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why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?

 
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
I thought this was the way you spell Gebus?
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its spelled jEEbis thank you very much.
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01/31/2009 05:15 PM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
''one small step for Tweety....''


''One giant disappointment for Puddy Tat....''
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your talk of Puddy Tat, make sea kittens cry
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
Sign a petition today to help a bird make its dream come true and fly to the moon. Birds around the world need your support to accomplish this great task. The government must be made aware of this pressing cause. Together we can make a difference in the life of birds everywhere.
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Sign a petition today to help a bird make its dream come true and fly to the moon. Birds around the world need your support to accomplish this great task. The government must be made aware of this pressing cause. Together we can make a difference in the life of birds everywhere.
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spock
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01/31/2009 06:49 PM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
do one thing, grow some wings and try flying to the moon, may be you would escape earths gravitational pull without rocket propellants stuck to ur ass.
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01/31/2009 07:08 PM
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do one thing, grow some wings and try flying to the moon, may be you would escape earths gravitational pull without rocket propellants stuck to ur ass.
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Drat. You inspired me for a moment. Then I saw it couldn't work. Orbital velocity is several times higher than the speed of sound in atmosphere. Propellers (and by extension wings) can not develop thrust when the object propelled by them has exceeded the speed of sound in the local medium (see "cavitation" for similar problem in submarines). So no mechanical method can generate sufficient velocities to achieve orbit.

Doesn't mean you can't use air-breathers. But I suspect that in a ramjet, the energy expended to accelerate the incoming air eventually exceeds the thrust advantage of using that air as a propellant.

So, no birds.
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
I thought the moon was inside the Earth????

tomato

Since the Earth is flat, this MUST be true!
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hiding
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pin this!

dumbest thread ever.
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pin this!

dumbest thread ever.
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hf
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
can anyone proves birds don't fly to moon? maybe they do. maybe Flying South is code for something else.... ya wonder?? :X
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
they fly up your ass!
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why don't birds fly to the moon? return of a glp classic
Water always wins. :sun:
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
fly fly little sea kittens fly, fly to the moon.
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
the moon is a great place, but no atmosphere....
besides, florida is warmer.
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
the moon is a great place, but no atmosphere....
besides, florida is warmer.
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Big bird dances every weekend at the clubs on the moon, how can you say that lacks atmosphere?
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why don't a pie eat itself?


That reminds me of a girl I once knew.........

birds need air to fly
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A more accurate statement might read, "Birds need air to live." When not alive, the task of achieving flight is problematic for most birds.
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
pin this!

dumbest thread ever.


hf
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yeah, pin this! best freakin random thread ever....

5a
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
the moon is a great place, but no atmosphere....
besides, florida is warmer.


Big bird dances every weekend at the clubs on the moon, how can you say that lacks atmosphere?
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Because big bird dances theyre?
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
the moon is a great place, but no atmosphere....
besides, florida is warmer.

Big bird dances every weekend at the clubs on the moon, how can you say that lacks atmosphere?

Because big bird dances theyre?
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Yes, Big Bird is dancing rather than doing palates.
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
fly on, earthfish
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Yes, Big Bird is dancing rather than doing palates.
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With his bulbous but, he could use palaties
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
pin this!

dumbest thread ever.

hf

yeah, pin this! best freakin random thread ever....

5a
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pin 5a pin 5a pin
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
Do bots start threads like these and/or just answer them ?
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Do bots start threads like these and/or just answer them ?
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takes a bot to know a bot. hiding
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02/01/2009 04:57 AM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
why can nobody anwser my question? i want to know.
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02/01/2009 05:01 AM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
why can nobody anwser my question? i want to know.
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Cuz its frigin dumb, tahts why.
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
Excellent musings.
See ya.
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
Excellent musings.
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hf
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02/01/2009 05:19 AM
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Re: why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
Excellent musings.


hf
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