The bible is full of shit! (New Testament Contradiction Edition)

Find where I claimed to be a "Jesus Nut"

Straw man tactics

I have no obligation to spare the feelings of anyone who has not accepted Christ.

Found this post on another thread:



This is my new mantra

That's a good Christian right there!

Your a repressed homosexual, aren't you? Let it out man, really. You'll feel better.

Did I claim to be a "Good Christian?" I make no such claim. Christians will tell you I'm not even Christian.

So I don't know where you're getting the fake ammo for these attacks but I do see a certain revelation here in your next statement



Why do you need me to be homosexual? If you're trying to persuade me to join your "team" if you will, which I suspect is the case since you continue to flirt with me with your cute little "Attacks" made up of fake arguments, you're not going to get anywhere. If I have one stumbling block in my spiritual ventures, it's women. God Knows.

That's a good Christian right there!





Your a repressed homosexual, aren't you? Let it out man, really. You'll feel better.

Good Thread OP and to all the christians: Stop worshipping this book. You know the bible but you don't know God. All you need is a personal, one-on-one relationship with God and you will see the bible is written by men.

If the bible is the infallible word of 'God' & God is perfect, then why are there so many mistakes in it? Is this an admission that God is not perfect?

Here's a compilation of New Testament contradictions:

Gospel Contradictions:

1) How many generations were there between Abraham to David?
Matthew 1:17 lists fourteen generations. Matthew 1:2 lists thirteen generations.

2) Is Paul lying? In Acts 20:35 Paul told people "to remember the words of the Lord Jesus, how he said, 'It is more blessed to give than to receive.'" Since Jesus never made such a biblical statement, isn’t Paul guilty of deception?

3) When did the leper become not a leper? (Matthew 8:13 & 8:14) Jesus healed the leper before visiting the house. (Mark 1:29-30 & 1:40-42) Jesus healed the leper after visiting Simon Peter’s house.

4) Who approached Jesus? (Matthew 8:5-7) The Centurion approached Jesus, beseeching help for a sick servant. (Luke 7:3 & 7:6-7) The Centurion did not approach Jesus. He sent friends and elders of the Jews.

5) Was she dead or just dying? (Matthew 9:18) He asked for help, saying his daughter was already dead. (Luke 8:41-42) Jairus approached Jesus for help, because his daughter was dying.

6) Just what did Jesus instruct them to take? (Matthew 10:10) Jesus instructed them not to take a staff, not to wear sandals. (Mark 6:8-9) Jesus instructed his disciples to wear sandals and take a staff on their journey.

7) When did John find out Jesus was the Messiah? (Matthew 11:2-3) While imprisoned. John the Baptist sent followers to Jesus to inquire if Jesus was the messiah. (Luke 7:18-22) While imprisoned. John the Baptist sent followers to Jesus to inquire if Jesus was the Messiah. (John 1 :29-34,36) John already knew Jesus was the Messiah.

8) Who made the request? (Matthew 20:20-21) Their mother requested that James and John, Zebedee’s children, should sit beside Jesus in his Kingdom. (Mark 10:35-37) James and John, Zebedee’s children, requested that they should sit beside Jesus in his Kingdom.

9) What animals were brought to Jesus? (Matthew 21:2-7) two of the disciples brought Jesus an ass and a colt from the village of Bethphage. (Mark 11:2-7) They brought him only a colt.

10) When did the fig tree hear of its doom? (Matthew 21:17-19) Jesus cursed the fig tree after purging the temple. (Mark 11:14-15 & 20) He cursed it before the purging.

11) When did the fig tree keel? (Matthew 21:9) The fig tree withered immediately. and the disciples registered surprise then and there. (Mark 11:12-14 & 20) The morning after Jesus cursed the fig tree, the disciples noticed it had withered and expressed astonishment.

12) Was John the Baptist Elias? "This is Elias which was to come." Matthew 11:14 "And they asked him, what then? Art thou Elias? And he said I am not." John l:21

13) Who was the father of Joseph? Matthew 1:16 The father of Joseph was Jacob. Luke 3 :23 The father of Joseph was Heli. Christians shall try to LIE and tell you that one is the heritage of Mary and the other Joseph. This is utter bullshit, the Hebrew and Greek cultures NEVER regarded the bloodline of the mother. They were patriarchal societies which only concerned themselves with paternal lineage.

14) How many generations were there from the Babylon captivity to Christ? Matthew 1:17 Fourteen generations, Matthew 1:12-16 Thirteen generations.

15) Egypt? Matthew 2:15, 19 & 21-23 The infant Christ was taken into Egypt. Luke 2:22 & 39 The infant Christ was NOT taken to Egypt.

16) Where did Christ preach his first sermon? Matthew 5:1-2 Christ preached his first sermon on the mount. Luke 6:17 & 20 Christ preached his first sermon in the plain.

17) Was John in Prison? John was in prison when Jesus went into Galilee. Mark 1:14 John was not in prison when Jesus went into Galilee. John 1:43 & 3:22-24

18) What was the nationality of the woman who besought Jesus? Matthew 15:22 "And behold, a woman of Canaan came out of the same coasts, and cried unto him, Have mercy on me, 0 Lord, thou son of David; my daughter is grievously vexed with a devil." Mark 7:26 "The woman was a Greek, a Syrophenician by nation, and she besought him that he would cast forth the devil out of her daughter."

19) How many blind men besought Jesus? Matthew 20:30 Two blind men. Luke 18:35-38 Only one blind man.

20) Where did the devil take Jesus first? (Matthew 4:5-8) The Devil took Jesus first to the parapet of the temple, then to a high place to view all the Kingdoms of the world. (Luke 4:5-9) The Devil took Jesus first to a high place to view the kingdoms, then to the parapet of the temple.

21) Can one pray in public? (Matthew 6:5-6) Jesus condemned public prayer. (1 Timothy 2:8) Paul encouraged public prayer.

22) If we decide to do good works, should those works be seen? Matthew 5:16 "Let your light so shine before men that they may see your good works." 1 Peter 2:12 "Having your conversation honest among the Gentiles: that ... they may by your good works, which they shall behold, glorify God in the day of visitation." This contradicts: Matthew 6:1-4 "Take heed that ye do not your alms before men, to be seen of them…that thine alms may be in secret." Matthew 23:3-5 "Do not ye after their [Pharisees'] works ... all their works they do for to be seen of men."

23) Who did Jesus tell the Lord’s Prayer to? (Matthew 5:1, 6:9-13 & 7:28) Jesus delivered the Lord’s Prayer during the Sermon on the Mount before the multitudes. (Luke 11:1-4) He delivered it before the disciples alone, and not as part of the Sermon on the Mount.

24) When was Christ crucified? Mark 15:25 "And it was the third hour and they crucified him." John 19:14-15 "And it was the preparation of the Passover, and about the sixth hour; and he saith unto the Jews, Behold your king…Shall I crucify your king?" John 19:14-15.

25) The two thieves reviled Christ. (Matthew 27:44 & Mark 15:32) Only one of the thieves reviled Christ. Luke 23:39-40.

26) Baptism? In 1 Corinthians 1:17 ("For Christ sent me [Paul] not to baptize but to preach the gospel") Paul said Jesus was wrong when he said in Matthew 28:19 "Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them…" Clearly one of these people is wrong, either way, it’s a contradiction.

27) When did Satan enter Judas? Satan entered into Judas while at the supper. John 13:27 Satan entered Judas before the supper. Luke 23:3-4 & 7

28) How many women came to the sepulcher? John 20:1 Only one woman went, Mary Magdalene. Matthew 28:1 Mary Magdalene and the "other Mary" (Jesus’ mother) went.

29) When & who went to the sepulcher? Mark 16:2 It was sunrise when the two women went to the sepulcher. John 20:1 It was still dark (before sunrise) when Mary Magdalene went alone to the sepulcher.

30) How many angels were there? There were two angels seen by the women at the sepulcher and they were standing up. Luke 24:4 There was only one angel seen and he was sitting down. Mark 28:2-5

31) How many angels were within the sepulcher? John 20:11-12 two, Mark 16:5 one.

32) Holy Ghost timing? The Holy Ghost bestowed at Pentecost. Acts 1:5-8 & 2:1-4 The holy Ghost bestowed before Pentecost. John 20:22

33) Where did Jesus first appear to the eleven disciples? In a room in Jerusalem. Luke 24:32-37 On a mountain in Galilee. Matthew 28:15-17

34) Where did Christ ascend from? From Mount Olivet. Acts 1:9-12 From Bethany. Luke 24:50-51

35) Can all sins be forgiven? (Acts 13:39) All sins can be forgiven. Great, I’m happy to know God is so merciful, but wait (Mark 3:29) Cursing or blaspheming the Holy Spirit is unforgivable.

36) The Elijah mystery: (Malachi 4:5) Elijah must return before the final days of the world. (Matthew 11:12-14) Jesus said that John the Baptist was Elijah. (Matthew 17:12- 13) Jesus insists that Elijah has already come, and everyone understood him to mean John the Baptist. (Mark 9:13) Jesus insists that Elijah has already come. (John 1:21) John the Baptist maintained that he was not Elijah.

37) Who purchased the potter’s field? Acts 1:18 The field was purchased by Judas. John 20:1 The potter’s field was purchased by the chief priests.

38) Did Paul's attendants hear anything? Paul’s attendants heard the miraculous voice and stood speechless. Acts 9:7 Paul’s attendants did not hear the voice and were prostrate. Acts 22:9 & 26:14

39) Who bought the Sepulcher? Jacob, Josh 24:32 Abraham, Acts 7:16

40) Was it lawful for the Jews to put Christ to death? "The Jews answered him, we have a law, and by our law he ought to die." John 19:7 "The Jews therefore said unto him, It is not lawful for us to put any man to death." John 18:31

41) Has anyone ascended up to heaven? Elijah went up to heaven: "And Elijah went up by a whirlwind into heaven." 2 Kings 2:11 "No man hath ascended up to heaven but he that came down from heaven, even the son of man." John 3:13


If the Gospels are the infallible word of God, why are they so poorly written? Is God bad with details?


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It's not a good thread, at all, OP got PWNED by his own lack.

Do you really think a thread where someone cuts and pastes a list of grievences from a Hate site is a good thread?

What sort of person are you?

Wow, is all.

What the bible says, it says. Why would the author attempt to confuse by giving different accounts of events, especially from one who's supposed to be all loving? Circular reasoning in attempting to clarify and ignoring the questions makes no sense for what is supposed to be the truth, yet this is exactly what comes from the faithful. And, with the faithful, if this doesn't work, try insults and name calling. What a strange way to demonstrate the love of God/Jesus. Anyway, truth is forthright and never attempts to confuse.

They always do that. They have no explanation for anything other than to quote a few verses from a book that they themselves admit was 'Written by men'.

When the obvious fallacy's are pointed out, they get mad or use circular logic to defend it. What are you gonna do man? Some people are just blind.

What the bible says, it says. Why would the author attempt to confuse by giving different accounts of events, especially from one who's supposed to be all loving? Circular reasoning in attempting to clarify and ignoring the questions makes no sense for what is supposed to be the truth, yet this is exactly what comes from the faithful. And, with the faithful, if this doesn't work, try insults and name calling. What a strange way to demonstrate the love of God/Jesus. Anyway, truth is forthright and never attempts to confuse.

There are six pages of people refuting OP's claim and OP was so PWNED he's run away to his mommy.

Now here are you come-latelys here tyring to pretend like it all didn't happen.

I know this tactic, it will not work here.

Many so called contradictions occur because of people who do not study the Word, misunderstand things or choose to create problems or "contradictions".

Like the Fact that everything Jesus said and did is NOT recorded in the Bible!(see "contradiction" #2)
Joh_21:25 (WNT) But there are also many other things which Jesus did--so vast a number indeed that if they were all described in detail, I suppose that the world itself could not contain the books that would have to be written.
The Bible does not declare itself to be a full account of everything, that ever happened. Just a general account of the affairs of God, with certain individuals or groups, in History.

There were many Lepers in Israel(not just one), since they are not named, we do not know how many were healed or when(see "contradiction" #3), thus no contradiction.

Many, like "contradiction" #4, are just made up.
In Matthew, it talks about a sick CHILD. In Luke, a sick SERVANT or SLAVE, thus different stories. No contradiction.

Some people want to make stuff up, they fit different things together to make up a "contradiction". All of this, just to promote their hatred.

I could go on, but why waste my time, those who have an open mind, will believe and those that don't, never will.

They always do that. They have no explanation for anything other than to quote a few verses from a book that they themselves admit was 'Written by men'.

When the obvious fallacy's are pointed out, they get mad or use circular logic to defend it. What are you gonna do man? Some people are just blind.

I read it. All I saw from this mountain of bullshit from you Christians was you (particularly) making an ass out of yourself by calling people names instead of addressing the issue. Another fake ass christian with no morality.

No fucking surprise.

EVERYTHING you have ever read, was written by man, which would, by your definition, make everything you know to be flawed. Every man is flawed, therefore everything created or written by them has flaws.

There isn't just 1 author.

Other writings aren't claiming to be influenced by God nor do they claim to be irrefutable evidence of his existence. (Except other bullshit religions which all claim to be influenced by God)

Pathetic man...really sad you would use that sorry attempt at reasoning. Go pray to your fake God for forgiveness for your bullshit.