FOUR SIREN ALERT: Eight Days to Impact

LOL...this thread made Ure's site:

[link to urbansurvival.com]

"It only took about 2½ hours from yesterday's post about Nostracodeus coming up with "asteroid" as a new hot word for a post to show up over at the Godlike Productions site under the none too reassuring title "Four Siren Alert: Eight Days to Impact" which goes into how a "dark comet" was supposedly going to impact Earth shortly.



So, I asked our source in Hawaii to pass it along to the newsroom and see what gives. After point out there are lots of PTB trolls out and about, how this is likely dis-info, and a decent lecture about asteroid searches he got into some interesting stuff:



"Second: Near Earth asteroids are not found by the Keck telescope. It's much too large and busy with other deep observations to be scanning for asteroids/comets. Asteroids are found by small, wide angle telescopes (11-inch, in some cases!) in the Near Earth Asteroid Threat system (NEAT) that look at wide swaths of sky and 'blink' multiple exposures to find something that moves against the background stars. If the Keck was actually used to examine a threat, the asteroid was found much earlier by the NEAT system and was never published. "

If it was sixty miles in diameter they wouldn't be heading to an underground bunker, they'd be blasting off in a space shuttle.

Something that large would probably blast an eighth of the earth's land mass into space and knock us out of orbit. The shock from the impact itself would flatten buildings on the other side of the planet.

Anything that didn't die in the first couple of hours would be dead in a couple of weeks. Everything would go extinct. Everything.

If there was such a comet, I think it would actually be more of a "good" thing than a bad one. There is so much suffering and evil in this world, and those things are just in our nature so they never will change. The only sad part about it would be all the innocent animals that would be wiped out. But at least it would be the end to all suffering for good.

Thank you in advance for reading.

I will say that I am an astronomer who works for a government agency.

Three days ago a "dark comet" was identified by the Keck observatory. This findings were confirmed by both radio telescope and visual identification by Spitzer.

The end result:

This dark come will impact our planet is fifteen days.


The government has already gone into Secondary protocol. Following his visit to Texas, the POTUS, as well as all other COG members will be heading to their underground bunkers in hopes of surviving this event.

The comet is large. The nucleus is more than 60 miles in diameter. It is expected to be an Atlantic Ocean impact, some 200 miles off the East coast.

I will post more as I am able to.

LOL...this thread made Ure's site:

[link to urbansurvival.com]

"It only took about 2½ hours from yesterday's post about Nostracodeus coming up with "asteroid" as a new hot word for a post to show up over at the Godlike Productions site under the none too reassuring title "Four Siren Alert: Eight Days to Impact" which goes into how a "dark comet" was supposedly going to impact Earth shortly.



So, I asked our source in Hawaii to pass it along to the newsroom and see what gives. After point out there are lots of PTB trolls out and about, how this is likely dis-info, and a decent lecture about asteroid searches he got into some interesting stuff:



"Second: Near Earth asteroids are not found by the Keck telescope. It's much too large and busy with other deep observations to be scanning for asteroids/comets. Asteroids are found by small, wide angle telescopes (11-inch, in some cases!) in the Near Earth Asteroid Threat system (NEAT) that look at wide swaths of sky and 'blink' multiple exposures to find something that moves against the background stars. If the Keck was actually used to examine a threat, the asteroid was found much earlier by the NEAT system and was never published. "

Additional info to follow at 1400 Hours on 05/10/2013

Thank you in advance for reading.

I will say that I am an astronomer who works for a government agency.

Three days ago a "dark comet" was identified by the Keck observatory. This findings were confirmed by both radio telescope and visual identification by Spitzer.

The end result:

This dark come will impact our planet is fifteen days.

The government has already gone into Secondary protocol. Following his visit to Texas, the POTUS, as well as all other COG members will be heading to their underground bunkers in hopes of surviving this event.

The comet is large. The nucleus is more than 60 miles in diameter. It is expected to be an Atlantic Ocean impact, some 200 miles off the East coast.

I will post more as I am able to.

Seriously, you're relying on a known PAID NASA dis-information agent for confirmation or refutal?

Lol! What is it about "astronomers" and their grammar?

Give him a minute. He's gonna have to figure out how to change the IP he's been using to post bullshit for the past year.

I have an appointment, I can't wait all day for you to show up....

So I've been drinking alot since this information came to light, and my grammar and spelling might not be perfect, or Queen's English...so what? The information I am giving is valid, and if it saves only a few lives then I will be happy. Not sure what will happen now.

he site's friend had a warning as well

water all over the place

end of month 16th -24



and that means one thing

holocaust water tidal waves and corpses all over the place

1.49 billion of them

that means flies and disease and corspes and screaming women and wailing and k nashing of teeth and stuff

This sure reminds me of the Dr. Brown debacle of a few weeks ago.

Ok... So the "Dark Comet" and this thread are both Epic Fails. Tomato plants are going back outside tomorrow now ....

Right, the one where he ended up getting kidnapped or something?

Previous threads by our OP, just to give everyone a little perspective here. Let's not all start making amends with estranged family members and jumping off buildings just yet. Panic sex is always in order, however.


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