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4th Mesa User ID: 75908787 Australia 11/27/2017 08:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Jorch likes 'em tranny or transgender, whiny and whipped. He loves being sued. Jorch always represents himself in court 'cos he loves donning a wig, approaching the bench and pulling out Exhibit A.... Last Edited by 4th Mesa on 11/27/2017 08:44 AM 4th Mesa ~ "Jorch Noory is my spiritual guide" |
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John McCain's Boot User ID: 1125274 United States 11/27/2017 11:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | After manning the gloryhole on Fremont Street, Art promptly calls the police. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75907947 911 OPERATOR: "Sir, why are you calling 911 Emergency?" ART: Because we're supposed to say something if we see something, and let me tell ya...I saw something tonight at the gloryho...." (Click) ART: Hello? HELLO? Art was once accosted on a Swiss ski slope by Uwe Von Schaumann . Hahahahahaahhaaha!! Art rubbed sun tan lotion on Garo Yepremian's back on a beach in Cyprus. Last Edited by Jim Garrison's HUGE balls on 11/27/2017 11:45 AM |
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John McCain's Boot User ID: 1125274 United States 11/27/2017 12:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | George is lobbying to have the Blue Ridge Parkway renamed The Ho Chi Minh Trail. Last Edited by Jim Garrison's HUGE balls on 11/27/2017 01:55 PM |
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John McCain's Boot User ID: 1125274 United States 11/27/2017 12:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Art flies from Las Vegas to Beijing, China to Lhasa, Tibet. Here he is finally, in the capital of one of the most mystical, mysterious places on earth. He has dreamt of visiting this modern-day Shangri La since he was a boy. After 36 hours of flying, here he is. His dream has come true...Tibet at last! Art walks into the airport, sees a sign that says "Welcome to Lhasa. Elev. 12,000 ft.", and immediately runs back to the plane, takes his seat, pulls down an oxygen mask, and flies back home. |
John McCain's Boot User ID: 1125274 United States 11/27/2017 12:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Art is one of the last passengers to deplane after a long flight from Las Vegas to London. On his way out of the plane, he pauses and looks in at the cockpit. "Ah yes, a Boeing 787. The Dreamliner," remarks Art aloud. The pilot -- busy doing his post-flight report -- turns around and says, "She's a beauty, isn't she? Do you fly?" Art responds, "Almost 20 years now." Pilot: "Nice. How long on the 787?" Art: "About two years." Pilot: "Excellent. What carrier do you fly for?" Art: "MicroSoft Flight Sim 2000..." Without needing a direct order, the First Officer stands up, grabs Art by the collar, and literally hurls him out of the plane into the jet bridge. |
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John McCain's Boot User ID: 1125274 United States 11/27/2017 01:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Art is Christmas shopping at the mall. The entire place is ornately decorated -- wreaths, Christmas lights, Christmas trees, toy trains, candy canes, etc. Christmas music is playing. Despite the problems in the world, people are happy here and have come to buy gifts for their family and friends in the true holiday spirit. It's a joy to behold. Art walks by a nice family -- mother, father, 4-year old boy -- buying a traditional model train set. As the parents are interacting with the toy store's cashier, Art walks by and -- in a blink of Old St. Nick's eye -- snatches the Gingerbread Man out of the kid's hands, bites its head off, then gives it back. Last Edited by Jim Garrison's HUGE balls on 11/27/2017 01:20 PM |
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John McCain's Boot User ID: 1125274 United States 11/27/2017 07:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nuury recently took the SLABigator in for service and got ripped off by the mechanics . Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74280142 Blinker Fluid $ 32.12 Winter air in tires $11.86 Replacement and calibration of the spring gear modulator $ 2,116.54 Radiator flush $46.01 Nuury not wanting to appear totally oblivious of mechanics paid the $2,206.53. While commenting " Hey is that the new Mustang GT? Whats the Horsepower on that 150?" |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 74280142 United States 11/28/2017 01:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh yah that is right he did . Well it took Art a whole three weeks to get over kil....Ramona's death , then he Married Ayrin and in a show of complete and utter sfinkter-ness, he made her change the spelling of her first name so her initials matched his . Irene=Ayrin. UGH! why did I ever listen to this guy? |
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