Sell me your soul

Yes, I am. I could quote scripture, but I'd rather not.

If you believe you're saved, then you're right I have nothing to offer you. I can offer these others a firm of salvation, but only second class in nature.

I take a response as an inquiry, if not a cry for help. If you were being serious, I'd offer you $5,000 and a wife.

If not, I'd rather field requests.

And I hope, by my intervention, to spare these individuals the worst of that cutting. If that's ok.

Second class… you actually mean last place. I would rather see you spend time offering first class instead. If you are not with us you are against us… is that how it goes?

Thank you for being reasonable in your efforts to gain souls for your master.

I have no need of said services at the moment, nor any desire for particular deals. Mine's already envolé in much the same manner.

And as for open doors... You're all mad spirits to me, and my door is always open to such. Make of that what you will.

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I would like to have bigger healthy dick preferably 9" long and 6.5 inches in girth ...and 1million $$$$.
I go by the name cef.

Just curious is all.
I'm not understanding are you the devil or something buying souls for nefarious purposes?

First class is your name in the book of life. I'd have to be Jesus to offer that. Second place is heathen status, which I'm offering. Last place is fending for yourself in the lake if fire, which no one should want.

I understand, but I may supercede such a manner. It's no more than hedging your bets, to be pragmatic. And I understand.

I'm not familiar with heathen status.

I guess you can make my penis larger ...you are such a bad soul broker , just kill yourself already!

Also, you don't have to be Jesus to talk about the gift He gave us.

I am a devil, and am buying souls to help both those individuals and myself.

Jesus was given the gentiles, the coming king or Messiah will likewise be given the oagan in servitude. I can provide that status.

Psalm 18:43

"Thou hast delivered me from the strivings of the people; and thou hast made me the head of the heathen: a people whom I have not known shall serve me."

How about the cash and a blonde who doesn't care?

YAH rebuke heylel, just as general recourse, secondly, in YAHshua/Jesus name i release and loose , Father, again in YAHshua/Jesus name, the blood of the Lamb, fire of God , Light of God and the wrath of God for OP and spirits involved, Lord willing for any humans involved prior, now and hence , deliverance, salvation and the beginning of wisdom , amen and amen

I am offering help to those who are otherwise in much worse shape.

Bring it on !

You don't have a warehouse big enough to house the beer order

Everyone has the choice of heaven, everyone. I would hope that you could use your talents for the winning side. Why buy souls when you give them nothing of value? Are people so shortsighted? Are you? Do you think you will escape torment?

a Sumerian and Babylonian shepherd god, originally king of Erech, confined forever in the afterworld as a substitute for his consort Inanna or Ishtar.

After looking through your post history I have a strong sense that you are a troll, or mentally ill or both. Technically you'd have to be both to be joking around about this kind of stuff.

Could also be a bot since there just seems to always be a bunch of this no sense threads with apparently zero effort made to explain any of what's going on or why. If it was up to me you and the threads would be gone.

And the name was cef. You'll see the cash and the woman within the decade. Your proxy is Paimon, and I appreciate your business.

My favorite topic. But, confined for half the year specifically. And, once "she's" put away, no longer confined at all.

two questions..
how can u tell if u can make me an angel?
if I sell my soul for money how long does it take to get it? I hate to sell my soul to u only to die in a week broke..

I'm neither of those things, but who I say. And, I'm not joking around.

What you're talking about amounts to rudimentary spell casting and loosh farming. That's really all there is to it.

A decade ??? Fuck off you son of a whore!

It's called a monkey's paw.

Whether or not I sense your worth it. And it depends on how much you ask for. The guy who wants a million is going to have to wait a decade. It should take a lot less time to procure a raise at work, promotion, or a better job offer.

If what you described happened, you'd be on the creditors end of the bargain, as I described. Basically, I'd owe you.