If you have atleast 3 or more these symptoms, you will ascend by December 23rd 2012

Holy crap!!
All of them, big time!!

Who do I sue if I don't get my elevator action??

Catch you 25/12/12, same bat time, same bat channel

I choose not to ascend and stay in the dark world as a beacon of light for the ones who are still lost

Thread: IT will B a Merry Christ MasS - dec 2012

will we be groped one last time by tsa before we go? /

Ticket stamped and looking foward to this flight.
Checklist completed.

Window seat, please.

Ah fuck that!!

I'm off mate.

Beam me up scotty!! Had enough of this shyte!!

Instead of hoping for her to burn in hell, hold faith that someday she may see the error of her ways and be turned to the correct path, before suffering the fate of eternal hell.

By wishing her an eternity of hell, you are stooping to her level, don't allow them the satisfaction, and still follow the correct path.

Haha, I think I'd purposely go through with a hard on!!

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Ascend in this context means you will be culled.

I was panicing I needed to do something else. I have all those ticked.

OP How do you know that is all you need. Do you have some inside info or connections? Where did you come up with that list?

no one is ascending.. we are doomed trapped on earth - HELL descends./ we dont ascend

LOL

1. Yes
2. Yes
3. Yes
4. Yes
5. Yes, completely stopped watching TV about 6 months ago.
6. Still love movies.
7. Yes
8. Never did.
9. Somewhat

Very tricky. People identify symptoms and believe that they will ascend on the 23rd of December 2012. Wrong information!!!!

It's like Web MD. Self diagnosis isn't the way to go.

1. Not finding pleasure in materialistic desires (like shoppings, cars, gadgets etc) anymore

This is true for me, 3 years ago, I was driving a Porsche 911, today I am driving a 12 year old Subaru with rust holes, and I LOVE that car, it is cheap and all I need.

2. You are distressed about the fact the whole world is run by a few corrupt elite exploiting the masses both physically, mentally and spiritually

I stress about this alot, it makes my stomach hurt.


3. Have the feeling that time is speeding up

Not noticing this so much, but the year did fly by.


4. Have irregular sleep patterns

I am actually sleeping better than I ever have, would that be irregular?

5. Don't keep up with the manipulated mainstream news anymore

I watch the news all day long, looking for signs of things to come.

6. Not satisfied with TV or movies anymore

I can not watch a show anymore, I keep my ipad with me, and divide my attention between the show, and things like GLP, in5d ect... looking for signs.


7. Don't feel like working as a corporate slave anymore

Never felt like working as a corporate slave, but recently have began fantasizing about making my own way, like a farmer. working the land and raising animals.

8. Don't like "small talk" with fake people anymore

True there. Fake people upset my stomach.

9. Have rediscovered a childish love for nature and animals

Yup, in February I got a puppy, my new best friend. I take him out at night with me, and we sit in a chaise lounch and watch the stars.

8. Have a deeper and more appreciative understanding of Sex between a Male and Female.
9. Denounce Homosexuality
10 Denounce Popular Relegious doctrines
11. Denounce
Political Party

9. Denounce Homosexuality

I don't know about that one. I am feeling a lot more "live and let live" these days.

So, Spaceships?

Feeling this most of my life. So? I don't want to be here anymore but if that date passes And I still am, oh well. Life goes on...

Nah, black hole

Indeed.

Love is Love is Love

Have had all p for the past 14 years.

Materialist! ;-)

This is Funny. I never did do any of those things and have always commuted with nature. Soon as I was an adult I moved to the country. I have never owned a cell phone and never bought all the stuff. The only thing that has changed is my sleeping habits. I can't sleep anymore. I nap now when I need too. Time does seem to have spead up. I don't know how any of this guarantee's anybody is going to ascend. All it means is that people have figured out what was important in the first place and what wasn't. That always happens when things get rough. If the economy was in good shape and people still had money even with all the Earth Changes people would still be acting like knobs. Either your a knob or your not and have never been. Ascending is just a nice way of saying people will die. We all die sooner or later. Symptoms are not going to guarantee anything. Just means a person is disconnected from everything because they have had Cell Phones glued to their heads and texting as a way of life. The news is stressing everybody out.People are depressed and when you become depressed you aren't interested in ANYTHING. Most people are fake. Ascention is just another tool being used to keep the Mass's quiet and give them Hope. Without Hope all is lost and they will loose control. To say your going to ascend just means your giving up and waiting to be taken. Either you fight for your life or you don't. Prepare or don't. Give up and wait or don't. One thing for sure better get right with what ever you deam to be your God and make your peace cause times running out.

I have more than 7 of these but I think I'm just depressed.

No, I have aobut 5