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Anonymous Coward User ID: 72993705 Australia 09/19/2016 12:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You tell me what you want, I assign you an angel (or myself) and give it to you. The closer you get to what you want, the more of your soul is mine but you make up for that with spiritual currency you earn through your improved position in life. The farther you get from the deal, the more of your soul is yours and the stronger of a devil you'll be in your own right when the time comes. Currency is experience, strength is free will. Quoting: Attar Some requests might not be feasible, I may counteroffer. Mainly, souls I purchase qualify as heathens, which alone is worth the price of admission and means special treatment when this cycle ends. Maybe even removal of your mark. You might find this thread to be stupid, but this is a way to do it and I'm offering. If you're already damned, it's an upgrade, really. Go. Fuck. Yourself. |
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Attar (OP) User ID: 19159204 United States 09/19/2016 12:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OK I'll have a go, I only have two demands. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69708939 1. An end to violence in all its many forms. 2. No one is allowed to infringe on another's free will. So, we have a deal? There is a timetable to take into account, but otherwise yes, we do. What is your name, or a name for you? |
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Attar (OP) User ID: 19159204 United States 09/19/2016 12:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So, tired of the bullshit role-playing here, I'm almost thinking of flouncing. Quoting: Adytum Guess I'm finally outgrowing this shit. 'Bout time. I'm not role-playing. There are individuals on this forum who view the book if life as the Borg collective. Others view new Zion as a cage, or the lake of fire as source. I can only help them and anyone else who isn't already saved, which is greater than ninety percent of you. |
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Deplorable Debauchery User ID: 71870886 United States 09/19/2016 12:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I already have everything I want. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
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Deplorable Debauchery User ID: 71870886 United States 09/19/2016 12:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh hell, if you can give me and my people immortality then it's a deal. I want to see the shit hit the fan, live through it, then watch the rebuild. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
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Attar (OP) User ID: 19159204 United States 09/19/2016 12:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Keep my family safe n happy so they each live long happy lives and want for nothing Quoting: FISHERMAN50 Meet those demands U got a deal How many individuals? And do you have a name? 5 individuals I am the one they call fisherman I admire your selflessness, it should serve you well. Your angel is Agares, he's the devil by way of which your soul is purchased. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69708939 United States 09/19/2016 12:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OK I'll have a go, I only have two demands. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69708939 1. An end to violence in all its many forms. 2. No one is allowed to infringe on another's free will. So, we have a deal? There is a timetable to take into account, but otherwise yes, we do. What is your name, or a name for you? OK fine, the timetable is within one year. Meet my demands as payment and I'll give you my name and complete the deal. Now you better get crackin', you got a lot of work to do! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 72993302 United States 09/19/2016 12:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I dont have the rite to give what has already been paid for. The physical body is for sale, although that seems to be encumbered also. The line starts at the end of the hall next to the IRS office. The elements of the space I dwell in decay and are consumed, the spirit has no begining, the two have been entwined for a purpose. Are you purchasing the spirit? The entwined embodiement or just the physical mindless skin? You can have my name when I remember it. And by the same token you can share yours |
Attar (OP) User ID: 19159204 United States 09/19/2016 12:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OK I'll have a go, I only have two demands. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69708939 1. An end to violence in all its many forms. 2. No one is allowed to infringe on another's free will. So, we have a deal? There is a timetable to take into account, but otherwise yes, we do. What is your name, or a name for you? OK fine, the timetable is within one year. Meet my demands as payment and I'll give you my name and complete the deal. Now you better get crackin', you got a lot of work to do! The timetable is ten years and we don't even need to negotiate your second point. But your name comes first, then your demands. |
Deplorable Debauchery User ID: 71870886 United States 09/19/2016 12:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh hell, if you can give me and my people immortality then it's a deal. I want to see the shit hit the fan, live through it, then watch the rebuild. Who and how many are your people? 8 of us total. Now you know I can't give you legit names. It is the interwebs but you can call me Deb. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |