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INK3 User ID: 27337849 United States 11/17/2012 04:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout: Quoting: Unit3 Air in the hands Mother Stickers! This is a Fuck up! Funny how? Dyslexics have problems with visual cues not an inability to reproduce visual errors as sloemn errors. Don't give up your day job. Humor often reveals our conceptions—and misconceptions—of the world, and few psychological conditions are the butt of as many jokes as dyslexia: "I'm an agnostic dyslexic with insomnia. I lay awake all night trying to work out if there really is a Dog." Or: "Dyslexics of the world, untie!" Yet to people with dyslexia, these jokes aren't especially funny. Not only do they poke fun at people with a serious disability, they also reinforce inaccurate stereotypes of people with a genuine psychological condition and underscore just how distant the public's conception of dyslexia is from reality. [link to www.psychologicalscience.org] pull the stick outta yer ass He was just looking for a place to bitch. He didn't even notice i said I am dyslexic.......I can make fun of myself if I want! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm also dyslexic, certainly has it's funny moments. "When tyrants tremble in their fear, and hear their death knell ringing, When friends rejoice both far and near, how can I keep from singing" page7 |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 27222563 Mexico 11/17/2012 05:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout: Quoting: Unit3 Air in the hands Mother Stickers! This is a Fuck up! Funny how? Dyslexics have problems with visual cues not an inability to reproduce visual errors as sloemn errors. Don't give up your day job. Humor often reveals our conceptions—and misconceptions—of the world, and few psychological conditions are the butt of as many jokes as dyslexia: "I'm an agnostic dyslexic with insomnia. I lay awake all night trying to work out if there really is a Dog." Or: "Dyslexics of the world, untie!" Yet to people with dyslexia, these jokes aren't especially funny. Not only do they poke fun at people with a serious disability, they also reinforce inaccurate stereotypes of people with a genuine psychological condition and underscore just how distant the public's conception of dyslexia is from reality. [link to www.psychologicalscience.org] I can make fun of myself if I want to. Don't worry, I don't have a day job!!!! Heh! Make fun of your condition IN PRIVATE. You might like to belittle your condition but there are millions who would not find this funny if they bcojld read. Oh and I think I have turrets you little wanker. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 27108958 United States 11/17/2012 05:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout: Quoting: Unit3 Air in the hands Mother Stickers! This is a Fuck up! Funny how? Dyslexics have problems with visual cues not an inability to reproduce visual errors as sloemn errors. Don't give up your day job. Humor often reveals our conceptions—and misconceptions—of the world, and few psychological conditions are the butt of as many jokes as dyslexia: "I'm an agnostic dyslexic with insomnia. I lay awake all night trying to work out if there really is a Dog." Or: "Dyslexics of the world, untie!" Yet to people with dyslexia, these jokes aren't especially funny. Not only do they poke fun at people with a serious disability, they also reinforce inaccurate stereotypes of people with a genuine psychological condition and underscore just how distant the public's conception of dyslexia is from reality. [link to www.psychologicalscience.org] Honestly, one of my best friends is VERY dyslexic - I first thought can't wait to tell her this one - I know she will laugh. Gotta be able to laugh at ourselves ;) |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 23790195 Netherlands 11/17/2012 05:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout: Quoting: Unit3 Air in the hands Mother Stickers! This is a Fuck up! Funny how? Dyslexics have problems with visual cues not an inability to reproduce visual errors as sloemn errors. Don't give up your day job. Humor often reveals our conceptions—and misconceptions—of the world, and few psychological conditions are the butt of as many jokes as dyslexia: "I'm an agnostic dyslexic with insomnia. I lay awake all night trying to work out if there really is a Dog." Or: "Dyslexics of the world, untie!" Yet to people with dyslexia, these jokes aren't especially funny. Not only do they poke fun at people with a serious disability, they also reinforce inaccurate stereotypes of people with a genuine psychological condition and underscore just how distant the public's conception of dyslexia is from reality. [link to www.psychologicalscience.org] pull the stick outta yer ass He was just looking for a place to bitch. He didn't even notice i said I am dyslexic.......I can make fun of myself if I want! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You shouldn't make fun of yourself. You should make serious of yourself. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1336169 Netherlands 11/17/2012 05:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout: Quoting: Unit3 Air in the hands Mother Stickers! This is a Fuck up! Funny how? Dyslexics have problems with visual cues not an inability to reproduce visual errors as sloemn errors. Don't give up your day job. Humor often reveals our conceptions—and misconceptions—of the world, and few psychological conditions are the butt of as many jokes as dyslexia: "I'm an agnostic dyslexic with insomnia. I lay awake all night trying to work out if there really is a Dog." Or: "Dyslexics of the world, untie!" Yet to people with dyslexia, these jokes aren't especially funny. Not only do they poke fun at people with a serious disability, they also reinforce inaccurate stereotypes of people with a genuine psychological condition and underscore just how distant the public's conception of dyslexia is from reality. [link to www.psychologicalscience.org] Honestly, one of my best friends is VERY dyslexic - I first thought can't wait to tell her this one - I know she will laugh. Gotta be able to laugh at ourselves ;) So true. Laughing at yourself is very healing. I sometimes have trouble remembering things. But it also has advantages: 1) I can hide my own Easter Eggs 2) I make new friends every day 3) uhmm.. wait.. oh yeah, I can hide my own Easter Eggs. |
examiner User ID: 25945079 United Kingdom 11/17/2012 05:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A semi-truck driver carrying a load of bowling balls is driving down an empty highway through the desert, and sees two black guys on the side of the road walking a bicycle. He stops and asks if they need a lift. They accept his offer, but he doesn't have room in the cab so he tells them to hop in the trailer. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17238890 Awhile later on the same highway, the trucker passes a state trooper who is training a rookie. The trooper pulls the trucker over to teach the rookie how to do a routine highway truck stop. The cops get up to the cab and the trucker asks "What's the problem officer?" The officer replies, "No problem, just running the rookie through a routine truck check. Mind if we take a look in the back?" The trucker agrees, so the cops walk to the back of the truck. The veteran officer cracks open the trailer and takes a peek inside, and slams it shut just as quickly and sprints back his police cruiser and speeds away, leaving the trucker confused. As they're driving away, the rookie asks the veteran, "What's wrong, why did we get out of there so fast?" To which the veteran replied, "That trucker was carrying a load of black eggs, and two of 'em already hatched a stole a bike!" examiner |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 17238890 United States 11/17/2012 05:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A semi-truck driver carrying a load of bowling balls is driving down an empty highway through the desert, and sees two black guys on the side of the road walking a bicycle. He stops and asks if they need a lift. They accept his offer, but he doesn't have room in the cab so he tells them to hop in the trailer. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17238890 Awhile later on the same highway, the trucker passes a state trooper who is training a rookie. The trooper pulls the trucker over to teach the rookie how to do a routine highway truck stop. The cops get up to the cab and the trucker asks "What's the problem officer?" The officer replies, "No problem, just running the rookie through a routine truck check. Mind if we take a look in the back?" The trucker agrees, so the cops walk to the back of the truck. The veteran officer cracks open the trailer and takes a peek inside, and slams it shut just as quickly and sprints back his police cruiser and speeds away, leaving the trucker confused. As they're driving away, the rookie asks the veteran, "What's wrong, why did we get out of there so fast?" To which the veteran replied, "That trucker was carrying a load of black eggs, and two of 'em already hatched a stole a bike!" No one likes my joke? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 27108958 United States 11/17/2012 05:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout: Quoting: Unit3 Air in the hands Mother Stickers! This is a Fuck up! Funny how? Dyslexics have problems with visual cues not an inability to reproduce visual errors as sloemn errors. Don't give up your day job. Humor often reveals our conceptions—and misconceptions—of the world, and few psychological conditions are the butt of as many jokes as dyslexia: "I'm an agnostic dyslexic with insomnia. I lay awake all night trying to work out if there really is a Dog." Or: "Dyslexics of the world, untie!" Yet to people with dyslexia, these jokes aren't especially funny. Not only do they poke fun at people with a serious disability, they also reinforce inaccurate stereotypes of people with a genuine psychological condition and underscore just how distant the public's conception of dyslexia is from reality. [link to www.psychologicalscience.org] Honestly, one of my best friends is VERY dyslexic - I first thought can't wait to tell her this one - I know she will laugh. Gotta be able to laugh at ourselves ;) So true. Laughing at yourself is very healing. I sometimes have trouble remembering things. But it also has advantages: 1) I can hide my own Easter Eggs 2) I make new friends every day 3) uhmm.. wait.. oh yeah, I can hide my own Easter Eggs. haha so sweet. and making the new friends every day is the most important thing! |
examiner User ID: 25945079 United Kingdom 11/17/2012 05:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A semi-truck driver carrying a load of bowling balls is driving down an empty highway through the desert, and sees two black guys on the side of the road walking a bicycle. He stops and asks if they need a lift. They accept his offer, but he doesn't have room in the cab so he tells them to hop in the trailer. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17238890 Awhile later on the same highway, the trucker passes a state trooper who is training a rookie. The trooper pulls the trucker over to teach the rookie how to do a routine highway truck stop. The cops get up to the cab and the trucker asks "What's the problem officer?" The officer replies, "No problem, just running the rookie through a routine truck check. Mind if we take a look in the back?" The trucker agrees, so the cops walk to the back of the truck. The veteran officer cracks open the trailer and takes a peek inside, and slams it shut just as quickly and sprints back his police cruiser and speeds away, leaving the trucker confused. As they're driving away, the rookie asks the veteran, "What's wrong, why did we get out of there so fast?" To which the veteran replied, "That trucker was carrying a load of black eggs, and two of 'em already hatched a stole a bike!" No one likes my joke? i didnt get it examiner |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 27669717 Egypt 11/17/2012 05:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout: Quoting: Unit3 Air in the hands Mother Stickers! This is a Fuck up! You made me laugh, I make you laugh - here a egyptian joke. Saidi's are people from Upper Egypt, the South and we have many jokes about them. 3 Saidis were trying to move the pyramid "Lets go and move the pyramid" after 5 hours they felt tired so they took off their clothes and continued, a thief came and stole their clothes ...... after 10 hours : one of the Saidis : "COOOOOOL ... we pushed the pyramid for a very long distance". |
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