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daughter in NYC  User ID: 72856516  United States09/19/2016 02:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The idea is that if your name isn't in the book of life, your soul is already sold. That's the (likely shoddy) arrangement I'm looking to improve upon. The Book of Life can only be edited by God Himself....it is a living document that is based upon our faith and belief in Jesus up until our very last breath. Therefore all who call upon the Name of Jesus Christ will be saved. Those who continue to reject Him will not....... And they're the ones my offer is geared towards. They have hope in Jesus....even to the "end of the world" daughter in NYC |
| daughter in NYC User ID: 72856516 United States09/19/2016 02:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 72666162  United Kingdom09/19/2016 02:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Attar (OP) User ID: 19159204 United States09/19/2016 03:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP openly admits to worship of the father of lies, at what point do you think he will start telling the truth? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73023093 I didn't say that either. You did, you just said it in a different way. I don't worship Satan. Last Edited by Attar on 09/19/2016 03:36 PM |
| Attar (OP) User ID: 19159204 United States09/19/2016 03:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Attar The idea is that if your name isn't in the book of life, your soul is already sold. That's the (likely shoddy) arrangement I'm looking to improve upon. The Book of Life can only be edited by God Himself....it is a living document that is based upon our faith and belief in Jesus up until our very last breath. Therefore all who call upon the Name of Jesus Christ will be saved. Those who continue to reject Him will not....... And they're the ones my offer is geared towards. They have hope in Jesus....even to the "end of the world" I'm not disagreeing with you. But the Bible also says there will be goats, tares, wicked, and dealers of iniquity. It's unfortunate, but in such a case I case I can help. |
| Attar (OP) User ID: 19159204 United States09/19/2016 03:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Romans 10:13King James Version (KJV) Quoting: daughter in NYC 13 For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved. Matthew 7:21-23 "Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. 22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works? 23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity." Is my only point. |
| Attar (OP) User ID: 19159204 United States09/19/2016 03:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OK, I want money and lots of it. I don't want fame. Just the moola. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72666162 If that's all you want, I just need a name for you. Jim. When should I check my bank statement? Moloch, and probably not until after you've deposited it. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 73023902 United Kingdom09/19/2016 03:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
The Deplorable Lady Jane Smith Forum Administrator 09/19/2016 03:50 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OK, I want money and lots of it. I don't want fame. Just the moola. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72666162 Best be very, very specific as to your contractual requirements, or you will just get a big ass pile of pennies <------ after all, that IS a whole lot of money. Better yet, ignore this asshole troll. Fate whispers to the warrior "You cannot withstand the storm" the warrior whispers back "I am the storm" INTJ-A  |
| Attar (OP) User ID: 19159204 United States09/19/2016 03:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| The Deplorable Lady Jane Smith Forum Administrator 09/19/2016 03:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Be gone Attar. You have no place here. I command you in my name to desist: JUSTIN. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72970357 Try taking my soul! I ask that you find me, talk to me in person and listen very carefully to what I say to you for three hours. Then you will give me your soul of your own volition and cancel the contract. Here is my loaction GB NG32 3RB 5. I wait. Deal? He already admitted to being low-level.. It's going to be a short game of cat and mouse I didn't say that. You don't have to -- it is obvious. You do not have the power to give anything -- you do not have the authority to accept anything. You will be lucky if your "master" does not crush you for entertainment value. Go away. Fate whispers to the warrior "You cannot withstand the storm" the warrior whispers back "I am the storm" INTJ-A |
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| Deplorable Debauchery User ID: 71870886 United States09/19/2016 04:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OK, I want money and lots of it. I don't want fame. Just the moola. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72666162 Best be very, very specific as to your contractual requirements, or you will just get a big ass pile of pennies <------ after all, that IS a whole lot of money. Better yet, ignore this asshole troll. You could weaponize those pennies, make a penny shooter. It might be fun.  Sure as hell not rolling up a gabillion pennies to cash in. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
| Preta-Sana User ID: 31862476 United States09/19/2016 04:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Attar (OP) User ID: 29447712 United States09/19/2016 04:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OK, I want money and lots of it. I don't want fame. Just the moola. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72666162 Best be very, very specific as to your contractual requirements, or you will just get a big ass pile of pennies <------ after all, that IS a whole lot of money. Better yet, ignore this asshole troll. I'm not an asshole or a troll. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 35594119 United States09/19/2016 04:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Attar (OP) User ID: 29447712 United States09/19/2016 04:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Be gone Attar. You have no place here. I command you in my name to desist: JUSTIN. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72970357 Try taking my soul! I ask that you find me, talk to me in person and listen very carefully to what I say to you for three hours. Then you will give me your soul of your own volition and cancel the contract. Here is my loaction GB NG32 3RB 5. I wait. Deal? He already admitted to being low-level.. It's going to be a short game of cat and mouse I didn't say that. You don't have to -- it is obvious. You do not have the power to give anything -- you do not have the authority to accept anything. You will be lucky if your "master" does not crush you for entertainment value. Go away. I'm who I say I am, but you're obviously entitled to your own opinion. You seem to have some kind of problem with me, and I don't know why. |
| The Deplorable Lady Jane Smith Forum Administrator 09/19/2016 04:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OK, I want money and lots of it. I don't want fame. Just the moola. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72666162 Best be very, very specific as to your contractual requirements, or you will just get a big ass pile of pennies <------ after all, that IS a whole lot of money. Better yet, ignore this asshole troll. You could weaponize those pennies, make a penny shooter. It might be fun. Sure as hell not rolling up a gabillion pennies to cash in. We can shackle Op to the wall and flick pennies in his direction. Let's see if he is mighty and powerful enough to save himself from 20 million tiny penny bruises. Fate whispers to the warrior "You cannot withstand the storm" the warrior whispers back "I am the storm" INTJ-A |
| Attar (OP) User ID: 29447712 United States09/19/2016 04:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| The Deplorable Lady Jane Smith Forum Administrator 09/19/2016 04:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OK, I want money and lots of it. I don't want fame. Just the moola. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72666162 Best be very, very specific as to your contractual requirements, or you will just get a big ass pile of pennies <------ after all, that IS a whole lot of money. Better yet, ignore this asshole troll. I'm not an asshole or a troll. You are both, or maybe you are just a troll's asshole. Did you learn nothing from the jade flames? Fate whispers to the warrior "You cannot withstand the storm" the warrior whispers back "I am the storm" INTJ-A |
| The Deplorable Lady Jane Smith Forum Administrator 09/19/2016 04:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: TheDeplorableMuddaFuq He already admitted to being low-level.. It's going to be a short game of cat and mouse I didn't say that. You don't have to -- it is obvious. You do not have the power to give anything -- you do not have the authority to accept anything. You will be lucky if your "master" does not crush you for entertainment value. Go away. I'm who I say I am, but you're obviously entitled to your own opinion. You seem to have some kind of problem with me, and I don't know why. Work on introspection, it will be revealed. Fate whispers to the warrior "You cannot withstand the storm" the warrior whispers back "I am the storm" INTJ-A |
| Attar (OP) User ID: 29447712 United States09/19/2016 04:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You're not getting my soul. If you really wanted to help, you would give without taking. Help is not help when it comes with a price. Quoting: DeplorableTransfeara If you're saved, I don't even want it. If you're not, then your soul is already sold. I'm saying sell it to me specifically, and it can only help. |
| Attar (OP) User ID: 29447712 United States09/19/2016 04:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OK, I want money and lots of it. I don't want fame. Just the moola. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72666162 Best be very, very specific as to your contractual requirements, or you will just get a big ass pile of pennies <------ after all, that IS a whole lot of money. Better yet, ignore this asshole troll. I'm not an asshole or a troll. You are both, or maybe you are just a troll's asshole. Did you learn nothing from the jade flames? I'm not that either and I'd appreciate keeping things civil. I don't know what the Jade flames are. |
| Attar (OP) User ID: 29447712 United States09/19/2016 05:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You don't have to -- it is obvious. You do not have the power to give anything -- you do not have the authority to accept anything. You will be lucky if your "master" does not crush you for entertainment value. Go away. I'm who I say I am, but you're obviously entitled to your own opinion. You seem to have some kind of problem with me, and I don't know why. Work on introspection, it will be revealed. You're the one calling names, to be honest. I've said who I am and why I'm here, in other threads. Whatever you don't like about that isn't a reflection of myself. And if you're unaware, even worse. |
| Attar (OP) User ID: 29447712 United States09/19/2016 05:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Attar (OP) User ID: 29447712 United States09/19/2016 05:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| The Deplorable Lady Jane Smith Forum Administrator 09/19/2016 05:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: The Deplorable Lady Jane Smith Best be very, very specific as to your contractual requirements, or you will just get a big ass pile of pennies <------ after all, that IS a whole lot of money. Better yet, ignore this asshole troll. I'm not an asshole or a troll. You are both, or maybe you are just a troll's asshole. Did you learn nothing from the jade flames? I'm not that either and I'd appreciate keeping things civil. I don't know what the Jade flames are. You are anything but civil. Fate whispers to the warrior "You cannot withstand the storm" the warrior whispers back "I am the storm" INTJ-A |
| The Deplorable Lady Jane Smith Forum Administrator 09/19/2016 05:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: The Deplorable Lady Jane Smith You don't have to -- it is obvious. You do not have the power to give anything -- you do not have the authority to accept anything. You will be lucky if your "master" does not crush you for entertainment value. Go away. I'm who I say I am, but you're obviously entitled to your own opinion. You seem to have some kind of problem with me, and I don't know why. Work on introspection, it will be revealed. You're the one calling names, to be honest. I've said who I am and why I'm here, in other threads. Whatever you don't like about that isn't a reflection of myself. And if you're unaware, even worse. Take your meds. Fate whispers to the warrior "You cannot withstand the storm" the warrior whispers back "I am the storm" INTJ-A |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 931160 United States09/19/2016 05:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What is the easiest thing you can do for the little people? Let's get this sold today! I would like to be fully awake in this tim.line can you amke that happen? 30 days? A lifetime. Or how about the next 10 people I see that need some anonymous help you sprinkle some angle sparkles on them. |
