Soccer-Moms cannot cook worth shit! FUCK YOU! DO NOT USE YELLOW CHEESE ON PIZZA!!!!!! | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1550123 United States 07/12/2012 06:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i do- Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19268294 thin pizza crust, ranch dressing, rotisserie chicken, alfredo sauce, sliced thin green onions and CHEDDAR CHEESE. bake at 400 for 10-12 minutes. F*ch OFF Ranch dressing is the Devil's doing! Not. Homemade potato chips dipped in ranch are awesome. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1550123 United States 07/12/2012 06:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP, get off your lazy ass and make your own damned pizza since you are such a connoisseur. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1600165 And how many "Soccer Moms" pizza have you eaten? You don't know shit. I don't think OP could get a soccer mom if he hung a cheddar cheese pizza around his neck. That is what he is made about. He has the hots for soccer moms but alas, can't get one to save his life. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1550123 United States 07/12/2012 06:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And thus began Barry's search for an Eastern European bride. One that could cook. And didn't put hot dogs, on pizza. Quoting: Lex 19078610 LOL. If cooking is so high on a man's list maybe he should have his prospective wife cook for him for a few weeks. Make that priority number one over sex. But most guys go for sex first and then completely overlook exactly who the woman is. If you really like her and she has problems in the kitchen area then send her to cooking classes. Make sure she really likes to cook though and you won't get any surprises. You might have to marry a heavier woman though who appreciates good food. Skinny model types don't eat much so no need for cooking. Choose wisely. |
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cebu4u User ID: 19636606 Canada 07/12/2012 06:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I SO feel this guy's rant I am older than the soccer mom, but I hate when women "phone it in" to make a meal. ie. when you make a chicken caesar salad: 1. buy chicken breast on the bone from a reputable butcher who buys from reputable farms, season and sear on both sides for 3 minutes, then cook in cast iron fry pan for 15 mins at 350 degrees, you can buy rotisserie chicken but understand you are buying an abused, battery chicken 2. buy romaine hearts, or at least, put the outer greener leaves in the blender for smoothies later 3. make your own caesar dressing, it is REALLY not that hard. eggs. oil. garlic. seasoning. 4. get real parmesan cheese, not the crap in the green container that Kraft sells 5. you can make really nice croutons with a multi-grain mini-loaf toasted in small slices with some garlic butter and (real) parmesan 6. there's this thing in the grocery store called bacon, cook a few slices and break it up - the thing in the plastic container called Real Bacon is NOT real bacon. and also.. simulated bacon is not ACTUALLY bacon <that felt good> |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1550123 United States 07/12/2012 06:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Just tell them to buy Trader Joes four cheese Italinan Organic pizza....and not to overl cook. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18589343 Yum. And yes, women today can not cook...this is true. They are too busy working bringing in that second paycheck that many men demand. So there is not much time left to actually cook for a family. Guys, if you want the woman who cooks and cleans etc then work two jobs so she can do this. And make sure before you marry her what you expect of her. Don't just surprise a non-cooking woman with a list of culinary demands. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1550123 United States 07/12/2012 06:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Just tell them to buy Trader Joes four cheese Italinan Organic pizza....and not to overl cook. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18589343 Yum. And yes, women today can not cook...this is true. They are too busy working bringing in that second paycheck that many men demand. So there is not much time left to actually cook for a family. Guys, if you want the woman who cooks and cleans etc then work two jobs so she can do this. And make sure before you marry her what you expect of her. Don't just surprise a non-cooking woman with a list of culinary demands. Also, men of the family, you might just want to cut out too many kid sports if you want a meal. Those sports take up A LOT of time and energy. |
cebu4u User ID: 19636606 Canada 07/12/2012 06:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Lombardi's Pizza in NYC Quoting: allisaTX this is a great website for new and old cooks! Here is the "Slice of Life" pizza.... [link to foodwishes.blogspot.com] Chef John is great! love me some Chef John. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 19565086 United States 07/12/2012 06:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And thus began Barry's search for an Eastern European bride. One that could cook. And didn't put hot dogs, on pizza. Quoting: Lex 19078610 Life and Wife was good to Barry for several months. Passionate lovemaking. Coy house games, like when she prepared authentic Americanized Pizza sans Cheddar Cheese. She didn't feel the need to gad about town in an SUV. She abhorred christian pop music. After several months of bliss together, she even prepared Barry's favorite dish wearing nothing but an apron. Her shoulder length hair gliding like silk over her beautiful bare skin. She said "Barry, I love you. My life is perfect. I want to be able to show my mother and brother how happy you make me. They are traveling through the USA. I could ask them to stop in with your permission." ... Barry now enjoys a cell with bubba and likes grocery surplus cheddar dogs cooked in biscuits at his new home. All food must be finger food, as utensils are frowned upon. Turns out, what he thought was his brother-in-law was not a brother at all, and had considerable problems with the law. But he did get to meet his brides' two nephews and a niece. They were participating in club football exchange tour here in the states. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 18589343 United States 07/12/2012 06:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Just tell them to buy Trader Joes four cheese Italinan Organic pizza....and not to overl cook. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18589343 Yum. And yes, women today can not cook...this is true. They are too busy working bringing in that second paycheck that many men demand. So there is not much time left to actually cook for a family. Guys, if you want the woman who cooks and cleans etc then work two jobs so she can do this. And make sure before you marry her what you expect of her. Don't just surprise a non-cooking woman with a list of culinary demands. The best meals are simple and inexpensive and can be prepared together. It's fun and very...... Schools changed the focus on home economics classes in lieu of sports.. Bad decision. Athletics......damn near worthless in real life. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 19604038 United States 07/12/2012 06:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Recipes should follow tradition. Traditionally pizza and pasta for that matter use white melting Italiano cheeses. Not some foreign to Italy cheese like Cheddar WHICH originates in the U.K, yes England. It serves its purpose cheddar for U.K recipes and yes the U.K cheddar is far different and better than the putzo crap peddled in Americannot. But seriously, Velveeta or a block of *Cheese Product* on pizza using canned Prue-made pasta sauce like Ragu? Come on. You are just butchering heritage and action by using that shit, no wonder Americannots are such fat blubbery fucks. Then they have the gall to dice up Hot Dogs as the meat? On top of that using French bread or Wonder-Bread toasted? Come on. No excuse Thar, they simply do not care. Here, eat this shit because it is shit kids, die an early death. It was hard hard work... don't like it? STFU I am busy texting on muh phone! Stick to tradition, bend it a bit but do not butcher it. The OP is right, this is not about bashing women but about proving a point! Just because you are poor does not mean you have to eat fucking slop! You can still eat healthy and you can still have a semblance of fucking pride in what you do. Hot dogs on pizza, pizza with yellow Velveeta cheese product? For fucks sake that sounds like cancer in the making. No wonder I see so many fat fucks waddling around driving government funded electric wheel chairs, they eat literal chemical SHIT! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1328005 United States 07/12/2012 06:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I tried cheddar cheese once on home made pizza crust and sauce and it was gross. Never again. I even try putting it in mac and cheese and it never turns out right. Cheddar cheese only taste good on grilled cheese sandwiches and tacos. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 19569382 United States 07/12/2012 07:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I tried cheddar cheese once on home made pizza crust and sauce and it was gross. Never again. I even try putting it in mac and cheese and it never turns out right. Cheddar cheese only taste good on grilled cheese sandwiches and tacos. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1328005 Your disappointment is based upon the sad fact that you cannot make a souffle, a few little cheese straws or even a "Welsh Rabbit." Without a real cheddar sharp enough to bite your palate and dry enough to blend into your spirits, all the above cannot exist. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 19077847 United States 07/12/2012 07:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | They use Prue-made pizza mixes and slather cheap processed cheddar on pizzas, dice up hot dogs, etc. Quoting: TheItalian 19561680 Look at me I am a cook, I wear a bob haircut, I drive my kids to soccer practice, I listen to Christian pop-Music, I am a closet alco, I am sexually frustrated, I cannot cook. YOU FUCKING CUNTS NEVER SHOULD USE CHEDDAR CHEESE ON PIZZA! Make an effort and prepare your own dough, make your own pizza, use a mix of hard and soft white Italian cheeses, prepare your own sauce, toast your veggies and meats before and drain of grease. TAKE SOME INITIATIVE YOU FUCKING AMERICAN PIG WOMAN! Women cannot fucking cook worth shit now days, they fuck EVERYTHING UP! "Oh god I have kids, I am so stressed out *Christian pop music playing in the background*, I never get fucked anymore, I mix random shit together and feed my 'chillens, they are grateful, I work so hard, I watch Oprah, I go to church, blah blah fucking BLAH" Fuck you! No short cuts bitch, make an effort! Do something with yourself!!! Put out something. Why the fuck should they cook for an ungrateful pig like you? I'm a guy and I cook extremely well. And what the fuck is this "yellow cheese"?. You refer to the chedd.r in your text? Here's a secret dude...You can add more than one cheese to the pizza...including Cheddar. I do it on top of the Mozzerella with some Gorgonzolla to boot. Make your own sauce base and dough and don't go overboard with the topping. Learn to cook, and you won't have to rely on anyone else. Nuff said Sounds delicious! |
Chione latilirata User ID: 18589343 United States 07/12/2012 07:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Cheddar is a good cheese. Not good for pizza. Kinda like hotdogs with pineapple. There is nothing so powerful as truth, and often nothing so strange ~ Daniel Webster Omnia Vincit Amor ~ Virgil The more you learn, the less you know ~ Socrates That writer does the most, who gives his reader the most knowledge, and takes from him the least time. ~ Charles Caleb Colton |
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Earth Daughter User ID: 18325407 United States 07/12/2012 07:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | When real doom comes, you'll gobble up the hot dog/cheddar pizza like it was mana from heaven. "Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1550123 United States 07/12/2012 07:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Just tell them to buy Trader Joes four cheese Italinan Organic pizza....and not to overl cook. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18589343 Yum. And yes, women today can not cook...this is true. They are too busy working bringing in that second paycheck that many men demand. So there is not much time left to actually cook for a family. Guys, if you want the woman who cooks and cleans etc then work two jobs so she can do this. And make sure before you marry her what you expect of her. Don't just surprise a non-cooking woman with a list of culinary demands. The best meals are simple and inexpensive and can be prepared together. It's fun and very...... Schools changed the focus on home economics classes in lieu of sports.. Bad decision. Athletics......damn near worthless in real life. Agree. And schools really need to bring back home ec for both sexes. Shop class also was ditched and needs to be brought back. |