art promptly calls the police.

911 OPERATOR: "Sir, why are you calling 911 Emergency?"

ART: Because we're supposed to say something if we see something, and let me tell ya...I saw something tonight at the gloryho...."

(Click)

ART: Hello? HELLO?
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rofl

Art was once accosted on a Swiss ski slope by Uwe Von Schaumann .
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Hahahahahaahhaaha!!

Art rubbed sun tan lotion on Garo Yepremian's back on a beach in Cyprus.

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11/27/2017 11:46 AM
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No wait it was Daniel Ortego LOL!

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Art went down on Daniel's ortega chili.
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George just won the starring role in the remake of the famous Don Knotts movie "The Incredible Mr. Limpdick". George was hired on the spot with his only references coming from his two ex-wives.
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George was there at Dien Bien Phu in 1954. He's the guy who screamed, "Mon Dieu! Sacre bleu!" and dove into a bunker behind a crate of escargots as their position was attacked by the NVA.
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George is lobbying to have the Blue Ridge Parkway renamed The Ho Chi Minh Trail.

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In the 1980s, Art was known to frequent some wild, drug-filled parties. He rode the rails. Oh, and he also hopped on freight trains.
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11/27/2017 12:16 PM
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Art flies from Las Vegas to Beijing, China to Lhasa, Tibet. Here he is finally, in the capital of one of the most mystical, mysterious places on earth. He has dreamt of visiting this modern-day Shangri La since he was a boy. After 36 hours of flying, here he is. His dream has come true...Tibet at last! Art walks into the airport, sees a sign that says "Welcome to Lhasa. Elev. 12,000 ft.", and immediately runs back to the plane, takes his seat, pulls down an oxygen mask, and flies back home.
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Art is one of the last passengers to deplane after a long flight from Las Vegas to London. On his way out of the plane, he pauses and looks in at the cockpit. "Ah yes, a Boeing 787. The Dreamliner," remarks Art aloud. The pilot -- busy doing his post-flight report -- turns around and says, "She's a beauty, isn't she? Do you fly?"

Art responds, "Almost 20 years now."

Pilot: "Nice. How long on the 787?"

Art: "About two years."

Pilot: "Excellent. What carrier do you fly for?"

Art: "MicroSoft Flight Sim 2000..."

Without needing a direct order, the First Officer stands up, grabs Art by the collar, and literally hurls him out of the plane into the jet bridge.
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Jorch likes 'em tranny or transgender, whiny and whipped.

He loves being sued.

Jorch always represents himself in court 'cos he loves donning a wig, approaching the bench and pulling out Exhibit A....
 Quoting: 4th Mesa


George: "Sue me, beat me, make me write bad checks."
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George really has lots of irons in the fire. Hosting Coast, Gaiam TV, doing live shows across the country... And now he's in development with Chanel to create a unique, new fragrance. It's called Eau de Feet.
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Art is Christmas shopping at the mall. The entire place is ornately decorated -- wreaths, Christmas lights, Christmas trees, toy trains, candy canes, etc. Christmas music is playing. Despite the problems in the world, people are happy here and have come to buy gifts for their family and friends in the true holiday spirit. It's a joy to behold. Art walks by a nice family -- mother, father, 4-year old boy -- buying a traditional model train set. As the parents are interacting with the toy store's cashier, Art walks by and -- in a blink of Old St. Nick's eye -- snatches the Gingerbread Man out of the kid's hands, bites its head off, then gives it back.

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George keeps his blinds pulled relative to the current terror threat color for the day.
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11/27/2017 03:34 PM
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Nuury recently took the SLABigator in for service and got ripped off by the mechanics .

Blinker Fluid $ 32.12
Winter air in tires $11.86
Replacement and calibration of the spring gear modulator $ 2,116.54
Radiator flush $46.01

Nuury not wanting to appear totally oblivious of mechanics paid the $2,206.53. While commenting " Hey is that the new Mustang GT? Whats the Horsepower on that 150?"
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Nuury recently took the SLABigator in for service and got ripped off by the mechanics .

Blinker Fluid $ 32.12
Winter air in tires $11.86
Replacement and calibration of the spring gear modulator $ 2,116.54
Radiator flush $46.01

Nuury not wanting to appear totally oblivious of mechanics paid the $2,206.53. While commenting " Hey is that the new Mustang GT? Whats the Horsepower on that 150?"
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cruise
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Michael savage is awful quiet about conspiracy radio world now

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11/27/2017 11:33 PM
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Whats up with Savage? is he suing art bell again ?
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Michael savage is awful quiet about conspiracy radio world now

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He's beginning to understand...
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Whats up with Savage? is he suing art bell again ?
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LOL Art sued him for Savage's on-air comment about an older radio personality marrying kids from Asia or some such.
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$Nuury keep bringing up that fake news story that people who are ANGRYearlier in life die at a younger age. You damn B00B of course people who are more stressed die younger . esp if they listen to this tripe.
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Oh yah that is right he did . Well it took Art a whole three weeks to get over kil....Ramona's death , then he Married Ayrin and in a show of complete and utter sfinkter-ness, he made her change the spelling of her first name so her initials matched his . Irene=Ayrin. UGH! why did I ever listen to this guy?
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Is he serious $nuury is selling a cd of his singing? I have to have this !
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11/28/2017 01:52 AM
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I think $Nuury is turning into a radio preacher.
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Whats up with Savage? is he suing art bell again ?
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Wow, I'm just reading about that story





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