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What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?

 
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What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
I have in the past used 911. Please don't laugh at me. I am kinda of dumb but kinda of smart. I carry wasp spray in my car it shoots 20 feet. I don't own a gun. I am afraid I would be shot before I could shoot. I am not sure how to protect myself anymore?
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I just yell out GLP and they know I am crazy and then they RUN!!!!!ahhh
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
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garlic
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33404905


I am not talking dengue fever here! I am referring to the mosquitoes that swarm us everyday.
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Compact 9mm ccw
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I carry a Taurus .38



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Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
the best thing you can do if you don't have a weapon and are not going to fight is shit yourself

seriously

just shit your fucking pants as hard as you can

no one will fuck with you

believe me

I use this technique all the time at burger king to get free food
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rofl
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01/31/2013 02:39 PM
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Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
Lawnmower blade.

Cheap, Quiet & Efficient.

Leaves quite the mess that deters other pudding heads from fucking with you.
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Springfield XD(m) .40 (16+1) loaded with DRT ammo
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Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
the best thing you can do if you don't have a weapon and are not going to fight is shit yourself

seriously

just shit your fucking pants as hard as you can

no one will fuck with you

believe me

I use this technique all the time at burger king to get free food
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LOL, this...or buy a nice japanese sword (seen in the movies), it's so darn stylish, you just look good with it. For longer range, a bow. All these are legal even here in Sweden, so I bought a practical katana for posing and for rainy days, hehe.
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OK! None of you guys are helping. I have a lawn servive to cut my lawn so the lawn mower blade thing is out. What the F$&k! This is crazy!
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OK! None of you guys are helping. I have a lawn servive to cut my lawn so the lawn mower blade thing is out. What the F$&k! This is crazy!
 Quoting: Yellow Bird


Really ?

So you'd go with the noisy gun & expensive ammo ?
(I carry, but I like to improvise)

and the Katana ? yeah, ok ...

A lawnmower blade and chain saw chain can be gotten anywhere, stored in your car without too much LEO fuss and can be a lot of fun !

I started swinging one around in the BK the other day and this dude shit his pants without me even hitting him !
He got a free meal out of it and I got a good laugh and some practice swings !
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If you understand, no explanation is necessary, if you have to ask, no explanation is possible.
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01/31/2013 02:53 PM
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A weed whacker because I've been hit by objects the line has hit so I can only imagine how bad the actual line must feel.
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Funny! I can't even hold a weed wacker. I hate those yard work equipment things!
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01/31/2013 02:56 PM
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Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
For me it depends on the area and the situation.

Inside my home - pistol, or 12 gauge
Attackers outside - AK47 or mosin nagant for long range
Less than fatal attack unarmed assailant - Cold Steel Koga
last ditch - Kabar TDI knife

It really depends on the situation. The trick is to rise above the force you encounter. The wasp spray really isnt a bad idea. It's good that you have something.

Also might try mixing 5 OZ of Alcohol with Cayenne pepper in an old saline bottle. that will blind anyone. Your first choice should always be to run or get away. if you arent comfortable with firearms dont bother. You can get used to them, but you need to be comfortable with the level of protection you choose.
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Thanks for the pin! I think?
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A crossbow with curare arrows, silent and deadly.
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Join the GOvernment, and have them provide you with armed guards carrying fully automatic assault weapons in the free streets of Amerika!!!
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Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
OK! None of you guys are helping. I have a lawn servive to cut my lawn so the lawn mower blade thing is out. What the F$&k! This is crazy!
 Quoting: Yellow Bird


Really ?

So you'd go with the noisy gun & expensive ammo ?
(I carry, but I like to improvise)

and the Katana ? yeah, ok ...

A lawnmower blade and chain saw chain can be gotten anywhere, stored in your car without too much LEO fuss and can be a lot of fun !

I started swinging one around in the BK the other day and this dude shit his pants without me even hitting him !
He got a free meal out of it and I got a good laugh and some practice swings !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33394472


Sure you did
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sass, nunchucks & my BOOM STICK!!!
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Since I live in NY State, I can't own a gun,knife or any kind of hammer. So my weapon of choice is a number 2 pencil, I am pretty fast so i can stick in your temple or eye socket before most people can react. The throat works too.
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Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
I have in the past used 911. Please don't laugh at me. I am kinda of dumb but kinda of smart. I carry wasp spray in my car it shoots 20 feet. I don't own a gun. I am afraid I would be shot before I could shoot. I am not sure how to protect myself anymore?
 Quoting: Yellow Bird



the best thing you can do if you don't have a weapon and are not going to fight is shit yourself

seriously

just shit your fucking pants as hard as you can

no one will fuck with you

believe me

I use this technique all the time at burger king to get free food
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


cruise

Now THAT'S funny!
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Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
For me it depends on the area and the situation.

Inside my home - pistol, or 12 gauge
Attackers outside - AK47 or mosin nagant for long range
Less than fatal attack unarmed assailant - Cold Steel Koga
last ditch - Kabar TDI knife

It really depends on the situation. The trick is to rise above the force you encounter. The wasp spray really isnt a bad idea. It's good that you have something.

Also might try mixing 5 OZ of Alcohol with Cayenne pepper in an old saline bottle. that will blind anyone. Your first choice should always be to run or get away. if you arent comfortable with firearms dont bother. You can get used to them, but you need to be comfortable with the level of protection you choose.
 Quoting: <<FOCUS>> 33194738


If you do go with a pistol, try the Ruger LCR (Lightweight compact revolver,) loaded with .38. mine is 357. Just point and shoot. No slides, no magazines, no hammer.
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01/31/2013 03:00 PM
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If u want to know what's coming, watch the video of the Koreans beating up American citizens. Point is, wasp spray will not handle multiple attackers.
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Re: What is your choice of weapon to protect yourself?
I have in the past used 911. Please don't laugh at me. I am kinda of dumb but kinda of smart. I carry wasp spray in my car it shoots 20 feet. I don't own a gun. I am afraid I would be shot before I could shoot. I am not sure how to protect myself anymore?
 Quoting: Yellow Bird



the best thing you can do if you don't have a weapon and are not going to fight is shit yourself

seriously

just shit your fucking pants as hard as you can

no one will fuck with you

believe me

I use this technique all the time at burger king to get free food
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^


LMFAO!
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Scissors... homeland security approved.
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nice data mining thread
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Here ya go Trinity the fun starts at 3 min if you don't want to watch the whole thing.

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nice data mining thread
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this is not worth their time
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Mine is the patriot act best weapon ever holds 330,000,000 million people hostage all at once. Love it like a smart bomb. LOL. They won't know what hit them...





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